It’s Tuesday, and if you’re anything like us, you’re officially sick of Christmas music. Good news is, you won’t find any of that here.
We kicked off the show today by taking a look a news story involving a porn movie being mistaken for “Smurf’s 2.” Kevin and Andrea saw the news coverage and tried their best to “Abuse the News,” by coming up with their own Smurf-related sex puns in their best local news anchor cadence. Watch out Ron Burgundy.
After that, we took another look at our Movie Trailer Reviews, with today’s film, “Elf.” Our topless beauties haven’t actually seen the movie, but they did watch the trailer, and both gave it one nip up.
Next, we took a look at some more news stories for our Good Naked/Bad Naked segment. You know the drill: we judge whether people in the world were doing the clothes-less thing right or whether they need some help. Today, we heard about a teacher’s naked photos leaking from her stolen iPhone, and a man masturbating in the meat aisle of a local grocery store. More like “gross”-ery.
Following that, we picked another set of numbers for any of you playing the Mega Millions lottery today. If you win it all, be sure to send us some. You owe us, dammit!
We took a two-minute break and then came back to talk to Aaron Rose of “Erotic Bakery LA” on the phone about his ultra-realistic sexy cakes. You’ve gotta see them to believe them, so check out his website www.eroticbakeryusa.com.
As that was going on, our lovely models Carly, Christina, and Ivy set to work making some sexy cookies of their own. It must come with the territory of being a hot chick that you can also make hot cookies, because they turned out great. If you’re looking to spice up your company holiday party, and don’t have an HR department, this is the way to do it.