Cartoon-Up!
It’s time for another one!
Give us your best caption for the cartoon below, found in the Sept. 2012 issue of Playboy magazine.
It’s time for another one!
Give us your best caption for the cartoon below, found in the Sept. 2012 issue of Playboy magazine.
September 10, 2012 at 2:52 pm
I swear I thought “Whore” was the brand name of the saddle when I ordered it.
September 10, 2012 at 3:11 pm
I ordered saddle bags not saddle sags!!!
September 10, 2012 at 3:12 pm
Fine, then you can milk her.
September 10, 2012 at 3:13 pm
Woman: I said “it’s time to replace your old horse, not your old whores”
September 10, 2012 at 3:13 pm
I had to put the last one down after she broke her ankle.
September 10, 2012 at 3:15 pm
I said “go saddle up the horse, Not go saddle up the whore”!
September 10, 2012 at 3:19 pm
Kevin for the last time that is still cheating.
September 10, 2012 at 3:21 pm
I thought you didn’t want me going bareback anymore.
September 10, 2012 at 3:21 pm
I didnt come to ride and rope I came to buck and fuck
September 10, 2012 at 3:35 pm
Women “don’t you think a 69 hand whorse is to big for you?”… (Kevin, you measure horses in hands, a hand is 4 inches)
September 10, 2012 at 4:09 pm
“Time to saddle up !”
September 10, 2012 at 4:44 pm
I dont care if it was a good trade! I am not riding that!!!
September 10, 2012 at 4:45 pm
a first for proposals, a second on mules for sister Sarah, and three for Tommy Crew out of a possible right?
September 10, 2012 at 5:25 pm
I thought you wanted to go whoresback riding!
September 10, 2012 at 5:39 pm
Let’s hope she doesn’t lift her tail.
September 10, 2012 at 5:59 pm
DON’T TELL ME YOUR NOT MOUNTING ANOTHER WOMEN
September 10, 2012 at 7:34 pm
All the guy said when i bought her was she would be good in the saddle
September 10, 2012 at 9:49 pm
whoever said you can lead a horse to water but it won’t suck your cock?
September 11, 2012 at 2:11 am
I said a “sprinkler” not a “squirter”! Poor birds dont know what theyre eating.
September 11, 2012 at 2:13 am
I told you Not to ride her!!!!!
“I didn’t!”
Then what the Fuck are the birds eating?
September 11, 2012 at 12:19 pm
That puddle of pee ain’t bad. You should see the pile of shit out back!!
September 11, 2012 at 1:53 pm
Fine, you can keep her. But don’t be asking me to clean up after her.
September 11, 2012 at 2:52 pm
Looking down at Farrell,Kevin says “I was going to pick up the mini-ponyfrom the guy on Craigs-list but he sold me this instead, Can we keep her ?”
September 11, 2012 at 4:07 pm
Sorry baby I just had to ride her
September 12, 2012 at 1:26 am
“Honey, I thought you said she rides better bare-back”
September 12, 2012 at 2:52 pm
But honey, it’s the annual whore round up….
September 12, 2012 at 7:10 pm
I’m a democrat & this is my new ASS!
September 14, 2012 at 1:48 am
Well dear you said you wanted to ride a cowgirl
September 19, 2012 at 7:34 pm
I don’t need you anymore BITCH!!!
Now take your shit and get the fuck out of my house.
February 15, 2013 at 4:05 pm
You told me 8 secs was average for a man!
February 15, 2013 at 4:06 pm
The saddles for you sweetheart, I ride a little farther back. Mount up!!