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The Playboy Morning Show 
October 24, 2011 at 1:23 pm
Hey cowboy I’m not a blonde where did you hide my costume
October 24, 2011 at 1:24 pm
Gina “how ’bout we do the Cuntry Ho Go Down?”
October 24, 2011 at 1:27 pm
Why yes i’m jazz hands Gina…
October 24, 2011 at 1:42 pm
Gina says; Your a cowboy and I am a holster and when I turn around you will see where your six shooter goes!
October 24, 2011 at 1:49 pm
“it was either this or a vampire”
October 24, 2011 at 1:49 pm
Damn Jim that’s the best naked woman costume ever!!!!!!!
October 24, 2011 at 1:49 pm
Hi, my name is Gina Yates. If you fill up this glass I’ll let you fill up my ass.
October 24, 2011 at 1:53 pm
Gina says, ‘hey cowboy, guess where I hid your lasao?’
October 24, 2011 at 2:13 pm
Gina’s next play lil whorphan Annie
October 24, 2011 at 2:16 pm
This isnt what i expected when i ordered another six shooter
October 24, 2011 at 2:17 pm
Do you know how to ride bare back?
October 24, 2011 at 2:19 pm
Hey Cowboy, bet I can hang on for 8 seconds..
October 24, 2011 at 2:22 pm
Howdy Cowboy, want some raw hide?
October 24, 2011 at 2:25 pm
“So you must own the Pickup with the sticker that says save a horse ride a cowboy” I’m game.
October 24, 2011 at 2:25 pm
No thank you… Honest Abe said your a bit of a tramp.
October 24, 2011 at 2:38 pm
“Wait. What is going on behind me? I fucking hate being a pumpkin,”
October 24, 2011 at 2:50 pm
I didn’t come to ride and rope I came to buck and fuck
October 24, 2011 at 2:59 pm
So what do you think about my Nipple Meridian?
October 24, 2011 at 3:12 pm
Hey Larry great costume, thanks bill.
October 24, 2011 at 3:16 pm
I’ve seen the pumpkin, now show me A big Ol cowboy Blumpkin!
October 24, 2011 at 3:25 pm
Hi save a Horse. Ride a cowboy?
October 24, 2011 at 3:28 pm
Hey Mary, boy that’s a hellof a coincidence, your mother has the same costume as you do.
October 24, 2011 at 3:32 pm
That red-headed bitch outdid my costume again!! I hate red heads! *Spoken by the blond.
October 24, 2011 at 3:33 pm
Hi Cowboy…your horse or mine?
October 24, 2011 at 3:34 pm
Do you know if club soda will get a wine stain off of my vagina?
October 28, 2011 at 7:30 pm
Congratulations Steve! You’re this weeks winner of the Swann RC Helicopter!
October 24, 2011 at 3:42 pm
I’d hate to brake up a friendship but boy would I love to cum between you two.
October 24, 2011 at 3:50 pm
Hi Cowboy! My costume is Viagra and I see it’s working already
October 24, 2011 at 3:59 pm
“Hey cowboy, is that a pistol in your pants, or you just glad to see me?”
October 24, 2011 at 4:33 pm
Don’t look, but I think Abe is checkin out my friends ass!
October 24, 2011 at 4:35 pm
Hay cowboy let me ride you bareback
October 24, 2011 at 4:44 pm
Sorry ladies, I only pump kin…….
October 24, 2011 at 5:00 pm
Bear-back? But, that’s a cowboy costume…
October 24, 2011 at 5:02 pm
“Can you fill me up cowboy?” “I’d love to, can I order you a drink also?”
October 24, 2011 at 5:03 pm
Fill me up?
October 24, 2011 at 5:04 pm
This is gunna be wilder than any 8 second ride
October 24, 2011 at 5:06 pm
The guy at the costume store called this one “The Emperor”, and he LOVED the way it looked on me.
October 24, 2011 at 5:12 pm
Hop-A-Long, huh?
October 24, 2011 at 5:18 pm
You look like you could use a ride.
October 24, 2011 at 5:22 pm
I like being ridden hard, and put away wet.
October 24, 2011 at 5:24 pm
This ain’t my first rodeo…
October 24, 2011 at 5:31 pm
“Yeah but can you play the horse? My wife here already has the whip.”
October 24, 2011 at 5:37 pm
Hey Cowboy, how do you like my Lady Godiva costume. Let’s saddle up and ride!
October 24, 2011 at 5:41 pm
“The name’s Godiva. I’ve misplaced my horse and was hoping to ride you instead, cowboy.”
October 24, 2011 at 5:46 pm
Is that a gun in your poket , or are you just glad to see me?
October 24, 2011 at 6:02 pm
“I love your hat.” “I love your tits.”
October 24, 2011 at 6:02 pm
By the way time travelling leaves you naked! 😉
October 24, 2011 at 6:06 pm
Well you see Kevin, this is what you’re missing by not coming to my plays.
October 24, 2011 at 6:15 pm
“It’s just in the theme of things, I’m really morally conservative.” “Yeah and I’m an indian for Halloween.”
October 24, 2011 at 6:48 pm
“Well, the invitation did say, ‘costume optional’.”
October 24, 2011 at 6:56 pm
red head: I made it myself call it the emperor’s new clothes costume!
October 24, 2011 at 7:20 pm
“Well, the invitation did say, ‘costume optional.'”
October 24, 2011 at 7:25 pm
Hey cowboy, i’m Gina… if you fill up my cup i won’t even charge you a nickle to tickle your pickle.
October 24, 2011 at 8:10 pm
Wow Andrea, when you said sexy cowboy… I pictured something much different!
October 24, 2011 at 8:39 pm
So if you empty that bottle i can fill it with my own special blend.
October 24, 2011 at 8:42 pm
It’s amazing i can feel it moving around up their so i know it’s still alive. But no one can tell that i have a hamster up my ass.
October 24, 2011 at 8:45 pm
Sure we can!!! meet me the mens room and i will poop on your chest. Bring you hat their might be extra.
October 24, 2011 at 8:48 pm
And that blonde bitch is so stupid she bet me that i couldn’t get rid of the ghosts in my clothes. I showed her.
October 24, 2011 at 9:06 pm
I was lucky this was the last Gina costume they had. It does have a small hole in the ass i don’t know how it got their. But my ass does hurt has anyone seen my date Kevin. He’s dressed in a Jeron costume.
October 24, 2011 at 9:23 pm
Hey cowboy I want to ride you bareback
October 24, 2011 at 9:36 pm
Oh yes, I came as a cowgirl…………reverse cowgirl! Bottoms Up!
October 24, 2011 at 9:44 pm
Hey Darlin’, your little friend here did a nice job carving up that pumpkin but hold my glass while I show her what knife play really means!
October 24, 2011 at 10:43 pm
Well I thought you said cowboy and skindian.
October 25, 2011 at 2:00 am
Hey woody have u seen my lightsaber ??????
October 25, 2011 at 2:21 am
Gina won the best costume at the play mansion with the invisible wonder woman costume. Her prize is the toby Keith lookalike and she ready to show him why red heads are the best in the whole spectrum.
October 25, 2011 at 4:29 am
“I would rather go bobbing for your apple”.
October 25, 2011 at 11:21 am
What do you mean I don’t have a costume? Fill up my glass and I will show you where I keep my light saber!
October 25, 2011 at 11:58 am
I see your costume isn’t riding up your ass as bad as mine is.
October 25, 2011 at 1:31 pm
Jessie finally found a way to give her friend a Woddie
October 25, 2011 at 1:52 pm
If I had your boots on then I would be Puss N’ Boots!
October 25, 2011 at 3:17 pm
I was gonna dress-up as a nudist, but someone said it was a 70’s party so I came as a streaker instead….
October 25, 2011 at 3:20 pm
I can see you are excited to be here but I did not realize you were the “Long Ranger”, how would you like to become the “Red Rider”.
October 25, 2011 at 3:47 pm
This sure beats the hell out of Brokeback Mountain!
October 25, 2011 at 4:13 pm
My costume?? It got wet from the last bobbing for cowboys contest.
October 25, 2011 at 4:23 pm
Don’t know why, just really want the helicopter !!!!
October 25, 2011 at 4:29 pm
You don’t recognize a skin flute when you see one?
October 25, 2011 at 4:53 pm
Cowboy- Howdy mam the names Charlie Princess you might have heard of me Woman- No but I’ve heard of a washed up whore named Charlie Princess
October 25, 2011 at 7:08 pm
Andrea: Gina, how dare you upstage me at a party…”I’m awesome”!
Gina: shut it bitch before I go all “jazz hands” on you…I need to get my anal on tonight!
October 26, 2011 at 2:56 am
Gina say’s Hey Cowboy fetch me another drink and I’ll give free tickets to one of my plays
October 26, 2011 at 3:03 am
Well cowboy, how do you feel about riding bare back?
October 26, 2011 at 3:16 am
…….Kevin and Andrea, that’s how I learned about anal first hand!
October 26, 2011 at 1:28 pm
I’m trying to raise money for my community theater. $5 for the butt and $7.50 for a blumpkin. I think Jeron has a $1 off coupon if you can find him.
October 26, 2011 at 4:27 pm
I had too many costumes…so I decided to be Eve!
October 26, 2011 at 9:09 pm
red head: it’s my birthday, so I dressed up in my birthday suit. You like?
October 27, 2011 at 12:11 am
“Let me guess, you’re dressed as Gina’s cousin?”
October 27, 2011 at 1:17 am
I treat my women like I do my horses, ride them hard and put them away wet.
October 27, 2011 at 1:08 pm
Great costume ma’am. That’s the best looking axe wound I’ve seen in a while.
October 27, 2011 at 2:35 pm
I don’t need a costume I have jazz hands
October 27, 2011 at 2:52 pm
they were all out of the Buddhist costume so the guy suggested a nudist costume
October 27, 2011 at 2:54 pm
I bet you know how to ride’m, Cowboy.
October 27, 2011 at 2:56 pm
Hey Cowboy, bet you can’t ride me for 8 seconds.
October 27, 2011 at 3:00 pm
Are you a rodeo cowboy? If so, then, moo moo buckaroo!
October 27, 2011 at 3:47 pm
Welcome to Night Calls on Playboy Radio, 102!
October 27, 2011 at 5:56 pm
Oh, costume I thought it was a cum test party.
October 27, 2011 at 7:55 pm
Yo Cowboy..1 more glass of wine and my lil doggies are gonna wanna be hog tied to your horn
October 27, 2011 at 10:54 pm
I said what what in the butt
October 28, 2011 at 12:14 am
WOW Honey,
That pill you gave me was wonderfull. I feel so free after leaving the coat check.
October 28, 2011 at 4:45 am
Hey Cowboy, how about you take your horse out of the barn and take it for a ride in my hills?
October 29, 2011 at 1:08 am
Wow your costume is so like like. You look like your really naked.
June 10, 2012 at 4:20 am
I couldn’t decide on a costume until I looked in the mirror and realized that this was the costume everyone was trying to see.
September 16, 2012 at 7:39 pm
So after the dog ripped off my ghost costume I realized I probably should start wearing underwear.