Happy May Day, everybody! Take a break from dancing around your may-poles and read this stuff:
We began this fine spring morn by discussing Kevin’s plans for what could be his last bachelor party ever… in Central America. The only thing that eluded us was what the etiquette and pricing situation was for hookers on the high seas. We’re not talking about pirates… maybe.
Following that, we brought in our old friend Irregular Ed to discuss what he would do if he got the chance to meet four beautiful, flowery babes… More on that to come.
Our actual special guest today was Arianny Celeste, UFC ring-girl and fitness expert extraordinaire. Arianny joined us to discuss her current life since we last saw her, her relationship with JOCA clothing, and some of the more interesting cat-calls she heard while inside the ring.
We figured, since Arianny had so much experience dealing with men hitting on her (constantly), she would be a good coach for Irregular Ed as we brought in our lovely flowers Ali Rose, Emily Rose, Kat Rose, and Charlotte Rose to participate in a round of Flower Power, with Ed as our bachelor–, um, “single guy.” Ahem.
We saw as the girls competed in the bed of roses for a shot at Ed, but in the end, he couldn’t decide. We can’t blame the guy.