Monday Car…toon-Up!
Here we go again! Give us your best caption for the cartoon below, and you could win a kick-ass prize from the pages of Playboy…
Oh yeah, here’s what you get – a pair of Original Pilot sunglasses from AO Eyewear, featured on pg. 44 of the October 2011 issue. SWEET!
The Playboy Morning Show 
October 10, 2011 at 1:04 pm
“Wow!! What sort of fees did you have to pay for this?? Whatever it is, it’s worth it!!
October 10, 2011 at 1:04 pm
Ummm captain I hate to bother you but which one is the landing gear
October 10, 2011 at 1:05 pm
Y eso era lo que incluía si pagaba el seguro del vuelo?
October 10, 2011 at 1:07 pm
All I got was honey roasted peanuts….
October 10, 2011 at 1:15 pm
So who’s flying the plane?
October 10, 2011 at 1:15 pm
Come on John my job is one thing but now my wife
October 10, 2011 at 1:17 pm
So this is what first class is all about!
October 10, 2011 at 1:21 pm
Crossing mile high anal off your list Gina?
October 10, 2011 at 1:25 pm
I thought we had to be in the air before it was considered the Mile High Club!
October 10, 2011 at 1:34 pm
I would like a blanket too.
October 10, 2011 at 1:34 pm
Ummm, excuse me miss, when your done there can I get a towel, I’m gonna have a mess to wipe up?
October 10, 2011 at 1:36 pm
Excuse me sir, but thats my seat!
October 10, 2011 at 1:40 pm
Best flight simulator ever!!!!
October 10, 2011 at 1:45 pm
Andrea, I understand you want to join the mile high club in many different ways, but do you have to do the pilot? The rest of us would prefer to keep crashing from a mile high off of our list of what we have done.
October 10, 2011 at 1:55 pm
Hey, your not the captain… get out of the cockpit!
October 10, 2011 at 2:00 pm
Well this gives a whole new meaning to Bangkok!
October 10, 2011 at 2:04 pm
Excuse me captain, but your needed in the other cockpit.
October 10, 2011 at 2:10 pm
DAD THATS MY WIFE!!!!
October 10, 2011 at 2:11 pm
How many frequent flyer miles did that cost?
October 10, 2011 at 2:14 pm
Is that what you meant by the upright and locked position.
October 14, 2011 at 3:26 pm
Congrats, Mike!! You win!! Thanks for chiming in!!
October 10, 2011 at 2:16 pm
Umm….I think you’re in my seat…
October 10, 2011 at 2:46 pm
I knew you weren’t gay …
October 10, 2011 at 2:47 pm
Excuse me miss……but my service light was on before his…
October 10, 2011 at 3:07 pm
I knew I should’ve got a first class ticket!
October 10, 2011 at 3:27 pm
Gina is this how you got the money for that OZ play?
October 10, 2011 at 3:56 pm
It’s nice to see the terrorist haven’t taken all the fun out of flying…
October 10, 2011 at 3:56 pm
you told me that you are gay!!!!
October 10, 2011 at 3:57 pm
I knew I should upgraded to first class
October 10, 2011 at 5:51 pm
I have a window seat but it’s cloudy. The movie sucks. Mind if I watch.
October 10, 2011 at 5:57 pm
Kevin, Gina, ” You got 1st Ass, I thought you told me to get 1st Class “
October 10, 2011 at 6:03 pm
”Ummm,excuse me Gina,that’s my husband!”
October 10, 2011 at 6:27 pm
Hey Buddy, once the plane takes off, you won’t be able to take off on your Sex Doll. No electronic devices and all…
October 10, 2011 at 8:31 pm
Ummmm…where are the rest of passengers?
October 10, 2011 at 8:34 pm
“I’m sick and tired of these MOTHERFUCKING snakes on this MOTHERFUCKING plane!”
October 10, 2011 at 9:19 pm
Wow, i thought you told me that you were flying for business not pleasure!
October 10, 2011 at 11:10 pm
I dont think that’s that right Cockpit
October 10, 2011 at 11:46 pm
I dont think thats the right Cockpit.
October 11, 2011 at 12:04 am
Hey,you’re right about this airline…There IS cleavelage in the fuselage…..
October 11, 2011 at 1:00 am
“No Sir this is not the Captain this is the infamous Night Rider He’s going to get my picture in Playboy Magazine!”
October 11, 2011 at 2:21 am
“For a minute there I was confused, I thought I was on a motor boat. Now I recognize that glorious sound!” Mmmmmmmoooootttttooooorrrr bbbooooaaaattttt bbbbbbbbbbbbb!!!!!!
October 11, 2011 at 1:13 pm
I should’ve listened to my dad when he told me to be a pilot!
October 11, 2011 at 2:17 pm
“Gina…honey, we’re in seats 26A and 26B.”
October 11, 2011 at 2:36 pm
So this is the new seat belt air bag protection system. Very Nice.
October 11, 2011 at 3:13 pm
Why the fuck can’t I convince the future ex to do that?
October 11, 2011 at 3:16 pm
I knew I should have cashed in my free miles…
October 11, 2011 at 3:23 pm
Is that the new interactive laptop model?
October 11, 2011 at 3:35 pm
hostess!! i paid for a first ass seat too!!
October 11, 2011 at 3:40 pm
“Yes….the plane needs to be in-flight in order to join the mile high club”
October 11, 2011 at 4:10 pm
Now keven close your mouth it is not like you have not seen my ta tas. Please dont tell my hubby
October 11, 2011 at 4:19 pm
Farrell says ” Kevin and Gina, this is no way to spend an unpaid day off
October 11, 2011 at 4:25 pm
I thought the plane was shaking because of turbulence.
October 11, 2011 at 4:29 pm
Mind if I watch? The in-flight movie sucks!!
October 11, 2011 at 4:39 pm
the best way to enjoy turbulence
October 11, 2011 at 5:04 pm
I see you have the new interactive laptop deluxe!
October 11, 2011 at 7:34 pm
Honey, the captain said “you may now disembark, enjoy your stay… NOT you may now disrobe and enjoy my cock!”
Ryan from toronto
October 11, 2011 at 8:25 pm
That’s much better than the TSA pat-down that I got.
October 11, 2011 at 11:00 pm
……Cpt. When you said we were on “E”, I thought you meant the fuel was low……..
October 11, 2011 at 11:29 pm
Um… ‘scuse me… They’ve called for preboarding at the gate…. I finally know what that means!
October 12, 2011 at 1:05 am
So let me get this straight MIKE if that’s your real name, if you’re a lesbian, you get kicked off. If you’re too fat you get kicked off. But if you work for South West you can ‘get’ off, BUT not get kicked off???!!! I thought WE got fucked!
October 12, 2011 at 1:29 am
Gina finally doing something people would like to watch!!
October 12, 2011 at 4:38 am
Mom!!!!
October 12, 2011 at 8:21 am
um, Captain, how much longer untill we take off ??
October 12, 2011 at 1:09 pm
Excuse me but you have to be in the air to join the mile high club
October 12, 2011 at 1:39 pm
Hey the captain hasn’t turned off the fasten seat belt sign yet….
October 12, 2011 at 1:40 pm
What? I couldn’t very well put her in the overhead compartment or under my seat.
October 12, 2011 at 2:12 pm
“we can tell by your reaction that you vote republican. “
October 12, 2011 at 2:14 pm
You gonna finish that?
October 12, 2011 at 2:24 pm
You’re not fooling anyone with the red wig Andrea. And by the way, you’ve missed another flight for a Morning Show appearance!
October 12, 2011 at 2:46 pm
Honey I said ask if you can see the cockpit and meet the pilot, not meet the pilot and see his cock!!!
October 12, 2011 at 2:54 pm
You know, red is my favorite color. Its so vibrant and its the middle of the rainbow.
October 12, 2011 at 4:02 pm
So, THAT’S what you mean by, “Seats in their upright position.”
October 12, 2011 at 5:58 pm
Dammit Bob, they said put your tray tables in the upright and locked position!
October 12, 2011 at 10:05 pm
I take it the overhead compartments were full?
October 12, 2011 at 10:06 pm
It looks like some flights still give nuts
October 12, 2011 at 10:08 pm
Dammit! Is this Jet Blue Balls?
October 13, 2011 at 1:00 am
Gina…. Honey I know you want a part in the new play about T&A airline but I dont think you will get this way….. since he is only the set designer
October 13, 2011 at 11:08 am
“Excuse me sir but I believe you are in my wife”
October 13, 2011 at 12:15 pm
Gina…. Honey I know you want a part in the new T&A airlines play but I don’t think you will get it since he is only the set designer.
October 13, 2011 at 12:35 pm
“Ummm,,Uncle Kevin..When you’re done your cowgirl with Gina, Jaron,who has a seat back in the “no-class” section would like to go down on her when you’re done.”
October 13, 2011 at 1:20 pm
sir please be seated we will take off as soon as i get off !!!
October 13, 2011 at 2:06 pm
All I got was a lousy bag of peanuts!!
October 13, 2011 at 5:23 pm
Kevin Can I help you with Ginas back door.
October 14, 2011 at 1:23 am
GODDAMMIT…i never get the good seats!!!
October 14, 2011 at 1:54 am
“Sir we said stay in your seat and buckle your belt not play in your seat and f___K yourself”
October 14, 2011 at 3:32 am
Hey Kevin are you going to show Gina what A Blumpkin is so we can take off ?
October 14, 2011 at 3:34 am
Hurry up Gina’s got to get to her play, Theres 4 people waiting in the audience !
October 14, 2011 at 11:17 am
Gina! When you told me you where going to do a pilot I thought you were talking about an acting gig!