Tuesday 6/24/14

Posted in Uncategorized on June 24, 2014 by Playboy Morning Show

It’s another fantastic morning here in the Mini Mansion, where the weather is always 69 degrees and perky.

We kicked things off today by talking about an American exchange student that managed to get himself caught in a sculpture of a vagina. I really can’t think of any way to make that funnier, so I’m just going to leave it as is.

Next, we continued our Horny History segment, today focusing on Paul Revere’s Ride. Carly came in to explain to us what exactly went down in 1775, and why it was important in American history. Cody and Sara acted out her re-tellings and things got inaccurate fast. Those who don’t know history are doomed to repeat it… poorly.


After that, Kevin and Andrea chatted via Skype with Chandler South, a brand-new Playboy Model whose first gig is “Naked Ambition,” which airs on Playboy TV on the Fourth of July. Be sure to check it out, this 5-footer is definitely worth your time. Who needs fireworks?

We then welcomed in Brooke Burns, host of the new TRUtv show “Motor City Masters,” which airs Tuesdays at 10. The show pits car-makers against each other in a much manlier “Project Runway.” Brooke talked about her time hosting “Dog Eat Dog,” and the Playmate episode they did, which was their highest-rated ever. No surprises there.

We wanted to get Brooke’s opinion on some Dream Cars that our very own Dream Girls dreamed up, so we sent them in with their car ideas for Brooke’s scrutinization. Let’s just say they were more dream than car.

We took a quick break and then jumped right into a lightning round of Know It or Show It, the world’s longest-running naked game show. This soccer-themed round went about as well as could be expected. You know what they say, those who don’t know history are doomed to repeat it.


Monday 6/23/14

Posted in Uncategorized on June 23, 2014 by Playboy Morning Show

It’s Monday, but don’t worry, we’ve got just the thing to get you through it: The Playboy Morning Show!

We started the show today with a test of our “Goal” system. We know there’s some soccer games going on during our show, and we want to keep you up-to-date. Our promise to you is to let you know immediately whenever there’s a goal in those games by having girls run in screaming, wrapped in nothing but that country’s flag. We can think of no better honor.

Following that, we checked out a mugshot of a rather attractive man that has been circling around the internet, and we showed you some examples of ways to make your own mugshot sexier. There’s a couple ways you can do hard time.

Next, we brought the local news over our knee for a good ol’ fashioned “Abuse The News.” A bus driver got a beej from a woman on an empty bus, and a local news affiliate picked up the story, but we think that we can do it better. So, Kevin and Andrea gave their best one-liners as we threw to the segment. Maybe we should change our show up a little…

After that, we tried out a new segment called “Horny History,” where Carrie explained to us what went down at the Boston Tea Party, as our other girls acted it out. We’ll be looking at events leading up to Independence Day all this week, so buckle your hats and get ready.


We took a short break, and then played a game called “Guess the Girl,” where we learn an interesting fact about one of our models and then have to guess which one the fact belongs to. Today, we learned that one of our hot models is also a black belt who dabbles in nun-chuks. Bad ass. After much questioning, both Kevin and Andrea guessed wrong! It was revealed that Nasia is a trained fighter, and she showed off her skills for us as the show wound down. Look out for this one, she’ll take you out.

Thursday 6/19/14

Posted in Uncategorized on June 19, 2014 by Playboy Morning Show

We’re headed into another Thursday Playboy Morning Show , and we’re deep into our groove.

We started the show off today with the first of a slew of “Howe-To’s With the Howe Twins.” That’s right, everybody’s favorite set of hot British twins is back and more helpful than ever, as they showed us how to make a baker’s dozen, how to tie a shoe, and how to set your clock for daylight saving’s time. They’re dropping knowledge and fighting over the microphone like only they can, and it’s impossible to look away.

goddamnhowetwins nakedhowe

After that, we talked with Mr. Skin, who’s celebrating 15 years of his awesome website. And we thought our 500+ episodes were impressive. He proved why he’s the standard in celebrity nudity, and kept us up to date with all the wonderful nakedness we can see on TV and in film. Here’s to another 15 years! Hopefully hologram technology exists by then.

We took a short break and then welcomed in “Stuttering” John Melendez, former Howard Stern regular and Tonight Show announcer. John and Kevin got to reminisce about the time they hosted a Playmate Pillow Fight (how come we weren’t invited??), and Andrea and John got to bond over alcohol. Really the best of both worlds.


To wrap things up, and in celebration of the first day of summer this weekend, we held our very own Sunscreen Fashion Show, where our models Chelsie, Carly, and the Howe girls showed off 4 different types of sunscreen that you can use to cover up your skin on the beach, while still essentially being naked. Remember: UV radiation is the bad, but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t still be as naked as possible.

sunscreen after

Wednesday 6/18/14

Posted in Uncategorized on June 18, 2014 by Playboy Morning Show

It’s Humpty-Hump Day here in the Mini Mansion, and we’ve got a lot to get through, so let’s not dilly-dally.

We began things today by checking out a list of Skype Sex Do’s and Don’ts. It’s the way of the future, whether you’re prepared for it or not, so you might as well get ready. Throughout the show, we checked in with some lovely ladies via our dial-up internet connection to get some tech knowledge. And watch them strip. Because that’s what video calling was made for.

After that, we checked our Fe-Mail from viewers like you. Sonia helped us read through your questions, concerns, and comments and we answered them to the best of our ability. We even got a nice World Cup body painting tutorial, free of charge.


Next, we welcomed in legendary comedian, actor, and musician Garrett Morris. Garrett gained fame as one of the original cast members on Saturday Night Live, and we were super stoked to have him in the Mini Mansion and talk about his new blues album. And it seemed like he was pumped to be on our show, too (though it may have had something to do with the naked women running around…).


We utilized Garrett’s awesome music to play a game called “Blues-ical Chairs,” where our models walked around a circle, but instead of taking away a chair every time, there were hidden challenges under each chair that involved taking off or switching clothing. Use our rules to spice up your next birthday party or jury duty.

Finally, it’s Wheel Wednesday! Our girls spun the wheel and landed on “Massage Train.” As the show wound down, the sexy rubbing train made its way out of the station and straight into our hearts. It’s the little engine that should.


Tuesday 6/17/14

Posted in Uncategorized on June 17, 2014 by Playboy Morning Show

It was Colonel Mustard… in the Mini Mansion… with the Playboy Morning Show! Get a clue, here’s the show:

Things kicked off today with a chat about the dire straits facing our nude beaches. Not actual straits, but the metaphorical ones. Anyway, apparently people are following their annual movement to try and shut down the best kind of beach all over the globe, and we’re here to protest, dammit! We broke out a Topless 10 List that featured some battle cries for you to shout if you ever find yourself trying to keep our beaches nude. As per usual, some of them were more thought-provoking than others.

Next, we held our first 24 Secs. segment, in honor of the creators of “24: Live Another Day,” which airs Mondays on FOX. Before they came into the studio, we challenged our hot models with complex tasks that they had to complete before the 24 second timer ran out. Take it from “24″: if you really want to turn up the heat, just turn on a clock.

After that, we talked with another one of our beautiful “Naked Ambition” models, Arielle. You can check out that show right here on Playboy TV on Friday Nights, but you can check Arielle out right here right now.

We took a short break and then welcomed in Evan Katz and Manny Coto, co-creators of the new season of “24,” called “24: Live Another Day.” If you’re anything like Kevin, you’re super stoked to hear that this show lives for another season, and can’t get enough Jack.


Other people out there have their own criticisms to voice online, so we took the opportunity to read some of them to the creators in a segment we call “Constructive Criticism.” It really softens the blow to hear misspelled insults coming from a hot naked chick rather than a random internet nerd.



Monday 6/16/14

Posted in Uncategorized on June 16, 2014 by Playboy Morning Show

If you’ve got a case of the Mondays, we’ve got the cure: another fantastic Morning Show!

This week’s block of shows got a big start today, as we unveiled our Morning Show-vivor games we played throughout the show. We began by letting the contestants size each other up, before competing in a forage hunt for gummi worms around our studio. We tallied up the bugs and Lauryn was the winner and recipient of today’s first immunity feather necklace.

The hot survivors then voted for which piece of clothing they wanted to see leave off of one of their competitors. From the start, it seemed like the gals were ganging up on Sara Liz, who lost almost everything in the first round. We had another round ready for later in the show…

But! Before we can get to that, we had to engage in a Sexy Skype-enger Hunt between two girls, one from San Antonio, and another from Miami in what we’re lovingly calling The T’N’A Finals. Since the NBA Finals were a bit of a let-down, we let these two throw down via satellite and see which city really has the best skills. Turns out, it’s definitely San Antonio. Go figure.

We took a short break, and then came back with another Tribal Coun… er, uh… Tribal Vote to see some more clothes leave the studio. The competition is really heating up.

We then welcomed in Malcolm Freberg, former contestant on “Survivor,” and currently trying to crowdsource some funds for a new show called Wayfaring, where the audience decides what Malcolm does in each city. He’s a lot more trusting than we are, it seems.


Finally, we had our last challenge: the Hot Lava Obstacle Course. We’ve all played this game at one point in our lives, and we thought, why not make it a little sexier by having our hot models do it? In the end, Lauryn once again came out victorious and took home the title of… Morning Show-vivor. There is no prize, beyond a life-time of bragging rights, that is.


Thursday 6/12/14

Posted in Uncategorized on June 12, 2014 by Playboy Morning Show

It’s Thursday here in the Mini Mansion. Let’s get down to brass tacks.

We started the show today by talking with Mr. Skin, whose precious nude pictures of celebrities were blurred out! Oh, the humanity. Well, you’ll just have to check out mrskin.com to see that sweet skin for yourself.

We rounded out our Father’s Day Gift Guide with three examples of hobbies the dad in your life may have, known as the three F’s: fishing, frying, and fixing. Don’t forget, dads have to have fun too. That’s another F-word dads like.

After that, we welcomed in Gleb Savechko, former contestant on Dancing with the Stars, and professional dancer. Hailing from Russia, he’s very well-traveled and even helped us better learn how to conceal a boner on the dance floor. It’s a real problem.


We took a short break and then talked on the phone with Mathew Gerson, the creator of a new product for the horny stoner in your life: weed-infused lube! We’re big fans of this, and we will definitely be waiting by our mailbox for him to send us some.

Finally, we celebrated World Cup by having our ladies do some sexy challenges without using their hands, and giving their sexiest vuvuzela blow. It’s hard to make that terrible instrument sexy, but our girls always seem to find a way.

girls after


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