We caught Lin-Fever this morning! But before we get to all the Linsanity that happened, we talked to actor Ken Marino from the film Wanderlust. Not only is he in the movie with Paul Rudd & a naked Jennifer Aniston, he wrote the screen play for it! We think his writing was a ploy just to get Jen Aniston naked. We couldn’t be happier!

Queen of Mean, Lisa Lampanelli called in this morning to talk crap about her fellow contestants on Celebrity Apprentice! She told us that out of all the contestants she would most likely get it on with Dee Snyder, Penn Gillette is a lot sexier in person and Cheryl Tiegs has a great camel toe. We’ll just take her word on Dee & Penn. While chatting with Lisa, we gave her the Playmate treatment and “Pick Six-ed” her. Here’s what we found out … (1) Her fantasy is “two black men no waiting” (2) She loves “granny panties” (3) Her last orgasm was two weeks ago with “herself” (4) Her erogenous zone is “her vagina” (5) She hasn’t been with anyone famous (6) Her pubic hair styling … “African style big and bushy.”  HA! We love it when she gets all sarcastic and sassy with us!

We let the Linning begin as we brought in 3 gorgeous gals, Shayna, Laura & Chelsea, into the Mini Mansion for a chance to win a sports massage with NBA superstar “Jeremy Lin!” Each girl was eager to show off their “cleavlage” to him! After the girls tossed their tops at “Jeremy,” he had the opportunity to ask the girls a few questions to see just how well they knew him. Let’s just say they weren’t completely sure who Jeremy Lin was. In the end, “Jeremy Lin” couldn’t decide between the girls and gave two girls a massage!

Have you ever wanted to join the Mile High Club? Come and take a flight with Flamingo Air! Owner, Dave MacDonald chatted with us this morning about his very discreet Fantasy Flight package that allows you to wine and dine your lady with champagne, chocolates & a nice comfy mattress! So go get it on in the air!

Our Mardi Gras fun & games continued with Brody Stevens joining us in studio along with HOT models Sarah and the Howe Twins Carla & Mellissa! Brody played commentator as the girls played Minute to Skin It. Each girl had to do certain tasks in a minute or less to earn beads. Our tasks … Multiple Inputs / Hula Hoes / Spit or Swallow / Ants in my Panties!

After we chatted with Richard, we were honored to show up the local news station here in LA with our sexy, naked weather girl Desiree Claire! She is our 3^rd gal trying out for the coveted position. Desiree sure gave us a sultry, yet informative Five Day Filthy Forecast as she pointed to states topless and shimmied her 32D boobs for us. Now this is how you do the weather! Job well done Desiree, well done!

We got another Sex Ed lesson from our Sexy Sex Ed Teacher Miss Sofia Love this morning. Today we covered the art of exhibitionism/sex in public! We learned a lot, even learned that Miss Sofia was speaking from experience as she told us about one of her most recent trysts while at Andrea’s Birthday Party! That’s right, Miss Sofia got a little frisky in the club bathroom with a “friend.” Nice job Miss Sofia, you get the gold star today!

The one and only bootylicious Coco called in this morning to chat with us about all we can look forward to on her show “Ice Loves Coco.” The last time we chatted with Coco she was still in bed with Ice so we had to ask how their sex life was going. She told us their sex life is going strong especially for Ice’s birthday, which was yesterday. Every year she tried to sexually out do herself for her man, so trying to top bringing a strip club to the bedroom proves to be trying at times but Coco is so amazing that she manages to do the sexiest things year after year! Oh and by the way boys and girls, if you were to ever cross paths with Coco and you want to touch her booty, just ask! She is more than happy to say “YES, you may!”

After we all focused again from staring at Coco’s Playboy pictorial from 2008, Cyber Girl of the Year 2008 & Playboy’s Gamer Next Door Jo Garcia joined us in the Mini Mansion. She looked great in her red tank top complete with her PS Vita in hand. Don’t try to catch this HOT gamer slipping guys, because she knows her stuff! If you want to pick her brain about the PS Vita or just want to stare at Jo, catch her on the Vita Hill Social Club Tour! You won’t be disappointed, as she wears these super tight mini dresses without any panties!

To give us an even more in-depth look at the PS Vita, guru gamer Shane Satterfield joined Jo on our couch to show off. The PS Vita apparently has touch screen on both sides, a web browser equipped with a camera. The forward facing camera on the PS Vita makes it easy for Frisky Friday pictures and Jo was happy to demonstrate that for us.

Our next BIG THAW getaway was The Soggy Dollar Bar in the British Virgin Islands! Now, the only way you can get to this bar is by boat. Since there isn’t a docking pier, you will have to get wet and swim up to the white sandy beach before you can relax and enjoy their famous “Painkiller.” If you had one too many “painkillers” you can grab a room at the Sandcastle and crash, that is if there’s vacancy. Apparently, most patrons will swim back to their boats they came to crash or if they’re a local they’ll sleep in their cars.

It was another riveting round of American Dildo as it was the battle of the RadioMates! Our RadioMate Miss January 2011 Kari Nautique faced off against RadioMate Miss October 2011 Megan Medellin. They both brought their A-games as Kari’s vibrator “LiLo” & Megan’s vibrator “hitachi” vibrated its heart out to the 80’s! Both vibrators did what they could over the phone and now it’s up to you to help push your favorite team to the finals. Call our voicemail line at (323) 405-PBMS / (323) 405-7627 or tweet us @PBMorningShow to cast your vote! Phone lines are now open!

Today was the return of Bra Breaking News on the show as our resident Body Artist Justine joined us to paint on the gorgeous Erica DuFour’s big boobied canvas. Today’s headlines were all about paying tribute to Whitney Houston and recognizing Knick’s player Jeremy Lin. Special thanks to comedian Ben Gleib for coming in studio to help us decide which top stories would be painted.

While our body artist finished her masterpiece, we welcomed Dominatrix Mistress Cee and her “damsel” into the Mini Mansion to demonstrate the proper way to tie someone up. Of course, we needed to be informed on things like this as we don’t want anything to go wrong if we decide to take after the couple that got arrested for role-playing on Valentine’s Day. Note to all when tying up your lover, make sure you have scissors handy & please, please make sure you are doing this with consent! We don’t need you all to start tying up just anyone, just the person you love.

Our December 2011 RadioMate and our Official Playboy Morning Show photographer Krystle Lina joined us this morning to titty pass the RadioMate Mic to our Jebruary RadioMate Tawny Young! It was indeed a booblicious moment. And of course, we gave the girls the RadioMate treatment of doing a sexy photo shoot. Now since Krystle was going to be in front of the camera today, we brought in professional photographer John Graf to do the job!

As the girls were taking off their clothes for the camera, the one and only Rob Schneider joined us this morning. We found out that his life on his show ¡ROB! of being married into a Mexican-American family isn’t too far from his real life. He actually did marry into a Mexican-American family! He was telling us that when he was single he would c-block himself cause he loved being in relationships and when girls would throw themselves at him during his SNL days he just so happened to be with someone.

Since we didn’t want Rob to feel left out of the photo shoot, we had him get behind the camera and be our Celebrity Photographer. Rob did a great job talking the girls through different poses!

The next destination on our Big Thaw map is … Bora Bora! Director of Public Relations, Brad Packer checked in with us to not only talk about the amazing Four Seasons Bora Bora but to brag about the fact that he just got back from Bora Bora where he watched Giada De Laurentiis from the Food Network frolic on the white sandy beaches! Lucky him! You can’t beat the gorgeous water in Bora Bora and the fact that you can actually stay on the water in bungalows makes it all so much more amazing!

Nothing is better on Valentine’s Day then getting some to laugh so we hosted our first Bunny Funny Valentine competition. Comedians Matt Kirshen, Brent Morin, Theo Von & Skyler Stone joined us in the Mini Mansion to be teamed up with our four gorgeous bunnies to see if they can make them funny. Our bunnies Molly, Pia, Julia and Jordan each took turns picking their comedic coach after the comedians had a chance to try to make the ladies laugh.

While the comedian/bunny teams went into our secret hallway to work on their routines, Kevin & Andrea had some with edible tattoos, finger paints, body dust and candy panties. According to Kevin & Andrea all products were delicious!

Then it was the bunnies turn to make us laugh. Each girl did a good job but the one who stood out was Jordan! Thanks to her coach Theo who helped make this Bunny Funny!

Brigette Pailet, a Super Sexy Cookie herself, was nice enough to stop by the Mini Mansion to bring us some Snookies Cookies Valentine’s Themed baskets! Apparently, she’s our neighbor! It’s good to know that we have HOT looking neighbors around our studio. Among the big basket of goodies, Andrea found herself some Candy panties. Of course, she had to try them on! Yummy!

We kicked off our BIG THAW WEEK on the show this morning and traveled (mentally) all the way to Negril, Jamaica to The Caves Resort! General Manager, Jeanine Tribley called in to give us a taste of The Caves and rub in the fact that she’s in warmer weather! We’re jealous! Seriously, take a look at this place & break that cold feeling you’ve been experiencing all winter.

Rock N Roll photographer Rob Shanahan joined us this morning to not only flirt with Andrea but to talk about his new book Volume 1! This guy is a big deal, so big that he is the personal photographer to Ringo Starr. Not to mention, he just got a call to do a shoot for Aerosmith! Rob also shared with us that out of all the musicians he’s photographed, Motley Crue had the best looking groupies.

Another week, another Weather Girl Audition! Weather Girl #2 was our very own RadioMate Miss February 2011 Sherra Michelle. She did a fantastic job warning all our listeners and viewers about the rain that will be coming their way. Sherra was appropriately dressed for her audition as she walked in studio wearing nothing but a black lace booty hugging panty!

After Sherra’s Weather Girl Audition, we had her stick around to be our bachlerotte for our Valentine’s Dry Spell Dating Show! We love Sherra so much that we didn’t want to see her be lonely for Valentine’s Day.

Let’s meet the contestants  … Contestant #1 … Rick from LA! An assistant director for film and TV who finds himself working more than dating! Contestant #2 … Playboy Special Editions Model Roxanne Dawn! She’s a celebrity DJ who travels & hasn’t been w/ anyone in almost a year! Contestant #3 … Kyle! He’s our heart break contestant. He moved to LA for his fiancé who broke up w/ him just 2 months after his move. Poor guy!

Once we met all our contestants, Sherra asked them a series of questions including one that made each contestant put her in their favorite sexual position.

Unfortunately, Rick was the first to be dismissed …

When all was said and done, Sherra went girl on girl and picked ROXANNE to be her Valentine!

With the reveal of the new sexy Brown M&M during the Super Bowl, we started to wonder how glasses make women look sexier! So, we brought in the cutest optician to help us try on various styles of eyewear to find out which frame turned guys on. Kaileigh Brielle from Eye Candy Optometry was very successful in making Andrea look even sexier as she handed Andrea pair after pair. To make sure our little experiment was “accurate,” Andrea took off her shirt just to see if that would add to the level of sexiness. It did! p.s. Check out Kaileigh’s sweet spot!

Playboy Cyber Girl Jillian Sheen & Playboy Special Editions Model Carrie Lynn joined us in studio for a fun round of Truth or Bare! Each lovely lady gave us several sexually based stories and we had to decide which story belongs to which girl. Keep in mind, that if a girl was picked out for telling the truth she had to take off her clothes & the girl who was able to fool Kevin & Andrea won cash! In the end, both girls lost clothes & walked away with a little extra cash in their pockets!