Thanksgiving-Themed Car…Toon-Up!

Here ya go – a holiday-inspired Playboy cartoon! Give us your best caption…

…and win this AWESOME Wenger EvoWood Swiss Army Knife, found in the pages of Playboy. Retail value = $159.95.  

64 Responses to “Thanksgiving-Themed Car…Toon-Up!”

  1. Punishment for foot jobs

  2. I HOPE THEY HAVE WATER BALLOONS INSTEAD OF ROTTEN TOMATOES BECAUSE I BELIEVE THOSE ARE DOUBLE D INSTEAD OF A

  3. David MacNaughton aka tinythetrucker Says:

    Yes you can lick my Jibletts and massage my breast meat if you have the key.

  4. David MacNaughton aka tinythetrucker Says:

    Did Gina say anything about Bondage in this Play to you.

  5. (caption over woman’s head says)Not a good time to be hung to your knees

  6. Andrea, I hear they have feathers….

  7. mark timmis Says:

    4 cheating on our spouses, all we are getting is a tickle torture! I LOVE THIS NEW WORLD!

  8. Hey sexy, you come here often

  9. A set of tits like that is what got me in this situation in the first place

  10. Zach Tullous Says:

    I don’t need to ask why your here What are you doin later

  11. Hey Andrea you should change that red a to a brown a after what we did last night.

  12. The man says: Does “A” stand for anal?

  13. I don’t know who’s handing out grades now but I would have given you an A plus

  14. “HEY! This is NOT what i meant when i asked you for a footjob!

  15. dean nault Says:

    Come here often?
    Why….yes I do.

  16. Hey Andrea, nice tits!

  17. Oh god we will be branded as witches for sure. Because with those big jugs you’ll fail the water test. Maybe i can use you as a floatation device and get away from here.

  18. junior3out Says:

    This is how thanksgiving was born. “Hey sexy thanks for giving me an erection!!

  19. When I said I wanted to play with your rack, this is not what I had in mind!

  20. Will you please just show them your tits so we can go eat!

  21. Wow, if this is the punishment for our foot fetish, i cant wait to see whats next.

  22. Gina it was worth the ass fuck’in just to be here beside you. Can’t wait to do it again! Maybe next time they’ll use chains too.

  23. Old fashioned glory holes

  24. junior3out Says:

    “Why is it when I look at you I get hungery for pumpkin pie”

  25. I Tell ya , Gina sure can right a great play ..

  26. “thanks” for “giving” me the crabs..

  27. Thank goodness we both have foot fetishes!

  28. Woman – Are you new here? I’m an A
    Man – If you had repented the first time, you would not have been here again.

  29. ANDREW HALL Says:

    Fancy meeting you here!

  30. Dinomutt87 Says:

    Can I get a wub wub one last time?

  31. When practical jokes go bad… Gina: “All this for an email about JaRon’s sexy black dick?!”

  32. Hey Andrea luckily they locked us up by our feet!! Now you can still blow me!!

  33. Anal was worth it!

  34. I gotta take a SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  35. At least our hands are free to fool around with each other, lets give them a show!

  36. I guess your husband didn’t like the great stuffing I gave you !!

  37. Is that A for andrea?

  38. Dan Croatto Says:

    Both ankles!! And in public as well!
    You should be wearing a double AA ….

  39. I guess trying to recreate the movie Loose foot wasn’t such I good idea

  40. Did you go to Alabama?Want to hang out at March Badness??

  41. ” I’ll have you know that A means do me first “….

  42. “Does that A stand for Andrea or Adulterer ? Oh I get it, Both!!”

  43. Kevin says, “Andrea, I enjoyed the dessert you offered but did you really have to brag to the future ex?”

  44. Well sence you shot the cat we all will be eating pussy at thanksgiving

  45. For my last meal Id like to eat your pussy again

  46. mark timmis Says:

    I wonder if they realize that I had my foot up ass, Gina?

  47. You had me at shalom.

  48. Steve noyes Says:

    Guy says , hey what if we tell them we’re time travelers? I think they’ll buy it seeing as implants won’t be invented for another 300 years or so.

  49. thenakedtrucker Says:

    Dammit Gina, I knew we would get in trouble for me putting it in your ass…

  50. Ttaw
    I would like to gobble gobble you for Thanksgiving.

  51. christopher Says:

    I know you said you were an exhabitionist but Wow!

  52. Dammn, there sure are a lot of voiers in this village

  53. When you said you were an exhabitionist, Wow! I had no idea

  54. Zach Tullous Says:

    That look got us here but worth every minute

  55. Told you naked leap frog wouldn’t take off.

  56. So, you come here often?

  57. you dumb bitch I told you that they didn’t give you that A for your blowjob technique

  58. Guy: So I guess I’m not the only one who got caught fucking the minister.
    Girl: Well that explains why he had trouble sitting when I was blowing him.

  59. Oh shit, here comes your husband and my wife is right behind him!

  60. Pardon me Madame, but I can’t help but notice you have stuffed your giblets in polyester.
    Can a prisoner have his last meal?

  61. The “A” doesn’t stand for adultery? That explains the woman that wore “BJ” last week.

  62. Anthony Ohlendorf Says:

    Kevin says see andria I told you it was a bad idea wow

  63. ryandunlopski Says:

    Great-great granny Andrea Lowell invents the scarlett letter! “Sit on your what?l

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