Good morning, one and all! We had a crazy awesome show today, so let’s get to it.
We kicked things off by talking about the dreaded “duckface” fad that’s been showing up in pictures all across the internet, and how it’s only really acceptable when working out. Although it may result in you getting hit on by lesbians, so watch out. Unless that’s your thing, then go for it. We also touched upon SXSW (South by Southwest), and the 24,000 people that showed up to the festival.
After that, we brought in our resident “tech-spert” (we’re still working on that one, get back to us) Scott Alexander, to talk about the hot games and gadgets that are being eagerly anticipated this week. After that, we spoke to Joi Niemeyer, who will be one of the contestants on Real World: Portland. The original reality show is about to begin its 28th season! Apparently, they’re running out of cities at this point.
We kicked off today’s Hour of Power by playing a quick round of “What Would Hef Do?” Apparently, Hef is much more of a romantic than any of us realized. Following that, we had a quick glimpse into our Playboy Papal Con-cleavage, only to find that division still reigns supreme.
Suddenly, we got a call from rappers Big Boi and B.O.B to talk about their new video game “Army of TWO,” which features not only a song from the guys, but also their bodies, right down to the tattoos.
Then, we brought in magicians Derek and Helder (from “Nothing to Hide” which is playing at the Geffen Playhouse until the end of the month), to tell us a little bit about the ins and outs of the magic life. Unfortunately, they didn’t give away any tricks, so we’ll just have to assume they have supernatural powers. Then, we turned the tables and had our beautiful models Lisa and Beebee show the guys a few “tricks” of their own…