Thursday 9/11/14

Posted in Uncategorized on September 11, 2014 by Playboy Morning Show

It’s that other day of the week that starts with a T. You know, Thursday. And we’ve got a great show to go through. Let’s do it.

We started the show today, as we have so many Thursdays in the past, with a little phone call from Mr. Skin. We chatted about some upcoming nudity his Skin Scouts have uncovered at the Toronto Film Festival, so keep your eyes open and you won’t be disappointed.

After that, we held a little Hot Girl Focus Group talking about… sex positions. If you’ve ever had the chance to sit four beautiful women down and ask them exactly what they do and don’t want in the bedroom… consider yourself lucky. For the rest of us, this is as good as it’s gonna get, and we have to say, we were pleasantly surprised: there’s no hard and fast favorite across the board… unless you count doing it hard ‘n fast.

In order to put their knowledge of sexual positions to the test, by playing a quick game of Position Impossible. In teams of two, the models tried their best to decipher the names of some rather obscure positions by acting them out. Who won? We all did.

After a quick break, we came back to welcome in Chris Wylde, star of a web series of his own creation called “Dadholes,” all about the pitfalls of being a father. Chris also happens to play a big role in the dance cam during Clippers games here in LA, so we thought we’d play the playboy version of “horse,” B-U-N-N-Y. Our fine females took shots at a hoop, doing their best not to burn down the studio in the process, and if you look at the game from that perspective, it was a great success. They also got naked, so that always helps.

Finally, FOOTBALL IS BACK! It’s like Christmas in September, and Andrea picked the first two games of the Morning Show’s long-standing odds-making segment, Lick ‘Em, Stick ‘Em, and Pick ‘Em. Andrea’s boob went with the Ravens over the Steelers and the 49ers over the Bears, so place your bets accordingly.

after basketball

Wednesday 9/10/14

Posted in Uncategorized on September 10, 2014 by Playboy Morning Show

Smack dab in the middle of the work week, it’s another Playboy Morning Show! Don’t tell your boss…

We started today by talking about yesterday, wherein we asked our hosts and models to tweet out some ridiculous tweets and see who tweeted back. If you don’t understand what Twitter is, that last sentence made zero sense. We took a quick look at some of the best responses to those crazy tweets, which proved more than anything that people are getting harder and harder to shock these days.

Next, we welcomed in Katie and Priscilla, two brand-new-to-our-show models and got to know them a little bit better in a segment we call Hot Model Adoption. If you know of a good home that these girls could go to, please let us know.

After that, we wanted to test our guest host Eddie’s resolve, by playing some Constructive Criticism with him. Our girls read meaner and meaner tweets and comments to him, as they got nuder and nuder. If all judges were this hot and naked, our last prison sentence wouldn’t have stung so bad.

We took a short break and then welcomed in comedian Lachlan Patterson, finalist on the most recent season of “Last Comic Standing,” and as “mannequin”-esque as Keenan Ivory Wayans claimed. He’s a handsome man, is what we’re saying. While Lachlan was with us, we played a game called Named That Bit. It’s not an anatomy lesson, our girls came in and did their best impression of famous stand-up comedians by doing some of their jokes. We wanted to see if they’d be as recognizable in the hands of some hot ladies, and it turns out they definitely are; either that, or these girls should get to an open mic, ASAP.


Finally, we rounded out the show by playing some Wheel of Fantasy. That’s right, it’s everybody’s favorite wheel-themed game we play here, and today we saw two fantasies in the form of Teacher/Students and a Bikini Car Wash. Learning and cleaning never felt so good.

Tuesday 9/9/14

Posted in Uncategorized on September 9, 2014 by Playboy Morning Show

Welcome to Tuesday at your titular sexy Morning Show. Here we go again…

The show got going today with one of our favorite games, Truth or Bare! We heard sexy stories from one of our hot models and had to guess who the story belonged to. It’s making us a little paranoid seeing how well some of these ladies can deceive, but we can’t help but immediately forgive them. That is the point, after all.

After that, we talked a bit about the famous celebrity nude photo leak that happened last week, and we got wind of a second wave coming through. Well, the rumors were true, and we have the pictures of Eddie and Andrea to prove it. It may not be as much of a photo leak as it is a photo “shop.”

Next, it was time to run through some Twitter Roulette: a game that features our girls drawing a random (and ludicrous) tweet out of a hat and then having to tweet it out… and leave it up. We’ll check in tomorrow to see how people responded.


We took a short break and then talked via Skype with two-time World Air Sex Champion Adam Wilson, aka “Tootenanny.” Air sex is a lot like real sex, except you do it with an imaginary partner and on stage in front of a theater full of people. We talked technique, accolades, and prestige of the contest with him, and kept him around to judge our own naked version. We saw three rounds: foreplay, sex, and climax and saw who had the best imagination for the job. We’ve never wanted to be a random clusters of air molecules more.

Monday 9/8/14

Posted in Uncategorized on September 8, 2014 by Playboy Morning Show

We’re back! And we’ve got a killer show lined up to help ease you into the week.

We started the show by welcoming our guest host for the week, Mr. Eddie Ifft. Eddie’s got a podcast called “Talkin’ Shit,” which is great because we like to think of our show as “Talk ‘n Tits,” which is pretty close.

Things got underway quickly, as we moved into a segment called Fun Bags, where our girls brought in some trash bags and tried to guess the occupation of the person that the trash belongs to. Your garbageman knows more about you than you think, so don’t forget to throw them a curve-ball every once in a while.

After that, we welcomed in writer Peter Mehlman, whose work you definitely know: he was a writer on “Seinfeld” for many years and is attributed with coining such phrases as “yada yada yada” and “double-dipping.” And yes, those words are now in the dictionary in case you were wondering. His new fiction book “It Won’t Always Be This Great,” is out now, and you should definitely check it out. 


Since Peter knows comedy so well, we thought we’d let him guide our models Carrie, Destiny, and Melissa through a few improvised scenarios. It’s tough work, but we can tell he’s the man for the job.

After a short break, we came back to get to know our guest host a little bit better. We had our girls come in and ask him “What Ifft” questions to see exactly who Eddie is. You can find out a lot about a man by asking him pointless questions, but it helps if you’re a hot chick.

Next, we ran through another Howe To with our singular Howe twin Melissa. She gave us the low-down on how to “give a blowjob,” featuring alcohol and whipped cream. We’re guessing that she’s never heard of the shot.

Finally, it was time for a little taste of Skin to Win. All of our models were back in studio to show their knowledge… and their bodies. It’s nice to know that though some things may be over their heads, they’ve got nice bodies to fall back on.


Thursday 8/28/14

Posted in Uncategorized on August 28, 2014 by Playboy Morning Show

It’s a Thursday Titty-tacular here in the Mini Mansion. Dust off your eyeballs and take a gander.

We kicked off things today with a phone call from Mr. Skin, who has just released the top 3 nude scenes of all time, in honor of his 15 years doing what he (and the world) loves. Coming in at the top of the heap was Scar-Jo in the movie “Under the Skin.” It’s a rather recent pick, but we find it very hard to disagree with him.

After that, we wrapped up our Back to School week with another fine lesson from some fine teachers. Today’s subject was foreign languages in a segment we call Strange Tongues. We learned some Spanish and French phrases so if you ever find yourself in need of baguettes or spicy salsa, you’ll know what to say. You can never be too prepared while abroad.


Next, we welcomed in Rich Sommer from TV’s “Mad Men.” Rich chatted about the show, and his first time (of many) at the Playboy Mansion, when Ron Jeremy reached over him to feel some boobs. What an honor!


While Rich was here, we would be remiss not to play some Ass-vertisers with him, where we see a logo or slogan and then have to guess the brand, with clothing on the line. Even Rich had to lose clothes at one point, taking off a shoe. Pretty scandalous if you ask me.

We took a short break and then welcomed in Chris Moore and Shane Dawson from the new STARZ show “The Chair.” Shane is one of two directors, under the supervision of Chris, who will be tackling the same script and trying to make it their own. They know they way around a set, so we figured we’d let our girls throw some film ideas out at them in a game called Boobie Pitches. These things may be in development hell for a while…


Wednesday 8/27/14

Posted in Uncategorized on August 27, 2014 by Playboy Morning Show

It’s the middle of the week and we’ve officially got Hump-mania. The only known cure is the Playboy Morning Show.

It got going early on today, as we started out by talking about “The Surreal Life” and that time our guest host Jimmy and Andrea were brought together by the magic of reality TV. It’s a small, surreal world.

Next, we ran through Jimmy’s Random Rolodex, and for those of you born after the technological boom, that means Jimmy’s Random Contact List. We called a couple of his friends, like Pat… and Steve… and Jon. It turns out that Jon means Jon Hamm. Like “Mad Men” Jon Hamm. What a coincidence! Lucky us. We got to talk to Jon about his recent Emmy’s experience and the final half of the last season of “Mad Men,” which wraps up next spring. Get ready.

After that, it was time to continue our Back To School preparedness, today going back in time with Horny History. Our hot ‘n horny teacher Destiny ran through three great events in American History, with some slight enhancements, of course.

We took a short break and then welcomed in Ben Gleib, host of the new Game Show Network show “Idiotest,” where contestants have to solve complex brain teasers rather than trivia, and face the sharp wit of Ben should they not appear up to the task. It’s an all-new kind of game show, and we’re glad the visual learners are finally getting a turn.


Ben’s been on the show numerous times and we wanted to give him the best chance to have something fun to watch while he was here today, so we brought out the Wheel of Fantasy for Wheel Wednesday! After much spinning, Ben finally took matters into his own hands and turned the wheel to Lesbian Three-way. Our ladies assumed the position(s) and another show bit the dust. It’s the circle of life.

Tuesday 8/26/14

Posted in Uncategorized on August 26, 2014 by Playboy Morning Show

Love is in the air here in the Mini Mansion. Or maybe we need to get our carbon monoxide detectors checked…

We began things this fine morning by welcoming in Brandon Alinger, COO of Prop Store, which collects props from well-known movies. The good news is, they have an auction coming up so if you’ve always wanted to own Rocky’s gloves or Wonka’s Golden Ticket, now’s your chance!

brandon prop

While Brandon was with us, we wanted to see if our models’ knowledge of films were as substantial as his own, so we played a little game called Non-Motion Pictures. We showed three pictures of famous props in movies and then had our hot ladies guess. We gotta say, they proved just as adept as any cine-phile we know. Or maybe they were just super obvious.

After that, we had another Back to School segment, today focusing on beer games. It’s an important part of any college’s curriculum and to demonstrate, we had our gals play some Rear Pong. This also happens to be a good substitute if you don’t have any beer, but have a lot of sorority chicks hanging around.


We took a short break and then brought in Scott Aukerman of “Comedy Bang! Bang!” which airs on IFC starting again on October 17th. Scott’s a funny guy, but he also happens to be a director (he even got to direct President Obama), and we wanted to see if he could give our girls some helpful tips as they tried their hand at famous movie scenes in a game we call Nip Flix. They must have been taking lessons, because they blew us away with their skills. No casting couch necessary.



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