Happy Birthday Breast Implants, Prison Sex, Post Sex Yawns, 95-Year-Old Clown, and I’m Rich Bitch!!
Happy 50th Birthday to the breast implant. We chatted with the women who has the first set of them still inside of her. She is one bad ass bitch, and although she refused Kevin’s request to rub them on the phone, she did tell us her nipples were as sensitive as ever.
Prison sex may sound like a pain in the ass, but according to Hassan Hartley it’s not so bad. We learned about the pros and convicts of shower sex, what makes good prison lube, and the flirty female guards.
Chip Rowe, Playboy Advisor schooled us on yawning after orgasm, “it’s better after sex than during.”
The Heffy nominees were a great crop, and each was “HEFTASTIC” in their own ways. Here is who was nominated…
Kevin: Creeky the 95-Year-old clown, and recent World’s Oldest Clown
Andrea: 75-year-old Japanese Woman who climbed Mt. Everest.
Elise: 81-year old and 87 year old Mel and Joey have 146 custom-made matching outfits.
Jaron: 80-year-old woman who fell out of her safety harness while skydiving’
Gina: The oldest woman to carry the Olympic Torch.
and the winner was…. Creeky The Clown.
We were joined by Donnell Rawlings, from The Wire and Chappelle Show and VH1′s Hip Hop Squares. He claimed that “this is the greatest radio show I’ve ever seen.” He told us about white chick hunting at farmer’s markets and looking for girls with yoga mats under their arm. We brought in some ladies for KNOW IT OR SHOW IT, and before all was said and done, we were down to just undies. Well played.