Happy Topless Tuesday! We had jam-packed show stacked up for you today, so let’s get to it.
We began things by explaining our absence yesterday. No, it’s not because we love Columbus, our BATHROOM was getting fixed. How sexy is that?? Well, at least we’re honest with you.
In honor of Breast Cancer Awareness Month (formerly known as “October”), Kevin gave Andrea a breast exam of sorts. It was more of a breast test, to see if they were, in fact, “big.” It turns out if you’ve had underboob sweat, people staring at your boobs instead of your face, and what’s being described as “demi cup overflow” (look it up), then YOU may be suffering from big breasts. So go see a doctor, or a friend, or a group of strange men and get tested to find out for sure.
Next, it was time for the Fuck-Me voice. Both Kevin and Andrea’s teams are starting to take sexy shape, so when we had Sarah, Sarah Beth, and Bobbi come in and try their best to get our hosts to turn around. As the dust settled, it turned out that Kevin picked up Sarah, and Andrea got Sarah Beth (who is one person).
After a quick break, we came back to continue our Halloween costume countdown, and Bobbi showed us her sexy French Maid costume. A few tips for this one: create an interesting fusion between this outfit and your actual ethnicity. For example, be a Mexican/French Maid, or a Canadian/French Maid, etc. etc.
Following that, we called up two rival girls from ASU and U of A, both of whom you can check out in this month’s issue of Playboy, who were gracious enough to throw down in a battle of the college babes. From Arizona State we had Shanice Jordyn, and from the University of Arizona we had Ginny Connor go toe to toe in a Skype-enger hunt. We only got through one round, but we’ll have to make sure to have them both back again to see who comes out on top.
Finally, we had our lovely models come back in and try their very best to do “Nip or Treat,” to see if they could pick up candy with their breasts. We’d say, stick to your hands while you go around the neighborhood.