Archive for April, 2012

The Playboy Morning Show

Posted in Uncategorized on April 27, 2012 by Playboy Morning Show

Friday 4/27/12

It was a fun-filled morning in the Mini Mansion with Bishop Don Magic Juan guest hosting the show! Bishop gave many lessons in Pimpbonics to callers and not only did he give the best advice, but also his words of wisdom.

On the phone Robin Leach told us all about what’s happening this week in Vegas, and Bishop invited him to host the next Players Ball! To hear more from Robin visit http://VegasDeluxe.com

Friday Awards were announced celebrating the best moments of the week! Some of the awards included:

1. Impersonator of the Week:

-Jo Koy as Eric Aude- Sex after 3 years in jail.

2. Sex Position of the Week:

-Mr. and Mrs Nugent having sex on a Bear.

3. Sexiest Moment:

– Gina and her favorite thing about giving Mouth Sex.

Hilarious and sassy comedian Luenell dropped by the studio for some laughs. Luenell was one of the few real actors in the 2006 hit mockumentary-styled comedy film Borat:Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation ofKazakhstan. In it, Luenell plays a prostitute  of the same name, a hooker with a heart of gold. She has also been seen on the BET comedy series, Comicview, and is featured on the new season of Wild ‘N Out. Luenell was in the second episode of the Comedy Central reality show, Reality Bites Back.

The Power Hour:

We kicked off the Power Hour with Pablo Francisco! He will be at the TheIrvineImprov this weekend so come check him out! When Pablo Francisco hits the stage, he immediately brings his audiences to their feet with boisterous laughter and applause. He weaves together his arsenal of characters, spontaneous outbursts, and clever insights to create a stand-up show that more resembles an hour-long comedic jazz riff. He is an off-the-wall, animated character that points out the absurdity in an illogical, pop-culture obsessed world.

Friends with  Bishop Don Magic Juan, Black Heff and Big Percy also dropped by the Mini- Mansion today as our judges for The Ultimate Ass Off! Keevie, Wendi, Meggan and Rhea dropped it low and made their ass clap. The winner will appear in Snoop Doggs next music video and be a spokeswomen for his new alcoholic beverage “Blast!” Congratulations to Wendi Holmes our winner!

 

Thursday 4/26/12

Posted in Uncategorized on April 26, 2012 by Playboy Morning Show

This morning Dan Dunn kept Andrea company in the Mini Mansion as he filled in for Kevin! Andrea got topless for William Shatner while we chatted with him on the phone. William discussed the Hollywood Charity Horse Show sponsored by Wells Fargo that will be taking place Saturday April 28th at the Los Angeles Equestrian Center in Burbank. If you are around you should check it out! horseshow.org  

We played a round of Name That Narcotic, which are true stories about people on drugs, boozed up on liquor or just sober doing ridiculous things! Listeners had to guess which “Narcotic” the story involved.

The Power Hour:

We kicked off today’s Power Hour  talking to Mr. Skin as he gave us a run through of all the latest nudity scenes in movies. Navy diver, Shark attack survivor, author and motivational speaker Paul de Gelder dropped by the studio this morning. He is a smoking hot Australian! From rebel, drug dealer and strip club worker to adventurer, soldier, fitness enthusiast and mentor to schoolkids across Australia, Paul de Gelder is an exceptional young man. He is now determined to carve out the best future for himself he could possibly imagine. Paul is a true survivor and an incredible inspiration. Check out his book.

Sarah and Lindsey also joined us in the Mini- Mansion for a game of Chicktionary! The girls had to paint a picture on their bodies based on the topic they were given. Dann and Paul had to guess what the word was by the watching the girls paint it on their sexy skin! It was hot!

Wednesday 4/25/12

Posted in Uncategorized on April 25, 2012 by Playboy Morning Show

Comedian and newly single Joy Koy joined Andrea this morning in the Mini Mansion while Kevin headed off to his Honeymoon. Andrea rehashed the past about her wedding night with the Korean in Las Vegas. It was a night to remember! Andrea met her Korean lover in college and was known to be the hottest girl to ever attend UC Irvine!

Andrea shared her story about an overwhelming body massage she encountered yesterday. Instead of a deep tissue treatment, Andrea had a chilling solution spread over her body that caused an intense and cold shocking sensation. She would have rather taken a cruise to Alaska!  Ha!Questions for Chip Rowe came pouring in once again from our listeners. After getting some advice from the Playboy Advisor, we kicked off another exciting Playboy Party Joke Remix… REMIX!

 The Jokes included…

-What do kissing and real estate have in common?

-Why do men love cars more than women?

-What is the best thing about a blowjob?

– What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers?

 The Power Hour:

Hollywood actor Erik Aude dropped by the studio today! He is on the brink of stardom after acting in a supporting role in “Dude, Where My Car.” A gym friend offers him a free trip to Turkey and $800 to bring back leather goods. When the trip goes smoothly, Erik takes a similar trip to Pakistan, but this time, authorities discover opium in the lining of Erik’s suitcase . A crime he didn’t know he was committing with nothing but his pride and innocence to hold on to, Erik endures months of torture and hostile inmates at Pakistan’s largest prison, refusing to plead guilty. Erik describes his reaction to the brutal conditions and, in a Locked Up Abroad first, he even re-enacts the entire emotional saga himself.

Locked Up Abroad: From Hollywood to Hell” premieres WEDNESDAY, April 25 at 10 PM ET/PT on National Geographic Channel.

After a quick Lowell Down, we played a round of “Knot It Or Show It” with two sexy girls Carrie Lynn and Aubrey Roe! Answering several questions incorrectly, Carrie and Aubrey stripped down and showed off their natural big boobs!

Tuesday 4/24/12

Posted in Uncategorized on April 24, 2012 by Playboy Morning Show

This morning we spoke with August 2011 cover model Bree Olson while she toured around New York on the “Save Our Boobs” bus! Her mobile bus is giving free breast exams and teaching women how to check their breasts correctly every month.

Scott Alexander with the latest Games and Gadgets gave Kevin a few tips on what brand of camera to buy for his honeymoon. He also mentioned the latest news about an upcoming electric car that will have a remote control to operate the car. That sounds pretty fascinating!

Peter Post the director of The Emily Post Institute and author of five etiquette books joined us on the phone. He discussed his Essential Manners For Men: Second Edition featured in Playboy’s April issue on page 20. Peter addressed that using etiquette creates better and stronger relationships between two people. Peter’s number one etiquette tip was, “DONT BE LATE!” Nobody likes to wait for you.

After some topless advice from Andrea, Elise Hope and Tehmenna the two April Miss Social Finalists chatted with us on the phone. Don’t forget to vote for your favorite @PlayboySocial contestant! http://PlayboyMissSocial.com Best of luck to @MissMeena, @Elise_hope and all!

The Power Hour:

Today Maz Jobrani stopped by the studio for some fun! He is best known as a founding member of the Axis of Evil Comedy Tour, which featured some of the top Middle Eastern-American comics in the world. See Maz’s tour dates at http://MazJobrani.com

Also joining us in the Mini- mansion today was Ted Nugent! With over 40 million albums sold and more media face-time that most politicians, Ted has earned his status as an american icon. Maz and Ted hatched a new friendship today! Last but not least, a huge thanks to our beautiful girls EricaDuFourChelseaBrookeP  and PlayboyLiveJami

Monday 3/23/12

Posted in Uncategorized on April 23, 2012 by Playboy Morning Show

Its official, Kevin is a married man! Kevin had a wild weekend getaway in Mexico with his new beautiful wife! If you would like to congratulate him tweet us @PBMorningShow. While Kevin enjoyed his stay at the hotel in Mexico, he came across a gathering of people watching two girls touch each other in a very sexual manner. On the balcony of a room was Playboy Playmate Miss October 2007 Spencer Scott! Check out some of the photos that were captured!

On the phone we talked to Playboy Social Finalists for the month of April, Jen Wilke and Melissa! If you would like to see them both and vote visit PlayboyMissSocial.com!

Skinny Vinnie returned to our show this morning with a nice and long phone call! We have missed him. Kevin and Andrea are still set to plan a Playmate Prom in our near future. Did you have a bad prom experience or would like a do-over? Email us at morningshow@Playboy.com After several stories of Good Naked/Bad Naked we headed into the Mini-Mansion!

 The Power Hour:

We kicked off the Power Hour today with Andrea’s world famous Lowell Down! Desiree Claire then gave a steamy and filthy forecast in her light pink satin panties.

Dan Horowitz finally made it back into the Mini-Mansion today discussing his new book “The Pillow Treatment.” A self-help book in the form of a poignant and amusing memoir, The Pillow Treatment is the inspirational, motivational story of a guy who, with determination, persistence and firmly held principles, has accomplished things that most people only dream of. More importantly, The Pillow Treatment is packed with the wisdom of eighty-seven years of living, keen insights and practical words of advice that anyone can use to turn his or her own dreams into reality.

Molly and Desiree demonstrated several new sexual positions with each other using pillows! Wedge That Ass was one of the positions the two girls came up with. Check it out…

Monday Car…Toon-Up!

Posted in Uncategorized on April 23, 2012 by Playboy Morning Show

Here’s a new one for you! Give us your best caption for the cartoon below, found in the pages of the new May 2012 issue of Playboy!

Kevin’s On-Air Bachelor Party!

Posted in Uncategorized on April 23, 2012 by Playboy Morning Show

Andrea planned one last party to help Kevin kiss his days of bachelorhood goodbye forever. Complete with…what else? STRIPPERS. At least he got a final spanking.

Kevin’s Final Days of Freedom – The Playboy Mansion!

Posted in Uncategorized on April 23, 2012 by Playboy Morning Show

Thursday 4/19/12

Nothing will test a man’s loyalty like an evening filled with beautiful, nearly-naked women parading around Hef’s Mansion.

Tuesday 4/17/12

Posted in Uncategorized on April 17, 2012 by Playboy Morning Show

This morning Kevin shared his story on how he severely burnt the inside of his mouth on a gourmet strawberry pop tart. It looks like there won’t be any honeymoon oral sex on his trip! Kevin also gave producer Gina a hard time for seeing Titanic eight times in theaters! According to Kevin and Andrea she has officially wasted about 24 hours of her life.

Scott Alexander joined us on the phone with the latest Games and Gadgets! There is a new case for the iPad that weighs about five pounds! Google is closer than ever to launching the company’s cloud-based storage service. Like Dropbox, which offers various tiers of online storage for your files and documents, Google will offer a standard free account, though specifics on how many gigs of data you can upload is said to be 5GB

Scott also shared how Tupac’s hologram at Coachella Music Festival was created. Apparently it was not just a hologram, it was a clever optical illusion technique known as “Pepper’s Ghost.”  This combination of high-quality computer rendering and old-school optical trickery has impressed many experts.

We also spoke with Michael Goldstein for our Weekly Chronicle! Michael discussed the greatest TV bong hits of all time.

The Power Hour:

After a detailed Lowell Down, things got fired up in the Mini-Mansion while we turned the studio into a bar for the day! Naturally. George Wendt the TV legend and uncle of Jason Sudeikis joined us in studio.  He is best known for playing Norm Peterson on the hit television series “Cheers.” George stars in Re-Animator The Musical that begins April 26 at the Hayworth Theatre.

Originally a bloody and funny movie, The musical comes back to life for a strictly limited engagement before its international tour. The award winning musical hit will also feature all the original cast from the 2011 sold out production.

Sexy Mixologist Nakisha also stopped by the studio to pour her special drinks for everybody. Visit her at the Well in Hollywood and let her know we sent you!

Lindsey and Katrina entered the Mini-Mansion this morning and looked hotter than ever in their see through lingerie. As we got into drinking games with the ladies and Norm, Kevin demonstrated how to play quarters.

Next, Lindsey plays a round of darts and wins 20 sexy spankings from Katrina.  A quick round of Rear Pong also took place! Check the girls out!

Friday 4/13/12

Posted in Uncategorized on April 17, 2012 by Playboy Morning Show

Friday The 13th was anything but scary in the Mini Mansion. The show began with Kevin and Andrea talking about Andrea’s Horny Level (AHL) being at a consistently high number for a very long time. This lead to a discussion about being tied up; something Andrea doesn’t like, but Kevin had done once by handcuffing himself to a girl: “It was fun to lift my hand real fast, and make her hit herself.” Andrea responded by calling Kevin “a true romantic.”

Guess the Load made a sticky return to the show, when we were challenged by BIG STEVE. After finding out his load was black, not smelly, not edible, and should be spilled in a mineshaft, the guessing began. Per usual, we were all way off, and his load was an Old Train Car.

Kris Jenner (aka Kim Kardashian’s Mom), called in to talk about arousal oils that get her in the mood for sex. She claims that after finding Zestra, she gets much hornier, and has better orgasms. Kevin also suggested that her daughters could use it when they were with any of their “big black boyfriends.” Kris was laughing, but said that it’s not a lube, but an arousal oil, or as Andrea described it, “makes your clit tingle.”

Hour 2 began with the Friday Awards. This weeks categories were BALD BEAUTY of the week, MISCOMMUNICATION of the week, and THE SEXIEST MOMENT of the week. It was a collection of balloon-popping, nipple tattooing, sexy Skyping, and SPIDER-FOOT. Congrats to all of our winners.

PSA for Safe Sex Seniors: Kevin and Andrea were very concerned that STD’s were on the rise in retirement communities. Apparently, there is a plan in place to start heavily promoting safe sex for the elderly. We thought this was a great time to let our listeners help us find the official slogan for the Oldies but Goodies. Some of our favorites included

-Cover your Penis like you cover your couch.

-Break your Hip, not your condom.

-After the Early Bird, Cover That Worm

-Even though your Geriatric, Use a Prophylactic.

-Dental Dam not Dentures

The Power Hour was jam-packed with food, games, sex, and Whales. It kicked off with hot Australian Fiona McCuaig, from Whale Wars: Viking Shores, featured in the April 2012 issue of Playboy. We chatted with her about sex on the high seas, getting harpoons shot at you, and as Kevin said “if the whales were just more generous with their oils, people wouldn’t have to keep killing them for it.”

The Week in Sex: Lots of “creepy” doctors making into the week in sex. Ladies, if your doctor says he can heal you by putting your boob in his mouth for 30 minutes, he’s probably not a good doctor.

Speaking of boobs in mouth, BREASTFEEDING, was the topic of the remainder of the show. We feel that adults ahould be able to feed off of breasts with food they actually enjoy. To test this, we had FOOD TRUCKS (White Rabbit and Breezy Freeze) provide us with tacos and snow-cones to eat off of PlayboyLive models’ breasts. Needless to say, it was delicious. Big thanks to Cluster Truck Events for all the help!