Wednesday 2/26/14

It’s another hot ‘n steamy Morning Show to get you over the hump…

Things began here with a discussion about new research that ranks states in the order of longest average sexual encounter to shortest. New Mexico (surprisingly) has the longest sex on average, and Alaska has the shortest. We invited people to call in and assert whether they thought their state was robbed or if they were accurately measured… but most people just wanted to ask Andrea to show her underwear. We’re trying to do science here, people!

We moved on from there into an Upskirt Tutorial, which involved our super hot models coming in and demonstrating the rules and various ways to take a fabulous shot up your own (or your consenting friend’s) dress. We didn’t know there were so many factors involved in this “art,” but you really have to know your way around a camera phone (and flowing skirts).

Next, we watched two more Best Picture-nominated Topless Trailer Reviews (from women who haven’t seen the movie). Today we looked at “Dallas Buyer’s Club” and “Nebraska,” and let us tell you… these ladies were not impressed by these films trailers, giving these two movies some of the lowest scores yet. And who are you going to believe, a bunch of cinema “experts,” or a pair of topless ladies?

After a short break, we welcomed in Kim Airs, a sexual consultant and sex toy expert to talk about some of the ways she approaches teaching people about their own sexuality. It even involved a scary talking vagina puppet, so you know it’s gonna be good. While we had Kim in with us, we wanted to get her opinion on some food-related sex toys that can help the guy who burned himself while making love to a Domino’s Pizza. We brought out our Cock-cumber, Man-wich, Ham-cuffs, and Shish-ka-throb and asked Kim’s expert opinion. The shish-ka-throb was definitely her favorite, and we’re inclined to agree with her. She’s the one with the talking vagina pillow, after all.