Archive for March 2, 2012

Friday 3/2/12

Posted in Uncategorized on March 2, 2012 by Playboy Morning Show

Today Andrea gave her calorie burning advice while using her personal sex toys as Kevin suggested something even better and sexier “Masterobics”! Women often take work out classes like “Booty Bump” to get a superior and sexier butt! Every now and then men are attending these classes not only to seek out the hot women, but to improve their booty’s too! Perhaps Kevin was trying to cover up his weekly attendance! Who knew men were so self-conscious about their butts? It’s not shocking!

Sherra Michelle phoned in with us today giving us an update on her Floyd Mayweather Press Conference she and Kevin attended at the Chinese Theater. Sherra thinks Mayweather is a champion and will win this fight against Cotto on May 5th because of Cinco De Mayo. Just Kidding!

After Robin Leach’s Vegas Update of the week, we congratulated Erica DuFour and “Fun size” for being our American Dildo winner! Erika gave one final demonstration of her powerful dildo recital through the phone. Thank you Erika and we hope you enjoy our dildo prize to you!

After the Friday Awards Photographer Giovanni Lipari joined us on the phone giving us his overview of traveling the world taking photos of naked women.

Michael Kosta also joined us live in the studio this morning telling us all about his visit to the Australia Open. He stated that the women were beautiful, but really enjoy African American men the most! Kosta sat in while we brought Special Editions  Models Carlotta and Titania tied together with bikinis in the studio for “No Strings Attached.” These two lovely gals had to answer Kevin and Andrea’s list of questions correctly in order to keep their bikinis on. With the majority of wrong answers Carlotta and Titania were stripped down to their sexy bare bushes! It appeared that Titania won the bush contest of the year!

Thursday 3/1/12

Posted in Uncategorized on March 2, 2012 by Playboy Morning Show

Today we met our Cyber Girl of the Week, Mandy Flores. A shocking story she shared with us was her sex experience in the back of a grocery store freezer! That’s hot! We’ll, figuratively. Flores also mentioned that she has erect nipples 24 hours a day and must wear extra padding when visiting with professionals. Take a look!

Next up was our American Dildo showdown! Our five finalists gave demonstrations over the phone of their individual sex toys. Erica, Lexi Ray, Kari, Miss Sofia and Ashley – who we allowed as a wild card entry due to a technicality – battled it out in an attempt to have their sex toy crowned American Dildo 2012! Today’s genre: SHOW TUNES! If you haven’t cast your vote yet, you still have time. Email morningshow@playboy.com. We’ll be tabulating all day and night.

POWER HOUR!

Mike Kelly a Playmate divorce attorney, made a special guest appearance with his Playmate wife, Nancy Harwood. (Miss Feb. 1968) Mr. Kelly – who’s been doing bunnies good (legally speaking) for over 30 years – gave us some practical advice about who gets to keep the ring after a divorce, and answered some of Andrea’s questions relating to “fraud” in a marriage. His wife Nancy shared her memories as Playmate, and Mike was all smiles as she described the passion they still have – after 32 years of marriage. Can you blame him? Check out her Playmate centerfold! Kevin got an up-close-and-personal peek.

Also, comedian Mike Epps called in to share the reasons why you can’t remember having sex with someone the  night before. Either you’re a “weed head,” an “alcoholic,” or just strictly a “whore”! If you are having enough sex to not remember someone’s name… then quit having sex and your problem is solved! HA! Like that’ll happen. Epps is currently on his national comedy tour, “Mike Epps: I’m Still Standing Tour.”

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