Today, as we always do on Fridays, we attempted to make a Bunny Funny! French comedian Mustapha stopped by to entertain us with his sharp tongue. We learned that French people don’t look gay – it’s the gay people who try to look French. Mustapha also got a little friendly with Playboy Special Editions Model Eva Marie. He put her comedy skills to the test and hit on her. We don’t blame him.
Archive for July, 2011
Playboy’s Miss Social July competition is underway! We spoke with Bre Marie, one of the finalists who beat out 1,500 other hot chicks to get the chance to talk to us. And boy is she HOT! Every month, Playboy gives YOU a chance to choose the girl you’d like to see become the next Playboy model. So make sure you cast your vote monthly!
We met our new 2011 August Barmate, Erin Alexandra. SMOKIN’!! She works at Black Finn in NYC, and confessed that she “only” gets hit on about six times per shift. Yeah, only…She also tried to hug a customer once and he went in for the full make-out experience. Bad form, guys, although we can’t really blame him. She’s hot and he was drunk. Oh, and the worst celebrity tipper? Chad Ocho Cinco. Perhaps math wasn’t his best subject.
We also spoke with Playmate Pilar Lastra. She hosts the Playboy Fantasy Football Show, and will be in Times Square tomorrow for a Celebrity Fantasy Football Draft. Arian Foster from the Houston Texans is her fave. She has a good head for sports. Her body isn’t too shabby, either! 😉
And Steve Wilson returned to the Mini Mansion for Know It Or Show It. Funny how he always seems to come by when girls are getting naked. As always, clothing was lost, fun was had.
We spoke with Bryan Flannery – A.K.A. “The Burger Whisperer” – from Bryan’s Foods in San Francisco. He will CUSTOM MAKE hamburger patties for you! Want a little bacon mixed in with your beef? Maybe some tri-tip, or foie gras? No problem! Impress your friends and neighbors at your next BBQ with the BEST BURGERS EVER! Seriously, drop him a line. Tell him we sent you.
And we crowned our new RadioMates! Sexy Playboy Models Dani Mathers and Brenda Leanne joined us to compete for the coveted title. There was a Fandemonium Trivia round, a Parade of Poon fashion show, and an interview portion. Both ladies had four minutes to ask Playboy model Kelli Mackenzie questions about her life as a hot chick. There was also a “30-seconds of naughtiness” round, during which Dani gave the HOTTEST LAP DANCE EVER. Once we added the scores…it was an EXACT TIE! Dani and Brenda both received a total of 160 out of 250 possible points – earning dueling RadioMate crowns! Well done, ladies!
Today we spoke with the Queen of Mean, Lisa Lampanelli. She’s our newest colleague! Be sure to check out Lisa’s monthly column in Playboy magazine. In the latest issue, she discusses “Friends, Benefits and the Art of the Booty Call.” Lisa just turned 50, and is still going strong with her main squeeze, Jimmy Big Balls. For their next anniversary, both Lisa and Jimmy will be joining us in-studio, and our gorgeous Playboy models will play tether ball with Jimmy’s junk.
Special Editions model Cassandra Leigh also joined us. We learned that she once had sex in the tennis courts at the Playboy Mansion! We’re pretty sure Hef would approve.
Sexy sexologist Dr. Logan Levkoff gave us the rundown on the Trojan vibrator truck that’ll be hitting the streets of NYC this week! Food trucks and vibrator trucks on the same street?! That’s what we’re talking about! Check out the “Good Vibrations” truck this Thursday and Friday, pick up free samples and register to win some fun toys. Oh, and tell Dr. Logan we said,”Hi.” Did we mention she’s hot? Ummm, SHE’S HOT.
And tough guy Bill Romanowski shared the latest on the NFL lockout deal. He says details are being finalized this week – but YES, we WILL have a full football season this year! YAY! Andrea’s titties are BACK IN BUSINESS. Bill’s company, Nutrition 53, just partnered with The Smoothie King – who will be bringing tasty treats in for us this week. Football AND smoothies! Great way to kick off a Monday.
Today we celebrated National Hot Dog Day in style!
The Greasy Wiener truck stopped by with not only hot dogs, but also hot chicks! Jennifer and Stephanie, The Greasy Wiener Girls, served up bacon-wrapped franks with chili and grilled onions, Angus Beef sliders with bleu cheese, and AWESOME chili & cheese fries. Our lovely models Sophia Love and Malorie Mackey took turns stuffing wieners into their mouths, to see who could handle the most. In the end, Malorie smoked her competition by taking down seven wieners at once, while Sophia managed just four.
Michael Kosta also joined the party. He declined to deep-throat a wiener, but did give some colorful commentary.
And we spoke with Moon Bloodgood, the sexy star of TNT’s new show, “Falling Skies.” She’s one of the hottest women in the world according to a bazillion or so magazines. We agree with all of them. We talked about her boobs – she has a deleted topless scene from “Terminator Salvation” floating around somewhere. If you come across it, please send it our way. Please. No, seriously. PLEASE.
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This time, newly crowned Miss July 2011, Jessa Hinton, could be posing on YOUR boat! Actually, any watercraft is eligible. Jet ski? Yep! Kayak? No problem! Heck, you can even submit your surfboard!
Send a picture to firstname.lastname@example.org and let us know why you deserve to have one of Hef’s beauties “float on your boat.” You must be able to get to Los Angeles for the photo-shoot. We don’t provide transportation, but we will provide a nice little area to park your vessel – and a day you’ll never forget!
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