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The Playboy Morning Show 
October 31, 2011 at 11:24 am
“i dont remember seeing this in the new student orientation paperwork”
October 31, 2011 at 11:41 am
OH Tiffany your so lucky, John has perfect form! I can’t wait for him to cum down the slopes of my ass!
October 31, 2011 at 12:10 pm
Pardon me sir, but can you pass the grey pupon???
October 31, 2011 at 12:36 pm
“This will help us win March badness for sure!”
October 31, 2011 at 12:49 pm
You’re right! This cock made my ears ring….
October 31, 2011 at 1:13 pm
Come on Jen you know what I ment when I said all we need is a red head
October 31, 2011 at 1:19 pm
hey Gina, I see you dyed your hair brown….
October 31, 2011 at 1:37 pm
An they call us the brady bunch!
November 1, 2011 at 1:37 am
Who’s winning the Charger game? Only you and Gina’s brother can see the TV!
October 31, 2011 at 1:42 pm
Black hair lady “I picked him up at the race track, armature drivers, always concentrating on the start and wants to finish first”
October 31, 2011 at 2:04 pm
I really hope that was a queef….
October 31, 2011 at 2:22 pm
” then fold your batter into a greased 9 x 12 baking pan and bake at 350 degrees for 45 minutes…”
October 31, 2011 at 2:24 pm
I’m glad we swapped your absolutly right both of these guys are much better than That Jaron off the hizzle guy from the Play Boy Morning show.
October 31, 2011 at 2:25 pm
Your right betty Canadians are bigger.
October 31, 2011 at 2:28 pm
so how is the test drive?
October 31, 2011 at 2:37 pm
Susan sounds like a dolphin!
That’s because John hit the wrong hoe!
October 31, 2011 at 3:00 pm
Andrea says to Jen ” i like fucking Gadaffi, hows Carrot top doin over there?”
October 31, 2011 at 3:02 pm
Hey Jay, let’s have them sit on our faces next! I “nose” they’ll love it.
October 31, 2011 at 3:05 pm
Maybe we should sit on their face.
October 31, 2011 at 3:07 pm
Is this a queen or king size bed
October 31, 2011 at 3:07 pm
I think I just had a blow out!
October 31, 2011 at 3:09 pm
See Jen, this is how you party in Vegas. Just don’t tell the Korean!!
October 31, 2011 at 3:16 pm
“That’s a great idea…. Next week I’m going to try the Veal.”
October 31, 2011 at 3:45 pm
Now this is what I call a spa with a happy ending
October 31, 2011 at 4:01 pm
Keven I told you if it is for the show I would do anything. Just dont tweet this jen please…..
October 31, 2011 at 4:01 pm
This is the last house we ask trick or treat !
October 31, 2011 at 4:05 pm
That reminds me, Lisa, did you let the dogs out?
October 31, 2011 at 5:44 pm
The guys in the back is thinking “Did I turn the iron off?”…lol
October 31, 2011 at 6:10 pm
I don’t know about you, but I’m about to ride this guys nose it’s ways bigger then his cock!!!
October 31, 2011 at 7:25 pm
Hey Andrea, if he fucks me any harder in the ass my wig is going to fall off.(Gina) I knew I should have just went to my play instead…… Its ok Gina Kevin thinks he is big but his nose is bigger, maybe I should just sit on his face again..
November 4, 2011 at 4:40 pm
Congratulations John! You won this weeks Car..Toon-Up Contest!
November 1, 2011 at 2:01 am
Andrea, “Jen, can you believe Kevin grew a porn stash, oh and how is Gina’s brother”?
November 1, 2011 at 2:40 am
Debbie, I can’t believe we’re sleeping with stars!! This hairy guy told me he’s the KNIGHTRIDER and that redheaded chick banging you with the strap-on works ‘off-broadway’!
November 1, 2011 at 2:42 am
“Oh I know, IM AMAZING!!!!”
November 1, 2011 at 2:51 am
heads or tails has a “whole” new meaning!!!
November 1, 2011 at 3:03 am
Hey you’re right, that is athird npple
November 1, 2011 at 3:07 am
ooops, i think I forgot to take my pill this morning….
November 1, 2011 at 3:10 am
if I tweek to the left, it goes left..
November 1, 2011 at 3:13 am
Hey, that plant remind me of that time in mexico
November 1, 2011 at 5:01 am
Andrea says wow Kevin bang the future ex like there is no tomorrow.
November 1, 2011 at 1:32 pm
Andrea says, “See, I told you I didn’t think they were THAT gay!”
November 1, 2011 at 3:11 pm
John, I would like you to meet our new neighbors
November 1, 2011 at 4:38 pm
Hey guys, do any of you know (CPR). I think this guy is dead..
November 1, 2011 at 4:47 pm
Hey guys do any of you know (CPR)? I think this guy Kevin (THE KNIGHTRIDER) Is dead LITERALY..
November 1, 2011 at 5:35 pm
“Does this red-head guy make my ass look fat?”
November 1, 2011 at 7:01 pm
This would be more fun without these guys.
November 1, 2011 at 8:33 pm
Mom to daugher.. ” now honey, push back real hard when he pumps you… it really gets it there!”
November 1, 2011 at 9:06 pm
Hey girl whats for dinner
November 2, 2011 at 12:12 am
That’s correct. Not only am I a Jehovah’s Witness, I also sell insurance.
November 2, 2011 at 12:34 am
Sure but can you chew gum at the same time like me!
November 2, 2011 at 12:35 am
Sure Gina, but can you chew gum at the same time like me!
November 2, 2011 at 2:52 pm
” I enjoy this much more than training Ugandan children to scuba dive!”
November 2, 2011 at 3:35 pm
So who wants a moustache ride.
November 2, 2011 at 4:44 pm
What goes on in playboy radio meetings after blaming the morning show for everything.
November 2, 2011 at 7:45 pm
See honey this is how we got straight A’s when I was in college.
November 2, 2011 at 11:06 pm
Maybe we should try this with our husbands sometime .
November 2, 2011 at 11:34 pm
wanta do something exciting after this like shopping for shoes ?
November 3, 2011 at 2:51 am
Your right Betty your has and sucks in bed
November 3, 2011 at 2:52 am
Husband
November 3, 2011 at 2:57 am
I think your taking be nice to a redhead day a little too far
November 3, 2011 at 3:01 am
Shit I forgot to DVR American idol
November 3, 2011 at 12:49 pm
Halfway through, LSU in gold is on top while Alabama in red is pushing hard to come from behind by ramming it up the middle
November 3, 2011 at 4:03 pm
I told you my husband is good.
November 3, 2011 at 4:53 pm
I think it’s time to do the ‘Golden Gate’!!
November 3, 2011 at 10:15 pm
When Fred asked to sleep with Beth, she said only if you were the last man on earth. Fred luckily was the last redhead on earth!
November 3, 2011 at 10:48 pm
Go ahead Kevin. Give her the best 20 seconds she ever had.
November 4, 2011 at 12:34 am
OMG!!! You were right, Andrea! Red really is the most poignant!
November 4, 2011 at 1:49 am
I got way more pleasure from are weekend with Andrea!
November 4, 2011 at 2:38 am
Did you hear something, I hope a pervert didn’t break into the house
November 4, 2011 at 7:58 am
This Kevin Klein inflatable doll is fucking awesome— much better than the real thing…..
November 4, 2011 at 2:36 pm
This is the best mustache ride ever, and is that a Pricaso painting you have on the ceiling?
November 4, 2011 at 2:48 pm
“You’re right, his dick is so small you can’t even feel it.”
November 4, 2011 at 3:59 pm
I hope mom and dad don’t catch us.