Thursday 6/14/12
GOLD BURGERS, ANGRY STRIPPERS, LESBIAN FEUDS, AND PENGUIN FUCKING
As it turns out, Penguins are as sexually fucked up as the rest of us… maybe more. Kevin and Andrea were really onto something with this one. Kevin even volunteered to dress as a penguin and live with them for a few weeks to teach and learn some sexual tricks “like the art of seduction” or “how to play just the beak.”
Serendipity 3 provided us with our newest PLAYBURGER, a $295 burger full of truffles, hand crafted cheese, and a quail egg. Oh, and it also comes topped with a gold toothpick. The creative chef also told us about their $70 hot dog, and $1000 Sunday.
Gay Women: Straight Talk returned with Carol and Andrea chatting with a life coach. Per usual, Carol, made a mockery of the interview, got into a fight with Andrea, and brought our guest to the verge of tears. IT WAS PERFECT!
The Playboy Party Joke REMIX gave us 4 jokes with endless punch lines… The Jokes Were…
-Why don’t heavyweight fighters have sex before a big fight?
-What is the politically correct term for lesbians?
-What do you call and Amish guy with his arm halfway up a horse’s ass?
-What is a good way to tell that you are on a great first date?
Mr. Skin uncovered a 7-year-old picture of Katherine Higal’s butt from a French DVD. Well done sir. After Skin, Playmate Miss May 1996, Shana Sand joined us to talk about dressing sexy, sleeping naked, and dirty talking in 2 languages. She is going to auction off some of her worn goodies for the fans. Check out some of her links: Clear High Heels, Santini Mavardi, Black Leather Cowboy Boots.
Last Comic Standing Winner and Playboy Jazz Cruise MC, Alonzo Bodden joined us for a laugh before we erected our pole, and met The Angry Stripper. She was fired from her newspaper job for moonlighting as a stripper. She took to the pole, and showed us some moves. Get out your dollar bills.
