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Thursday 4/3/14

Posted in Uncategorized on April 3, 2014 by Playboy Morning Show

It’s another Thirsty Thursday here in the Mini Mansion, and we’ve got just the thing to slake that thirst.

We started things off by looking at two more entries in our Food Porn competition, and we gotta say… they’re getting more and more sophisticated. So good work, but we still need submissions from the rest of you! Post your own Food Porn on Youtube and send us the link for a chance to win a trip to see the Morning Show live!

After that, we jumped right into our first March Badness battle of the day, between Sonia and Danielle. It was the first match in our Final Four-some and it didn’t disappoint: Sonia told us how she accidentally hooked up with two brothers in the same day, and Danielle said she had sex in a ball pit at a fast food restaurant. Both bad, but for different reasons. Don’t forget to vote for your favorite on our Twitter.

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Next, we welcomed in Brian Howie and Chelsea Autumn, who are participating in “The Great Love Debate” at the Long Beach Playhouse this weekend. They offered their professional perspective as to why men and women are single and what it means to truly have confidence in yourself. If you find yourself in Long Beach, check it out.

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We took a short break and then talked on the phone with Dinos Andreou, the creator of “Kissenger,” the first device that allows users to kiss each other across an internet connection. The device lets you realistically kiss across the globe, and we assume it can be used on any body part, so… yeah, there ya go.

Finally, we had our second match-up between Amber and Victoria. Victoria gave a guy a banana split blowjob in a restaurant, and Amber hooked up with the celebrity host of a show she did, and had the bite marks and bruises to prove it.

To close out the show, we had all of the Final Four-some by continuing April Showers with a post-game free-for-all shower-fest. Why this isn’t part of every sporting event, we don’t know.

Wednesday 4/2/14

Posted in Uncategorized on April 2, 2014 by Playboy Morning Show

It’s another Wet ‘n Wild ‘n Wacky ‘n other W-stuff Wednesday here in the Mini Mansion. Let’s dive right in, shall we?

The show started today by celebrating our ONE MILLIONTH view on our “First Kiss” parody Youtube video. We dropped our one balloon we could afford and let our girls go crazy with champagne in the shower. Hey, it’s also April Showers. That worked out well.

We continued on by checking in on some more Food Porn submissions, and we’d love to get some more from you. Send the link to your Food Porn on Youtube to our Twitter account, and we’ll show it on the show. You also have the chance to win a trip to see the Playboy Morning Show in person. That’ll also help justify a bigger grocery bill.

Next, we welcomed in Jillian Barberie, famed newscaster and recently a radio personality on Mid-Day LA. Jillian talked about what it was like to be one of the first women to pave the way for female anchors, her fashion sense, and why she turned down Playboy four times (but wouldn’t a fifth).

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We took a short break and then welcomed in August Alsina, hip-hop artist extraordinaire who’s got a new album called “Testimony” out on April 15th.

August and Jillian took part in our “Coochie Casino” as we ended the show, where they bet on girls’ favorite sexual position. Today, it just wasn’t in the cards.

Tuesday 4/1/14

Posted in Uncategorized on April 1, 2014 by Playboy Morning Show

Hey all you foolz out there in internet land. It’s the First of April. If someone tells you you don’t have to pay your rent, they’re probably lying.

We started the show off by christening the shower to begin our month-long April Showers segment. Today, we had the inaugural shower featuring one hot chick, and it’ll only get more and more interesting (and wet) as the month goes on. Our water bill is gonna be insane.

Next, we want to help people prank today, but, we also want to help people be sexy. So today, we’re pranking sexy in honor of April Fools. Take old favorites like the Whoopie Cushion, or the whipped cream on the hand, and make them better with hot girls. Be are more ready to forgive you if you’re already naked.

We had two fearsome March Badness matches to get to today, the first one involving Victoria and Rayshell. Victoria had a quickie in the men’s room sauna at her gym, and Rayshell left her house to continue her sex session in the park. The next battle pitted Sonia against Amber, where Sonia made two sex tapes in one day, and Amber had revenge sex right before sleeping with her boyfriend, then told him two weeks later. All these stories are pretty bad, but it’s up to you to decide who moves on. Hit up our Twitter with the hashtag #marchbadness, and you can make your voice heard.

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Finally, don’t forget to keep submitting those Food Porn videos! Upload your video to Youtube and then tweet us the link and we might even show it on the show. The grand prize is to fly out to LA and get to watch a live taping of the Morning Show! Happy humping!

Monday 3/31/14

Posted in Uncategorized on March 31, 2014 by Playboy Morning Show

Howdy, ya’ll. It’s a brand new week, and we had a delicious, nutritious show for you. It’s all part of your unbalanced breakfast.

We began the show today by running through our earthquake preparedness. There was another quake here over the weekend, and apparently some sticklers thought our earthquake drill wasn’t exactly “safe” or “accurate” or “smart” enough for them. So, to make amends, we ran another drill, which was pretty much exactly the same, but this one included life-saving pillows for our girls to hide under. Or fight each other with. Either way.

Next, we announced our Food Porn contest, which is a super-cool competition that YOU can participate in. We need you to shoot videos where food is getting it on, and we might even show it on the Morning Show. But that’s not all: the winner of the contest will get tickets to fly out and be on the Morning Show! Watch our video here for full instructions, and get creative!

After that, we talked on the phone with Spy Emerson, the owner and operator of the Hook-Up Truck, a truck that drives around that you can bang on. Sounds like an awesome idea, and we support it wholeheartedly. So if you see a nondescript truck driving around offering you a good time, go for it!

We took a short break and then came back to run through some Good Naked/Bad Naked, which we haven’t done for a few weeks, and had some good stories backlogged. We heard about a girl who got drunk and flashed down at people through a glass ceiling, and a man who masturbates on his lawn whenever a girl walks by. Pretty standard stuff here in Good Naked/Bad Naked. If people keep doing it, then we’ll keep showing it.

Finally, we had the first matchup in our second round of March Badness, featuring Kaysee versus Danielle. It’s starting to get real up in here, and the ladies definitely upped their game. Keep voting on who you think should make it further. The Final Fore-play is only a few short games away…

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Thursday 3/27/14

Posted in Uncategorized on March 27, 2014 by Playboy Morning Show

Happy Thirsty Thursday, folks! Our show today was a tall drink of water, so let’s get to it…

We started things off by welcoming in our models Jenna, Victoria, and Lisa to peruse our table full of props to make “Anything-but-kinis” out of any random things they could stitch together, to finish off our week of Spring Break activities. We’ll check back in with them right after…

Mr. Skin! Skin had some super raunchy pics for us today, so much so that Andrea couldn’t contain herself. And Kevin really couldn’t either… Be sure to check out Mr. Skin’s site for more info and even more pictures.

As Skin was giving us the low-down on celebrity’s low-down, our girls were getting their craft on. They debuted their make-shift Not-kinis, which actually turned out pretty well. So good going, ladies. Way to make something out of other something.

After that, we welcomed in our smokin’-hot Miss March, short-haired Britt Linn. Britt is a 23-year-old New Jersey native who’s HELD A BEATING HUMAN HEART IN HER HANDS. No, really, she has. That’s (probably) a Playmate first. We played a round of “Who Knows Her Body Best,” and “Playmate Pick Six,” both of which she handled with grace and totally knocked out of the park.

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Finally, Jenna and Victoria battled it out in the final battle in the first round of our March Badness. Hit us up on Twitter with the hashtag #marchbadness to tell us whether you’d rather see Victoria (left a guy at a party to have a three-some with another couple), or Jenna (had an orgy with a bunch of female strippers) move on to the next round.

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Wednesday 3/26/14

Posted in Uncategorized on March 26, 2014 by Playboy Morning Show

Welcome to another Wet ‘n Wild Wednesday here in the Mini Mansion!

We began things today by talking about a new study published that says women are more likely to achieve orgasm the deeper into a relationship they are. To test this theory, we heard from Emily Rose, Mariah, and Ali Rose, who argued for one-night stands, friends with benefits, and long-term relationships, respectively. They all brought up good points, so it seems as though it varies from person to person. Unless you’re a guy. Then it’s all pretty much the same.

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After that, we welcomed in Gavin McInnes, star of the new film “How to be a Man,” available on Netflix. The film follows Gavin’s character trying to film (sometimes crude and odd) advice for his unborn son when he realizes that he’s dying. It looks like a super hilarious and even more informative movie, so be sure to check it out.

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We kept Gavin in after our break to help us judge our next March Madness battle between Mariah and last year’s champ, Ali Rose. Ali told us about the time she gave her boyfriend a blowjob on the 405 in heavy traffic, and Mariah told us she had sex with a photographer in a haunted, abandoned mental institution. Two very different stories, both equally bad. It’ll be a hard choice for you, but we know you’re up to the task. Hit us up on Twitter with the hashtag #marchbadness to help tip the scales.

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Finally, we continued on our Playboy Morning Show Spring Break-tacular by having an old standard game with a new spin: the Wheel of Wet! Our models came into the studio with white shirts (actually, more like half shirts) and spun the wheel to determine what kind of water they would get to try to make their shirts transparent. It’s less of a Wet T-shirt Contest and more of an all-out frenzy.

Tuesday 3/25/14

Posted in Uncategorized on March 25, 2014 by Playboy Morning Show

It’s Topless Tuesday at the Mini Mansion, and when you mix that in with a little Spring Break, you know it’s gonna get crazy.

We began the festivities by trying to settle the age-old question of length versus girth, not with our heads… but with our gut. That’s right, it’s a head-to-head Feastiality, featuring two stories of hot dogs of epic portions. One weighed in at 125 lbs, and another stretched the tape at 20 ft. These wieners are making us hungry. Wait…

Next, we welcomed in Pablo Francisco, friend of the show and funny comedian and voice over extraordinaire. We always love having Pablo in because we feel like we get way more bang for our buck, with all the crazy characters we witness. Pablo’s gonna be all over the place doing stand-up, so keep your ear to the ground and be sure to check him out.

Pablo helped us judge our next round of March Badness, today pitting Kaysee against Sonia in a battle of switching partners throughout the day and watching your boyfriend make out with another dude during an orgy. What do you think should make the cut? Let us know at our Twitter and use the hashtag #marchbadness.

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We took a short break and then welcomed in James “Murr” Murray and Joe Gatto from the super hilarious TruTV show “Impractical Jokers.” These life-long friends know how to push each others’ buttons and we get to watch them make fools of each other in public. It’s great. To celebrate Spring Break, we played a round of “No Strings Attached,” where our bikini-clad ladies came in all tied together and moved further apart whenever they answered a question wrong. The clothing didn’t stay on long, and team Murr finished very quickly. But we’re sure that never happened before…

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Monday 3/24/14

Posted in Uncategorized on March 24, 2014 by Playboy Morning Show

Welcome back to work-week reality. It’s Monday, but it doesn’t have to be manic.

We started the show off today by checking out a story about a woman who was kicked out of her gym for dressing in too little clothing. Now, we’re no experts here, but going through the gym photos on Andrea’s phone and comparing Andrea’s outfits to the woman in the story, well… they make that woman look Amish. But, it raises a good point: what can women get away with wearing to the gym? We looked at some styles like spandex jumpsuits, tiny booty shorts, and the infamous yoga pant. They’ll definitely get your blood pumping.

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After that, we talked on the phone with Bertrand Dore, the owner of UNDZ, an underwear company that also takes out insurance policies for your dick. Their brutal ad is def NSFW, and maybe even a little Not Safe For Life, but go ahead and check it out for yourself if you dare…here.

Next, we kicked off our Spring Break Week celebration today with our first activity, Rear Pong! It’s like beer pong, but with less macho frat bros and more sexy sorority chicks, so definitely an upgrade. Someone shoots a ball with a verb on it into a cup with a body part and, well, you do the math.

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We took a short break, and then came back to welcome in Jim Jefferies and Dan Bakkedahl from the FXX show “Legit.” The guys talked about pushing the envelope even further on the second season of their show, and about what it’s like to take Cliff from “Cheers” to a bar. The guys stuck around to be our celebrity judges as we continued in our March Badness bracket, today pitting Destiny against Rayshell. Be sure to cast your vote on our Twitter with the hashtag #marchbadness to help one of these ladies move forward. It’s always nice to reward bad behavior.

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Thursday 3/20/14

Posted in Uncategorized on March 20, 2014 by Playboy Morning Show

Howdy, folks! It’s Thirsty Thursday, and the weekend’s almost in sight.

We started the show off today with some helpful demonstrations about Spring Cleaning! The first day of Spring is today, and that means it’s time to shake the dust from your rugs, and get ready for warmer weather ahead. The best way to do that is to take your clothes off, obviously.

After that, we welcomed in Eileen Schoals and Leigh Ann, from the Pole World News Awards aka the Pole-Dancing Awards! Eileen founded the company Pole World News, and Leigh Ann owns one of the most successful pole schools in the country, BeSpun. They talked to us all about the art of pole dancing and the camaraderie that they build through it… but more importantly, Leigh Ann gave us a demonstration, and let us say… she blew us away.

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We took a short break, and then we brought in Pat Healy and Ethan Embry, from the new film “Cheap Thrills,” which opens in select theaters tomorrow! They talked about their movie full of crazier and crazier dares and also stuck around to help us judge the next round of our March Badness! Today pitted Rachel against Jacqueline, underground sex party three-way against porn star three-way. It’s again up to you to pick who you want to see move forward, so hit us up on Twitter @PBMorningShow with the hashtag #marchbadness to cast your vote!

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Wednesday 3/19/14

Posted in Uncategorized on March 19, 2014 by Playboy Morning Show

It’s Hump Day, and we really packed it in. So let’s get to it!

We started the shenanigans off today by taking on the phone with Mr. Skin, who brought us his weekly dose of celebrity nudity a day early. We can’t complain. Check out his site for more!

After that, we welcomed in Bryan Callen, comedian and friend of the show who we haven’t seen in quite some time. Bryan’s got a podcast you should definitely check out, and he does stand-up all over the place, too so maybe he’ll check you out one of these days.

Next, we welcomed in Talia Frankel, the founder of L Condoms, a company that gives a condom away to someone in a third world country for every one that you buy here. That’s way better than shoes! Not only that, they also feature a service that delivers condoms straight to your door by bike in an hour or less. So you don’t even have to leave your house (or bed) to get some great protection. Now that’s service.

We took a short break and then we ran through our condom delivery obstacle course, navigating through the whiskey dick, time of the month, and cock block obstacles to get condoms to Bryan on the couch. And to announce the festivities, our other good friend comediean Brad Williams all decked out in his referee garb. These ladies really made that tricycle move, and I think the only real winner was Bryan, who got a couple handfuls of hot ‘n fresh condoms in his pockets.

Finally, we continue on with March Badness, today pitting Danielle against Drew. After Brad gave them the jump ball, Drew told us her story of a mile-high three-way on her boyfriend’s dad’s private plane. Whoa. Danielle countered with a tale of breaking and entering shower sex while her family was in the house. Also whoa. Who should move on? It’s gonna be close, but it’s up to you! Hit us up @PBMorningShow with the hashtag #marchbadness to cast your vote.

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