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Monday 7/14/14

Posted in Uncategorized on July 14, 2014 by Playboy Morning Show

It’s another week and we’ve got another show! Let’s go to work.

We began the show today by looking at Kevin’s picture of the Super Moon over the weekend… which turned out to be a tiriple moon. That really is super.

After that, we took a look at some of the World Cup fans we missed from the game yesterday. Our cameras panned the crowd and found a girl who misspelled goal, a flag jumper, and two sad Argentina fans who made the best of a bad situation. See you in four years, soccer!

We then kicked off our Playboy Poll, asking you, our loyal audience, to tell us where the best place to have sex outside is: the pool, camping, the beach, or ALL OF THE ABOVE. It’s  choose-your-own-adventure democracy in action.

Next, we welcomed in Dr. Lauren Streicher, a gynecologist who we’ve had on the show before, to promote the Intensity sexual device. Andrea got one last time she was in, and we got to hear just how things have changed… “grip”-wise. She can’t crush a beer can quite yet, but practice makes perfect.


We came back from break and brought in actor Adam Korson, from the CW show “Seed,” about a guy who unknowingly fathers a brood of children due to his sperm donations. We decided to honor our guest by playing a special “man-seed” edition of “Name That Alleged Perv.” Things got a little sticky.

Lastly, the results of our Playboy Poll are in! Camping won out with 50% of the total vote, and the pool surprisingly didn’t get a single vote. Must be all the chemicals.

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Thursday 7/10/14

Posted in Uncategorized on July 10, 2014 by Playboy Morning Show

Thirsty Thursday is here! Let’s get to the show…

We began the show today, as so many Thursdays before, by talking with Mr. Skin! In his usual style, he brought us the best naked actors from around Hollywood, and was even nice enough to play a little Pun on Pun with Kevin. He’s a gentleman AND a scholar.

After that, we ran through our Feastiality segment, featuring our hot models describing four of the best State Fair foods from around the country. We haven’t met a deep-fried, on-a-stick food yet that we haven’t liked.

Andrew Zimmern joined us next via Skype (and in some stylish bunny ears) to talk to us about bizarre foods and how the weird has bled into the mainstream. He also dropped some truth-bombs on our ladies as they prepared to make their own fashion statements out of foodstuffs.

We took a short break and then welcomed in Jason Quinn, winner of Season 2 of Food Network’s “Food Truck Wars.” He’s also got a restaurant called Playground where the menu changes every day! If you’re ever in Santa Ana, you’ve gotta check it out.


But Jason only makes up half of our celebrity guest judges, the second is none other than Major League Eating star Mary Bowers. She just came off a great showing at the world-famous Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest, and she has a food-clothes calendar (that you can get on her website), so we thought she’d be perfect to help us judge…


Meals on Heels! It’s a food fashion spectacular, and our hot models, Sara, Carly, Chelsie, and Lauryn showed off their duds. In the end, Lauryn’s hot pepper hot pants took the cake. The taste-test will have to wait until after the show.


Wednesday 7/9/14

Posted in Uncategorized on July 9, 2014 by Playboy Morning Show

It’s time to climb the hump, ladies and gentlemen. Let’s get over it and roll down the other side.

The show got started this particular morning with a little Spot the Bunny. It’s one of the oldest Playboy games there is, and it hasn’t gotten any easier as the issues roll out. Even old pros like Kevin and Andrea get stumped from time to time.

After that, it was time to check out the news in our Good Naked/Bad Naked segment. Today we looked at a drugged up woman running naked through a gas station and a naked truck surfer who caused an accident and then fled. We decided to recreate the latter and believe us when we say our girls looked like they had a blast.


Next, it was time for the Wheel! Of! Fantasy! We welcomed back reigning fantasy participant Tim from Maine to have the wheel spun for him, which landed on Naked Yoga Class. Let’s just say he’s not going to become a yogi any time soon.

We took a short break and then welcomed in Sarah Colonna, funny person and author of  the book “Life as I Blow It.” As if being a published author wasn’t good enough, Adam Sandler’s production company just bought the rights to turn it into a TV show. Did we mention she’s also dating a Seattle Seahawk? Some people have all the luck.


Since Sarah is such a presence on the Twitter-sphere, we decided to test her might with a little game called Top Teets vs. Top Tweets, wherein our girls attempt to out-wit and out-tweet a comedian. We only had time for one topic, but it produced some gems. Keep those thumbs moving, folks, and tweet at us! @PBMorningShow


Tuesday 7/8/14

Posted in Uncategorized on July 8, 2014 by Playboy Morning Show

Welcome to Tuesday and another Tue-Riffic Morning Show.

We started the show by checking out a story about female inmates that doesn’t involve “Orange is the New Black!” It’s a story where women are boycotting their limited number of prison underwear by staging a naked protest. We had our own Horny Rob on the scene to report to us as the nudity-laden chaos unfolded. Godspeed, Rob.

After that, we checked in with the first of our Sex Tape Do’s and Don’ts that we came back to throughout the show. That “Sex Tape” movie is coming out, and filming yourself getting it on is all the rage, and we’re here to help you keep egg off your face. Unless you’re into that…

Next, it was time to talk via Skype to SEVEN-TIME World Champion competitive eater Joey Chestnut, who is fresh off his victory over a heaping mound of fish tacos. It’s a feat he completed after proposing to his girlfriend, no less. This guy is the real deal, and Kevin wants to be his manager. We’re sure they’ll be in touch.

After a short break and another Sex Tape Do and Don’t, we played “Truth of Bare” with our ladies in studio. It’s a special break-up themed game today, in honor of the man who was broken up with by BOTH his girlfriends via a sign over the freeway. When your girl and your girl on the side get together you know it can only end poorly, but we can’t really feel too sorry for him. Anyway, our sexy ladies did their best to trick Kevin and Andrea into thinking each story was theirs, and clothing was on the line. Then, luckily for us, it was on the floor.


Monday 7/7/14

Posted in Uncategorized on July 7, 2014 by Playboy Morning Show

The Playboy Morning Show is back after a week-long hiatus to help get you through a patriotically hungover Monday. Let’s do this.

We started the show today with the first of many excerpts from Jenny Mollen’s new book, “I Like You Just the Way I Am.” Jenny’s gonna be on the show a little later, and we’ll get to talk to her about some of these crazy quotations.

After that, we checked out a video that featured women looking at their vaginas for the first time. We’re down with that, but we couldn’t really see what was going on, and decided to make our very own “Ass Booth” where our models could check out their backsides. We improved on the booth’s design by only giving it three walls.

Next, it was time for a new segment we’re calling Massage Mondays. We can’t think of a better way to start the week than lathering up with some awesome Nuru Massage Gel from Wet. These pictures speak louder than any words ever could, so… enjoy:

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After that, we looked at a segment we filmed when Trey Songz was in studio with us called “Guess Your Song Tit-le,” where our models silently acted out Trey’s song titles as he guessed. He’s got a pretty big catalog, but he knows his own stuff and actually did pretty well.

We took a short break and then welcomed in funnylady Jenny Mollen, whose new book “I Like You Just the Way I Am” is on the New York Times bestsellers list, and she’s super stoked about it. We read a few more quotes from her book and got the inside scoop about some of the craziest stories about her life.

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To finish out the show, we played a quick game called “That’s My Tit!” We looked at pictures of all of our models (and Jenny) and they had to guess whose tit it was. Don’t forget to get to know your body, ya’ll. It could come in handy.

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Thursday 6/26/14

Posted in Uncategorized on June 26, 2014 by Playboy Morning Show

It’s Thursday, and things are getting patriotic in here. Let’s get to the show…

We began things today by talking on the phone with Mr. Skin, who brought us yet another installment of celebrity boobs for our enjoyment. We’ll stop looking when they stop being interesting… but it hasn’t happened yet. Don’t hold your breath.

After that, we talked with Tiana, who is another one of Playboy TV’s “Naked Ambition” subjects. Check out her episode tomorrow at 9 right here on Playboy TV, and we celebrated her first appearance on our show by learning a few secrets about her…


After that, we ran through our last Horny History, today learning about the end of the Revolutionary War: the battle of Yorktown. It was the last battle in the War for Independence and we checked it out with our hot models reenacting the epic showdown and subsequent peace treaty-signing. It’s enough to bring a red white and blue tear to your eye.

We took a short break and then checked out a bikini that has boobs on it, so that you can look naked without breaking the law at the beach. It’s so genius, we’re pissed we didn’t think of it first.

Finally, we welcomed in Trey Songz, whose new album “Trigga” is out now. We sped through an interview with him, but stay tuned for a segment we shot after the show with him involving hot girls and charades… Get hyped.


We’re off next week, but have an awesome 4th of July, and maybe blow some stuff up. Within reason.

Wednesday 6/25/14

Posted in Uncategorized on June 25, 2014 by Playboy Morning Show

Happy Hump Day, ya’ll! Do your part, hump smart.

We began our wonderful little show today with a couple goals right off the bat! World cup action was heated and the scoring certainly blew yesterday’s out of the water.

Next, we checked out a sign posted in a laundromat that claimed some panties found their way into a basket they didn’t belong in, and cost a man his girlfriend. Tragic, if true, but we decided to undergo a short experiment to see if girls could pick their own underwear out of a big pile. Our girls could, which makes this guy’s story a little less believable. Nice try, though.

After that, we talked with Lisa about another great moment in America’s history: it’s symbolic birthday! That’s right, today’s Horny History features the signing of the Declaration of Independence. And let us be the first to say, our ladies’ powdered wigs look pretty darn good. Let’s bring that look back.

We took a short break and then we ran through a Makin’ Bacon segment, where Andrea brought up a new Tinder-esque site for music festivals, and Kevin showed us a bacon bra. Put ‘em both together and you have a recipe for a bear attack.

We then welcomed in Scott Wilson, star of “The Walking Dead,” who was (*spoiler alert*) killed off last season. We talked to Scott about his long, storied history in Hollywood and what it’s like pretending there’s zombies everywhere.


To make him feel more at home, we did a little Cat-walking Dead, where our girls modeled different post-apocalyptic-themed outfits. When the world crumbles, it’s comforting to know that hot girls will be running around in ripped-up clothes to see us through the hard times.

Tuesday 6/24/14

Posted in Uncategorized on June 24, 2014 by Playboy Morning Show

It’s another fantastic morning here in the Mini Mansion, where the weather is always 69 degrees and perky.

We kicked things off today by talking about an American exchange student that managed to get himself caught in a sculpture of a vagina. I really can’t think of any way to make that funnier, so I’m just going to leave it as is.

Next, we continued our Horny History segment, today focusing on Paul Revere’s Ride. Carly came in to explain to us what exactly went down in 1775, and why it was important in American history. Cody and Sara acted out her re-tellings and things got inaccurate fast. Those who don’t know history are doomed to repeat it… poorly.


After that, Kevin and Andrea chatted via Skype with Chandler South, a brand-new Playboy Model whose first gig is “Naked Ambition,” which airs on Playboy TV on the Fourth of July. Be sure to check it out, this 5-footer is definitely worth your time. Who needs fireworks?

We then welcomed in Brooke Burns, host of the new TRUtv show “Motor City Masters,” which airs Tuesdays at 10. The show pits car-makers against each other in a much manlier “Project Runway.” Brooke talked about her time hosting “Dog Eat Dog,” and the Playmate episode they did, which was their highest-rated ever. No surprises there.

We wanted to get Brooke’s opinion on some Dream Cars that our very own Dream Girls dreamed up, so we sent them in with their car ideas for Brooke’s scrutinization. Let’s just say they were more dream than car.

We took a quick break and then jumped right into a lightning round of Know It or Show It, the world’s longest-running naked game show. This soccer-themed round went about as well as could be expected. You know what they say, those who don’t know history are doomed to repeat it.


Monday 6/23/14

Posted in Uncategorized on June 23, 2014 by Playboy Morning Show

It’s Monday, but don’t worry, we’ve got just the thing to get you through it: The Playboy Morning Show!

We started the show today with a test of our “Goal” system. We know there’s some soccer games going on during our show, and we want to keep you up-to-date. Our promise to you is to let you know immediately whenever there’s a goal in those games by having girls run in screaming, wrapped in nothing but that country’s flag. We can think of no better honor.

Following that, we checked out a mugshot of a rather attractive man that has been circling around the internet, and we showed you some examples of ways to make your own mugshot sexier. There’s a couple ways you can do hard time.

Next, we brought the local news over our knee for a good ol’ fashioned “Abuse The News.” A bus driver got a beej from a woman on an empty bus, and a local news affiliate picked up the story, but we think that we can do it better. So, Kevin and Andrea gave their best one-liners as we threw to the segment. Maybe we should change our show up a little…

After that, we tried out a new segment called “Horny History,” where Carrie explained to us what went down at the Boston Tea Party, as our other girls acted it out. We’ll be looking at events leading up to Independence Day all this week, so buckle your hats and get ready.


We took a short break, and then played a game called “Guess the Girl,” where we learn an interesting fact about one of our models and then have to guess which one the fact belongs to. Today, we learned that one of our hot models is also a black belt who dabbles in nun-chuks. Bad ass. After much questioning, both Kevin and Andrea guessed wrong! It was revealed that Nasia is a trained fighter, and she showed off her skills for us as the show wound down. Look out for this one, she’ll take you out.

Thursday 6/19/14

Posted in Uncategorized on June 19, 2014 by Playboy Morning Show

We’re headed into another Thursday Playboy Morning Show , and we’re deep into our groove.

We started the show off today with the first of a slew of “Howe-To’s With the Howe Twins.” That’s right, everybody’s favorite set of hot British twins is back and more helpful than ever, as they showed us how to make a baker’s dozen, how to tie a shoe, and how to set your clock for daylight saving’s time. They’re dropping knowledge and fighting over the microphone like only they can, and it’s impossible to look away.

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After that, we talked with Mr. Skin, who’s celebrating 15 years of his awesome website. And we thought our 500+ episodes were impressive. He proved why he’s the standard in celebrity nudity, and kept us up to date with all the wonderful nakedness we can see on TV and in film. Here’s to another 15 years! Hopefully hologram technology exists by then.

We took a short break and then welcomed in “Stuttering” John Melendez, former Howard Stern regular and Tonight Show announcer. John and Kevin got to reminisce about the time they hosted a Playmate Pillow Fight (how come we weren’t invited??), and Andrea and John got to bond over alcohol. Really the best of both worlds.


To wrap things up, and in celebration of the first day of summer this weekend, we held our very own Sunscreen Fashion Show, where our models Chelsie, Carly, and the Howe girls showed off 4 different types of sunscreen that you can use to cover up your skin on the beach, while still essentially being naked. Remember: UV radiation is the bad, but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t still be as naked as possible.

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