Archive for May, 2012

Wednesday 5/23/12

Posted in Uncategorized on May 23, 2012 by Playboy Morning Show

We started off this morning by talking with two of our Playboy Social finalists for May 2012. Nicole and Taryn went head-to-head talking about their experiences so far and why they should win! Visit PlayboyMissSocial.com to cast your vote!

After our sexy make-up artist Gina #2 was finished making Kevin look pretty for Playboy TV, we spoke with Chip Rowe our Playboy Advisor.

Chip was calling from the Museum of Sex in New York  to answer several questions and address concerns our listeners had. One question for Chip was regarding the different styles of pussies and the way they look.  Some have a slit and some have what appears to look like a “Duck Bill Pussy.” Is there an official term for the differences? Chip said yes.

The Power Hour:

We introduced our newest Playmate Miss June 2012 Amelia Talon, who stopped by the Mini Mansion. Amelia loves to be nude and has felt that way since she was 3 years old. Her sexy curves led us into Who Knows a Playmate’s Body Best: Kevin, Andrea or Amelia?

Our tan and big breasted model Danielle Robinson competed against the not-so-shy Aubrey Roe for a round of “Know It Or Show It.” We got to see it all, gigantic breasts, hot bodies, and beautiful women all at once!  Check it out.

Tuesday 5/22/12

Posted in Uncategorized on May 22, 2012 by Playboy Morning Show

A woman was fired from her job at a Manhattan lingerie distributor for being too sexy! Two days after getting hired in April, the supervisor of the business in the Garment District told the woman the owners were not happy. Apparently her boobs were too much of a distraction.

A new Anchorman 2 trailer has been released and is fueling major excitement for the new movie. The trailer went viral this past week, and introduced the world to the men of the famous San Diego news team once again.

On the phone we spoke with Brian Spence, the CEO of the Nudist Clubhouse! It’s time to take a NAKATION at the Nudist Expo 2012 in Vegas. Click here for more options!

We kicked off another exciting Playboy Party Joke Remix… REMIX!

The Jokes included…

-What do you call a blonde upside down?

-What do politicians and bull sperm have in common?

-How is Viagra like Disneyland?

-Why do blondes have bruises around their belly buttons?

The Power Hour:

The Legendary cinema badass Danny Trejo joined us in the Mini Mansion! Make sure to check out his latest film “Ranchero” out on DVD today. Danny will be heading over to Texas in June to begin filming for Machete 2! We give a big thanks to Indican Pictures for bringing Mr. Trejo to the studio!

Danny was not only distracted by our sexy British twins Melissa and Carla, but he also tried his best to reach Robert Rodriguez to put the girls in Machete 2!

Ending the show with Sex Myth Busters, the twins had to test out different types of sleeping arrangements and rate the best for comfort and sex!

Monday 5/21/12

Posted in Uncategorized on May 21, 2012 by Playboy Morning Show

Kevin woke up feeling extra nice today when he brought Andrea a trash bag full of bathing suits. Andrea modeled her favorite one piece that resembled something out of a carnival.

Hef revealed his secret to longevity by eating similar meals everyday. Hef prefers fried chicken, pot roast, and lamb chops followed by his favorite oatmeal cookies! Is that the secret to Hef’s healthy lifestyle?

On the phone we spoke with Ingolf Matthee, CEO of Dornbracht Americas about the new horizontal shower.  For the first time, the horizontal shower permits showering using the ambiance  tuning technique while reclining. The application combines six water bars recessed into a broad shower field above a reclining space.

Before we headed into the Power Hour, Jaron introduced his new way of sharing sex tips for middle-aged women, called Fifty Shades of Black.

The Power Hour:

We kicked off the Power Hour with the writer of Family Guy, and tweeting king of comedy, Alec Sulkin. He joined us for Playboy’s Top Tweets vs. Playboy’s Top Teats – a Tweet-off with Alec and our two lovely models, Desiree and Alyssa!

We brought a new weather girl into the studio, Chelsea Brooke, who gave us a Five Day Filthy Forecast. It was hot! Chelsea and Desiree recreated the Annular eclipse!

Mandii and returning winner Mishka also dropped by the Mini-Mansion to play fandemonium!

New Car…Toon-Up!

Posted in Uncategorized on May 21, 2012 by Playboy Morning Show

Here’s your weekly cartoon – give us your best caption! Found in the June 2012 issue of Playboy magazine!

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Friday 5/18/12

Posted in Uncategorized on May 18, 2012 by Playboy Morning Show

Friday Awards were announced celebrating the best moments of the week! Some of the awards included:

1. Bill of the Week:

-Bill with All You Can Eat Fish drama.

2. Musical Moment of the Week:

-Andrea and the girls box beating with Reggie Watts.

3. Sexiest Moment:

– Hazel not being a Backdoor Virgin.

Robin Leach gave us the Vegas update! Have you seen his new Old Navy commercial? Well done, Robin!

A new Sex Ed lesson with Sofia Love was given today in the Mini Mansion! We also got a sneak peek at her areola reduction. She went almost identical to Andrea’s size! One of her fun facts was, if you have an orgasm before speaking in public, it will make you less nervous! It is time to try that one out.

Jaclyn Swedberg Playmate of the Year 2012 was here today as we celebrated her new status! Jaclyn plans to tour around the local areas today and buy a magazine of herself wherever she sees it! Good Luck!

What The Truck!” Courtesy of Slap Yo Mama food truck had samples of Soul Food passed around the Mini Mansion. Nothing is better than deep-fried Southern food…It was delicious! Andrea and Jaclyn Trucked their faces together!

Stella and Lexxie also joined the show today to play a round of Pin The Tail On The Bunny! As the girls stepped into little food “Land Mines” they tried to pin the tail onto our sexy new Bunny.

Thursday 5/17/12

Posted in Uncategorized on May 17, 2012 by Playboy Morning Show

This morning Andy Sweat joined us in studio! Andy comes from the TV world, working as a writers’ assistant. He freelanced for Joan Rivers Fashion Police but quit after a month. He has some projects in the works and promises that in a couple of months, his bio will be less pathetic. He is writing the articles for TSJ with the intentions of turning them into a book, and possibly a TV series. Check out his, How I Pissed 500k on Booze and Whores article here.

67-year-old Robert Gene White passed away right before having to pay his bill, after receiving several lap dances at a Texas Strip Club.

The Power hour:

Kicking off the Power Hour, Mr. Skin shared his breaking news with everyone today about HBO’s hottest show Game Of Thrones. Mr. Skin says it’s the best show for nudity so far in 2012!

Neal Brennan returns to the mini mansion!  Brennan is a director, writer, actor, and comedian. After graduating from the prestigious NYU Film School, he began his writing career at the age of 20 on the MTV dating game show, “Singled Out” and the Nickelodeon sketch show, “All That.” Three years later, he and his writing partner Dave Chappelle wrote the stoner cult classic, “Half Baked.”  In 2010, Brennan appeared in “Get Him to the Greek,” and a pilot for Showtime, “Seek and Destroy,” which Brennan co-wrote, directed and starred in. It didn’t get picked up, which almost never happens. Most recently, he wrote with Seth Meyers at the White House Correspondents Dinner. He does stand-up virtually every night at the top clubs in New York and Los Angeles.

Also joining Mr. Brennan in the Mini Mansion was returning champion Erica DuFour and Cody Cameron for Battle of the Babes. Check out the sexy girls here!

Wednesday 5/16/12

Posted in Uncategorized on May 17, 2012 by Playboy Morning Show

This morning we started off the show by sharing our made up versions of L-Solo’s number one song hit “I Love Pussy.” A lot of well thought out lyrics went into this rap off! On the phone we spoke with President of  Sky Combat Ace, Richard “Tex” Coe. Sky Combat Ace started in March of 2011 with a simple goal, to create the most exciting, heart thumping adventure of a lifetime. It started with the vision of Richard “Tex” Coe, a former F-16 fighter pilot, who enjoyed high performance aircraft so much, he couldn’t bear the thought of giving it up when he separated from the Air Force in 2008. SCA started offering aerobatic adventures like the Top Gun and for those who really wanted to know what it was like to be a fighter pilot, the Sky Combat Experience. Check them out here!

We also spoke with Bill Wisth, a Wisconsin man who was cut off after he wolfed down a dozen pieces of fish at an all-you-can-eat fish fry. At six-foot six and 350lbs. Bill made a picket sign and protested outside his favorite local restaurant “Chucks Place” when he was told they ran out of sea creatures. Wisth asked for more fish and they refused to give him anything!

Today’s Heffy Award goes to 82-year-old Longview resident Marlin Nelson who finally gets his Life Scout Badge! A s a former Boy Scout and scout leader, Marlin was taken by surprise when he learned this week his children arranged for him to formally receive the life Scout award he didn’t get as a teenager in 1945.

The Power Hour:

We kicked off the Power Hour with Playboy Advisor Chip Rowe‘s updates, and his soon to be debut on Playboy TV. Go Chip!

Comedian Kevin Shea dropped by the Mini Mansion, and shared his Internet Porn addiction! Kevin has numerous TV appearances such as Comedy Central’s Premium Blend , Jimmy Kimmel Live, and HBO’s Down n Dirty. Most recently he was the winner of 2009 NBC’s Stand Up for Diversity Showcase. He was given a talent deal and showcased at the 2010 NACA National Conference, where he went on to book over 50 college dates. He will be performing tonight at The Irvine Improv. Check him out!

 Also joining Kevin Shea was Allison and Beebee for “Know It Or Show It!” These lovely models were ready for some fun!