Tuesday 3/25/14

Posted in Uncategorized on March 25, 2014 by Playboy Morning Show

It’s Topless Tuesday at the Mini Mansion, and when you mix that in with a little Spring Break, you know it’s gonna get crazy.

We began the festivities by trying to settle the age-old question of length versus girth, not with our heads… but with our gut. That’s right, it’s a head-to-head Feastiality, featuring two stories of hot dogs of epic portions. One weighed in at 125 lbs, and another stretched the tape at 20 ft. These wieners are making us hungry. Wait…

Next, we welcomed in Pablo Francisco, friend of the show and funny comedian and voice over extraordinaire. We always love having Pablo in because we feel like we get way more bang for our buck, with all the crazy characters we witness. Pablo’s gonna be all over the place doing stand-up, so keep your ear to the ground and be sure to check him out.

Pablo helped us judge our next round of March Badness, today pitting Kaysee against Sonia in a battle of switching partners throughout the day and watching your boyfriend make out with another dude during an orgy. What do you think should make the cut? Let us know at our Twitter and use the hashtag #marchbadness.

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We took a short break and then welcomed in James “Murr” Murray and Joe Gatto from the super hilarious TruTV show “Impractical Jokers.” These life-long friends know how to push each others’ buttons and we get to watch them make fools of each other in public. It’s great. To celebrate Spring Break, we played a round of “No Strings Attached,” where our bikini-clad ladies came in all tied together and moved further apart whenever they answered a question wrong. The clothing didn’t stay on long, and team Murr finished very quickly. But we’re sure that never happened before…

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Monday 3/24/14

Posted in Uncategorized on March 24, 2014 by Playboy Morning Show

Welcome back to work-week reality. It’s Monday, but it doesn’t have to be manic.

We started the show off today by checking out a story about a woman who was kicked out of her gym for dressing in too little clothing. Now, we’re no experts here, but going through the gym photos on Andrea’s phone and comparing Andrea’s outfits to the woman in the story, well… they make that woman look Amish. But, it raises a good point: what can women get away with wearing to the gym? We looked at some styles like spandex jumpsuits, tiny booty shorts, and the infamous yoga pant. They’ll definitely get your blood pumping.

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After that, we talked on the phone with Bertrand Dore, the owner of UNDZ, an underwear company that also takes out insurance policies for your dick. Their brutal ad is def NSFW, and maybe even a little Not Safe For Life, but go ahead and check it out for yourself if you dare…here.

Next, we kicked off our Spring Break Week celebration today with our first activity, Rear Pong! It’s like beer pong, but with less macho frat bros and more sexy sorority chicks, so definitely an upgrade. Someone shoots a ball with a verb on it into a cup with a body part and, well, you do the math.

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We took a short break, and then came back to welcome in Jim Jefferies and Dan Bakkedahl from the FXX show “Legit.” The guys talked about pushing the envelope even further on the second season of their show, and about what it’s like to take Cliff from “Cheers” to a bar. The guys stuck around to be our celebrity judges as we continued in our March Badness bracket, today pitting Destiny against Rayshell. Be sure to cast your vote on our Twitter with the hashtag #marchbadness to help one of these ladies move forward. It’s always nice to reward bad behavior.

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Thursday 3/20/14

Posted in Uncategorized on March 20, 2014 by Playboy Morning Show

Howdy, folks! It’s Thirsty Thursday, and the weekend’s almost in sight.

We started the show off today with some helpful demonstrations about Spring Cleaning! The first day of Spring is today, and that means it’s time to shake the dust from your rugs, and get ready for warmer weather ahead. The best way to do that is to take your clothes off, obviously.

After that, we welcomed in Eileen Schoals and Leigh Ann, from the Pole World News Awards aka the Pole-Dancing Awards! Eileen founded the company Pole World News, and Leigh Ann owns one of the most successful pole schools in the country, BeSpun. They talked to us all about the art of pole dancing and the camaraderie that they build through it… but more importantly, Leigh Ann gave us a demonstration, and let us say… she blew us away.

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We took a short break, and then we brought in Pat Healy and Ethan Embry, from the new film “Cheap Thrills,” which opens in select theaters tomorrow! They talked about their movie full of crazier and crazier dares and also stuck around to help us judge the next round of our March Badness! Today pitted Rachel against Jacqueline, underground sex party three-way against porn star three-way. It’s again up to you to pick who you want to see move forward, so hit us up on Twitter @PBMorningShow with the hashtag #marchbadness to cast your vote!

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Wednesday 3/19/14

Posted in Uncategorized on March 19, 2014 by Playboy Morning Show

It’s Hump Day, and we really packed it in. So let’s get to it!

We started the shenanigans off today by taking on the phone with Mr. Skin, who brought us his weekly dose of celebrity nudity a day early. We can’t complain. Check out his site for more!

After that, we welcomed in Bryan Callen, comedian and friend of the show who we haven’t seen in quite some time. Bryan’s got a podcast you should definitely check out, and he does stand-up all over the place, too so maybe he’ll check you out one of these days.

Next, we welcomed in Talia Frankel, the founder of L Condoms, a company that gives a condom away to someone in a third world country for every one that you buy here. That’s way better than shoes! Not only that, they also feature a service that delivers condoms straight to your door by bike in an hour or less. So you don’t even have to leave your house (or bed) to get some great protection. Now that’s service.

We took a short break and then we ran through our condom delivery obstacle course, navigating through the whiskey dick, time of the month, and cock block obstacles to get condoms to Bryan on the couch. And to announce the festivities, our other good friend comediean Brad Williams all decked out in his referee garb. These ladies really made that tricycle move, and I think the only real winner was Bryan, who got a couple handfuls of hot ‘n fresh condoms in his pockets.

Finally, we continue on with March Badness, today pitting Danielle against Drew. After Brad gave them the jump ball, Drew told us her story of a mile-high three-way on her boyfriend’s dad’s private plane. Whoa. Danielle countered with a tale of breaking and entering shower sex while her family was in the house. Also whoa. Who should move on? It’s gonna be close, but it’s up to you! Hit us up @PBMorningShow with the hashtag #marchbadness to cast your vote.

Tuesday 3/18/14

Posted in Uncategorized on March 18, 2014 by Playboy Morning Show

Happy Tuesday everybody! It’s National Hangover Day, so we’ll do our best to keep it down.

We started things off today by checking in with one of several “Eatiquette” Tips, to help you out if you ever find yourself at a Nudist diner or restaurant. The rules for everything change when you lose your clothes, and eating is no exception. Just because you’re naked, doesn’t mean you shouldn’t still use a napkin.

Next, we looked at some of our Constructive Criticism from our mock “First Kiss” video that’s really taken off online. As with anything that’s popular on the internet, it’s got people talking, and we brought some of their best comments forward, with our models getting more and more naked the meaner the comments got. We’ve got fragile egos, but it really softens the blow to hear it from a hot nude chick.

After that, we welcomed in comedian Justin Harrison, who, aside from being a funny stand-up, also published a book called “Confessions of a Fat Player.” In it, he goes through everything from how to dress, to how to get sexy when the time finally comes. No pun intended.

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We played one of our favorite games with Justin, a couples edition of “Name That Alleged Perv,” which featured pairs of alleged criminals’ mugshots that we had to peg the crime to. After all this time, it never gets easier.

Finally, we continued our storied tradition in its historic third year: March Badness! Today’s competitors were Amber and Kourtnee, and the special guest judge was last year’s champ, Ali Rose. We heard Amber’s story of televised lesbianism and Kourtnee’s tale of Steak and Blowjob celebration, but it’s up to you to decide who moves on! Hit us up on Twitter, with the hashtag #marchbadness to make your voice heard. Because our Sixteen is Sweeter.

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Monday 3/17/14

Posted in Uncategorized on March 17, 2014 by Playboy Morning Show

The Playboy Morning Show is back in action! It’s also St. Patty’s Day, so you have an excuse to drink while you watch! Not that you really need one, necessarily.

We began the show today by taking a look at some local news coverage during the earthquake we had this morning. We thought it best to be better prepared than some other LA affiliates, so we ran through our Playboy earthquake drill. Don’t forget to duck and cover, unless you want to run around naked screaming “EARTHQUAKE.” Then, do that.

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After that, we checked out Playboy’s own “First Kiss” parody. For those of you unfamiliar with the video, it features strangers meeting for the first time and kissing. In true Morning Show style, we decided to keep the premise, but bump  up the sexy, adding Playboy Models who took their making out all over the building. Our version was a world exclusive, uncensored version, but to see the SFW video, check Youtube.

Next, we gave the first of our “Get Lucky” Just the Tips, which featured our models giving some advice to aspiring guys in bars this St. Patrick’s Day, on what it really takes to take them home. Very enlightening indeed.

Following the tip, came our Topless 10: Slogans for Steak and Blowjob Day. We’re not one to celebrate one holiday and shun another, so we gave some belated advertising campaigns direct from our sexy models, Paris, Carolyn, Kat, and Lindsey.

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We took a short break, and then came back to kick off our March Badness 2014! Now in its third prestigious year, our girls go head-to-head in a battle of the badness. Today it was Paris vs. Caroyln, and to decide who starts, this year we instituted the jump-bra, where it’s a race to get a bra off of a different model. Carolyn won and elected to go first, telling a story of her first BDSM experience with someone she just met. Paris followed up with a story of bouncing around plane sex. Find out tomorrow who’s moving on, as we move through our bracket getting closer and closer to the No-Pants Big Dance.

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Thursday 3/6/14

Posted in Uncategorized on March 6, 2014 by Playboy Morning Show

Happy Thursday, ya’ll. Let’s roll through the show.

We started things off by helping to remind everyone that Daylight Saving’s Time is coming up, and that we’re supposed to spring forward this Sunday. Our Just the Tips are scientifically proven to stimulate both your mind… and certain parts of your body.

Next, we welcomed in Lydia Hull from the TV show “SAF3,” from the creator of “Baywatch.” We’ll tell you, it’s got some of the best things that we’re used to seeing on that 90′s beach show: hot chicks, danger, and loads of water. The big three, we like to call it. Since the show features a hot ‘n sexy rescue team, we had our models come in to make some outfits out of first aid kits in a limited amount of time. It’s nice to know that even if you find yourself in a disaster scenario, you can still fashion yourself a bikini pretty simply.

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We took a break and then came back with Andrew Quitmeyer, inventer of the “Electric Eel” condom, which uses electrodes to provide extra stimulation. It’s in the prototype phase now, but it sounds pretty cool, so if anyone wants to be a guinea pig, look him up.

Finally, we took the Wheel of Fantasy for its inaugural spin. Our caller landed on Schoolgirl Twins, so he got to coach our ladies through a scenario of his choosing, all while they wore their community college uniforms. We liked this so much, we may bring it back for a weekly segment, so keep a look out.

We’re off next week, so have a good one and see you on the other side!

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