Monday 3/17/14

The Playboy Morning Show is back in action! It’s also St. Patty’s Day, so you have an excuse to drink while you watch! Not that you really need one, necessarily.

We began the show today by taking a look at some local news coverage during the earthquake we had this morning. We thought it best to be better prepared than some other LA affiliates, so we ran through our Playboy earthquake drill. Don’t forget to duck and cover, unless you want to run around naked screaming “EARTHQUAKE.” Then, do that.

After that, we checked out Playboy’s own “First Kiss” parody. For those of you unfamiliar with the video, it features strangers meeting for the first time and kissing. In true Morning Show style, we decided to keep the premise, but bump  up the sexy, adding Playboy Models who took their making out all over the building. Our version was a world exclusive, uncensored version, but to see the SFW video, check Youtube.

Next, we gave the first of our “Get Lucky” Just the Tips, which featured our models giving some advice to aspiring guys in bars this St. Patrick’s Day, on what it really takes to take them home. Very enlightening indeed.

Following the tip, came our Topless 10: Slogans for Steak and Blowjob Day. We’re not one to celebrate one holiday and shun another, so we gave some belated advertising campaigns direct from our sexy models, Paris, Carolyn, Kat, and Lindsey.

We took a short break, and then came back to kick off our March Badness 2014! Now in its third prestigious year, our girls go head-to-head in a battle of the badness. Today it was Paris vs. Caroyln, and to decide who starts, this year we instituted the jump-bra, where it’s a race to get a bra off of a different model. Carolyn won and elected to go first, telling a story of her first BDSM experience with someone she just met. Paris followed up with a story of bouncing around plane sex. Find out tomorrow who’s moving on, as we move through our bracket getting closer and closer to the No-Pants Big Dance.