This morning began with a discussion about Paris Hilton’s new Techno song called Drunk Texts. We decided it was easy to record our own techno song reading drunk texts off of Andrea’s phone. Our song was an instant hit – or at least as good as Paris’s song…
(Techno bed) Call me back bitch. Where you at? We drinking tonight? hello? slut. call me. need airport ride. Running Late. ASAP. Save your load for me.
This song will not be available on i-tunes.
After making our own drunk text techno songs, we chatted with Scott Alexander about all things gadgets. From a cell phone convention in Spain to a guy who ordered a 55 Gallon drum of lube. Andrea said she wouldn’t have sex in the barrel of lube because “I like to feel the friction.” Kevin said that sex in a bucket of lube would “feel great” and “we should order one for the studio.”
Leap Day is tomorrow, and Kevin and Andrea still can’t believe that it’s not a bigger deal. It only happens once every 4 years and no one has anything special planned. Kevin and Andrea made suggestions for ways people should celebrate. Kevin Suggested 4Somes for everyone since it’s only every 4 years. Andrea liked the idea of a whole day dedicated to 4Play. Kevin thought that would lead to a “Great Semen Flood on March 1st.” Andrea got horny by that thought. We did hear about a restaurant in the UK that lets women propose to their men on Feb 29th, by ordering a 7oz steak with “will you marry me” branded into it. The BeefEater didn’t seem to know that they even offered this special, and after a rather confusing exchange between Kevin and the call center, we gave up and did the Lowell Down.
March Playboy cover model and UFC Ring Girl, Brittney Palmer, came in to talk about her days as a magician assistant in Las Vegas, her butt tattoo, and her love of drawing naked women. We brought in a naked woman and Britney and Andrea had a quick sketch-off.
All that sketching got us hungry, so we met Brian D. Price ”The Death Row Chef,” who created a collection of final meals for his book, MEALS TO DIE FOR. After chatting about his 14 years in the slammer, he fed us some bacon sandwiches, and his Old Sparky’s Genuine Convict Chili. As always, we brought in sexy servers Jillisa Lynn and Nikki Oh, who ended up strip searching each other, and then eating prison grub off of their naked bodies.