Archive for September, 2012

Friday 9/28/12

Posted in Uncategorized on September 28, 2012 by Playboy Morning Show

PARANORMAL PAPARAZZI, FRIDAY AWARDS, ROBIN LEACH, CESAR MILLAN, KITTY DAVID, LORNE COUSIN, SEX-ED, TITTY PICKS!!

Aaron Sagers the host and co-executive producer of Paranormal Paparazzi, joined us to talk about his entertainment news show premiering on the Travel Channel tonight at 7/6C.  The show follows Sagers and his team of reporters pursuing the hottest stories within the horror and supernatural world.

We announced the FRIDAY AWARDS, the categories were Expert of the Week, Sex, Drugs, Rock & Roll and Sexiest Moment of the Week! Then we talked to Robin Leach about all things happening in Las Vegas! Halloween is around the corner and there will be many Haunted Houses near the strip! If you plan to be there, check VegasDeluxe.com for all the hot spots.

After, we talked to one of our favorite guests, Cesar Millan, the dog behaviorist! Cesar’s second Annual National Family Pack Walk is tomorrow at the National Mall in D.C.

The Power Hour:

Today’s Power Hour began with Kitty Davis returning to sing Elise’s weekly show notes! The opera Diva once again showed off her all-natural ‘double- D’ breasts along with her all-natural golden hair. Then we welcomed The Balvenie Ambassador, Lorne Cousin, also known as “The Scottish Piper to the Stars.” Lorne gave us samples of his finest whisky (the brand’s preferred spelling) aged up to seventeen years old! As the party got going, we also had Sofia Love join us for an informative Sex-Ed lesson on erogenous zones. Our two models Theresa and Rachel demonstrated which areas of the female anatomy are most likely to turn a woman on when touched. Before we ended our week in the Mini Mansion, Andrea treated us to a new set of Titty Picks. First up to win was the New Orleans Saints followed by the Patriots, Vikings, 49er’s, Seahawks, Falcons, Chargers, Titans, Bengals, Broncos, Dolphins, Redskins and Giants.

Thursday 9/27/12

Posted in Uncategorized on September 27, 2012 by Playboy Morning Show

BACON, NFL, CHIP ROWE, MR. SKIN, MARK MARGOLIS, TITTY PICKS AND SEX FACTOR!

The recent warnings of a potential global bacon shortage has been sending shockwaves through the non-Kosher, meat-eating world. Major League Eating, which sponsors gluttonous eating contests that range from cannolis to hot dogs announced it is suspending all of its bacon contests for the time being. We talked to Richard Shea about the GBS (Global Bacon Shortage) and how it is affecting competitive eating! On the other hand, it appears the Bacon Shortage may not be as bad as we think. Cindy Cunningham the spokesperson for the National Pork Board spoke with us and helped clear things up!

In the new October 2012 issue, Playboy talks all about the NFL Preview. We talked to Rick Gosselin about the NFL issues and his predictions for the sport. For more information go to page 108.

We did an update with our Fantasy Girls Teams today! With all the recent rumors and photos in the spotlight, who is winning…?

(Jaron) Miami Dollfins: Ashlee Greene, Demi Lovato, Mama June- Honey Boo Boo’s Mom, Rhianna, Andrea Lowell, Evelyn Lozada, Sexual Fantasy: Sex in public

(Gina) The New York Jugs: Kristen Stewart, Vanessa Hudgens, Julianne Hough , Nadya Suleman ,Heidi Klum , Taylor Swift, Sexual Fantasy: Cheating scandal

(Andrea) Minnesota Dykings: Lindsey Lohan, Paz de la Huerta, Brandi Glanville, Miley Cyrus, Victoria Silvstedt, Emily Ratajkowski, Sexual Fantasy: Lezzing out

(Elise) Pittsburgh Feelers: Cameron Diaz , Sofia Vergara , Snookie , Nikki Minaj, Kate Moss , Blake Lively, Sexual Fantasy: threesome

(Kevin) Indianapolis Clits : Mila Kunis, Selena Gomez, Stacy Keibler, Katy Perry, Arianny Celeste, Kate Upton, Sexual Fantasy: Sexting

 The Power Hour:

We kicked things off with our nudity expert Mr. Skin, who gave us the latest in celebrity nudity. Mr. Skin also shared his top celebrity camel toe pictures which included Katy Perry, Mariah Carey and Taylor Swift!  Fresh off his Emmy nomination for Breaking Bad, we were thrilled to welcome Mark Margolis to our mini mansion! Instead of an Emmy, Kevin and Andrea presented Mark with a special Heffy Award.  As we got into another round of The Sex Factor, Mark hung around to help judge our three contestants and their sexy talents. Lindsey, Molly and Allison each performed their sexiest talents consisting of:  topless lap dancing, topless belly dancing and the splits. Our judges gave the winning title to Molly!

Wednesday 9/26/12

Posted in Uncategorized on September 27, 2012 by Playboy Morning Show

This morning we talked about one of Andrea’s favorite insects, BEES! Just kidding. Given that Andrea hates bees, Kevin gave her three scenarios and asked her to choose which one she would prefer to put herself in. That didn’t go so well, so we checked in with John Hafernik instead, a professor of Biology at SF State University and ZomBEE expert! It’s true they do exist!

Then we got into Playboy’s voted Top 10 party Schools. Ranking one through ten first up was:

1.)   University of Virginia

2.)   University of Southern California

3.)   University of Florida

4.)   University of Texas

5.)   University of Wisconsin

6.)   University of Georgia

7.)   Vanderbilt University

8.)   Tulane University

9.)   Texas Christian University

10.) Ohio State University

Also, voted as number one university for best sex life was the University of North Carolina, and number one in nightlife was Southern Methodist University. If you are interested in more rankings check out page 84-85 in the October 2012 Playboy issue. After, we then nominated Heffy Awards from Kevin, Andrea, Gina, Elise and Jaron?

The Power Hour:

Today we started off the Power Hour by getting to know Jessie Cruickshank, co-host to Jamie Kennedy on the CW’s game show, “Oh Sit!” Kevin was able to pronounce her last name correctly – which sounds like ‘crook-shank,’ even though Andrea heard it as “Crook-shit.” The gorgeous and classy Jessie took it in stride, saying she wanted to be called ONLY that moving forward! Jessi talked about her birth in a small town A&W Restaurant in Canada, along with why she doesn’t seem to be popular with the lesbians. We also had three sexy models, Caitlyn, Danielle and Lisa, join us for everyone’s favorite naked trivia game show, “Know it or Show It!” Today’s categories included Oh Oh Oh-Obama – questions about The President, There’s a Bacon Shortage and we Really Need a Cure – questions about meat, and Penises and Other Things You Can Sit On. Of course, the beautiful ladies failed to answer the questions correctly, so they lost clothing and we got to see it all!

Tuesday 9/25/12

Posted in Uncategorized on September 25, 2012 by Playboy Morning Show

The replacement referees have officially lost control! Given that the NFL is the biggest deal in American sports, the NFL deserves all the criticism it’s getting after Monday night’s controversial ending! Kevin was still noticeably upset about the replacement refs so he gave one of the refs a call. His name is Cookie!

We discovered a possible new Heffy nominee this morning!  Stanley Jerry Hoffman is just your average 83-year-old from Southern California who happens to make his own brand of “politically driven Cyber Rap.” Our new nominee also goes by the name Kwayzar!

We checked in with Scott Alexander, the Games & Gadgets guru! Next, we got into “Carol and Andrea, Gay Women Straight Talk.” Our guest today was Kerrie Hopkins, who has spent years studying personality traits through brain and cognitive studies; an adjunct to psychological studies. She is also a collaborator with business, marketing & legal experts. She is the author of BREAKING THE NAME CODE: Define Your Name, Design Your Life.

The Power Hour: 

We began today’s Power Hour by chatting with Lisa Lampanelli about her “Forget Money – Get a Job with Sex Appeal” column in the October 2012 Playboy issue. Lisa considers chefs, firemen and policemen to be the sexiest workers. Lisa also shared her hatred towards men’s genitals and uncircumcised penises. You can see “Comedy’s Lovable Queen of Mean” perform this Sunday, Sept. 30th at the Canyon Club in Agoura. Next,things got a little out of control when comedians Jo Koy, Owen Benjamin and Skylar Stone joined us to judge The Fuck Me Voice,” our Playboy take on the hit NBC show, “The Voice.” They faced the wall blindfolded as, one-by-one, our contestants introduced themselves and shared a sexy story. Based on their voices alone, our judges decided whether or not to turn their chairs around, and choose a contestant to be on their team. Sklyer chose Pat – a GUY, Owen picked beautiful Paula, but it was Jo Koy who swept the competition! He scored two gorgeous models for his team, Lindsey and Destiny, and they were all crowned the winners of “The Fuck Me Voice”!

The Playboy Morning Show

Posted in Uncategorized on September 24, 2012 by Playboy Morning Show

Monday 9/24/12

Today, Kevin shared details of his “epic weekend,” which included a trip to the Playboy Mansion! Cooper Hefner invited Kevin (probably by accident) to celebrate his 21st birthday with him and a few friends. The guest list for Cooper’s intimate pool party gathering included Playboy icon and Kevin’s masturbation fantasy girl, Pamela Anderson! Kevin actually managed to score a HUG from Pam, by pretending he was an unemployed valet attendant. She felt sorry for him. Kevin also got to hobnob with TV A-listers at an exclusive Emmy after-party! Bryan Cranston? CHECK. Sofia Vergara? CHECK. Kobe Bryant? CHECK! Kevin even managed to meet another one of his masturbation fantasy girls, Emmanuelle Chriqui. Needless to say, he’s on his way to a NAME DROPPER Friday Award this week.


Kevin and Brian Olea celebrate Cooper Hefner’s 21st 


Kevin and Playboy magazine Editorial Director, Jimmy Jellinek

Cooper and Pam Anderson, courtesy of Cooper Hefner 

We spoke with Miss June 1997, Playmate Carrie Stevens, about her new catering company, Centerfold Chefs – bringing beautiful women and food to you! That’s right, Carrie and her team of Playmates, Cyber Girls and other gorgeous models will create a menu for your special event – no matter what it is – and serve it up with some sexy! Carrie says her next gig is a lesbian baby shower. Andrea wants to join her team! Kevin just wants an invite.

Power Hour!

Today we welcomed back our favorite little person, Brad Williams. He told us that he recently got pulled over with a black guy in his car. Brad said that the cop let him go, but his friend got 5 years. (Yes, you can hear that joke and more by checking out Brad’s podcast, About Last Night.) Brad also talked a masseuse into having sex with him. However, he paid her for the massage. We’re still not sure that’s legal…Playboy models Carrie Lynn and Danielle joined us for a round of  “Can a Bunny Make a Funny?” Hot women telling original jokes! If they made Kevin, Andrea and Brad laugh, the ladies scored cash. If not, they lost clothing. In the end, our ‘bunnies’ ended up naked – just the way we like it!

Friday 9/21/12

Posted in Uncategorized on September 21, 2012 by Playboy Morning Show

SIRI, APOLO ANTON OHNO, ROBIN LEACH, FRIDAY AWARDS, OPERA DIVA, SEXTING ETIQUETTE, COOCHIE CASINO AND ANDREA’S TITTY PICKS!

Happy iPhone 5 Day! We checked in with Siri today who did nothing but harass Andrea! After that, we talked to Olympian Apolo Anton Ohno who is back for “Dancing With the Stars: All Stars” premiering Monday 9/24 and 8PM ET/PT on ABC! Also don’t forget, the new October 2012 issue of Playboy is on stands today-go get yours!

Robin Leach gave us the latest news taking place in Vegas, 10,000 single girls will be gathering this weekend for the World’s largest Bachelorette party! Robin said they will link arms for a champagne toast and also have a garter sling shot competition. All the single ladies raise your glasses!

Friday Awards were announced celebrating the best moments of the week! Some of the awards included:

1. Body Part of the Week:

Cody’s vagina for Vagtriloquism

2. Romantic Chemistry of The Week:

Wyclef and his Playboy magazine

3. Sexiest Moment:

– Walkie talkie sex with Kevin and Andrea!

The Power Hour:

Today’s Power Hour began with Kitty Davis returning to sing Elise’s weekly show notes! Kitty showed off her all natural ‘double- D’ breasts, while wearing her Opera Diva Viking hat again! Also, in honor of iPhone 5 Day, we treated our audience to a “sexting” tutorial. Andrea gave our beautiful long-legged model Krystin step-by-step instructions on how to compose the perfect sext message, which included taking a picture of her flawless butt! Of course, Kevin asked her to tweet it out for everyone’s pleasure, which she happily did. Next, we got to know our new, innocent-looking PlayboyLive model Layla during a round of Coochie Casino! We felt like gambling this morning so we placed bets on her Sexual Past, Present and Future. We learned that Layla’s favorite place to have sex in public is on a lifeguard tower! Even though Andrea and Kevin were the only ones betting, we all won when she showed us exactly how she was shaved – completely! We wrapped up the show with Andrea’s Lick ‘em, Stick ‘em and Pick ‘em NFL Titty Picks! Her beautiful breasts predicted that the Redskins, Buffalo Bills, Dallas Cowboys, Miami Dolphins, 49’ers, Saints, Cardinals, Chargers, Steelers, Broncos and New England Patriots will win. Place your bets!

Thursday 9/20/12

Posted in Uncategorized on September 20, 2012 by Playboy Morning Show

APTITUDE TEST, LOVE IS ART KITS, RADIOMATE, MR. SKIN, JOANNA KRUPA AND SEX FACTORS!!!

Today we had a chance to find out who was the most sexually technologically sex savvy between Andrea, Gina and Elise. Taking a Sexual Aptitude Test Gina scored the highest!

A new sexy form of art has come our way! We spoke with the South- African founder Jeremy Brown about his LOVE IS ART KIT.  Brown has been making paintings during intimacy for over a decade, inspired by the 1960’s French artist Yves Klein and various performance art pieces by Andy Warhol.  Jeremy spent 6 months developing materials to ensure a safe project, including a treated non-allergenic cotton canvas, as well as, a specially-formulated non-toxic, washable paint.  He packaged the kit under the name Love Is Art.  According to Brown, “Art takes patience, dedication, practice, creativity, open mind, and an open heart…so does love.  Love is art.” 

We sent our new RadioMate Jillisa Lynn on her first task this morning to the Apple store! Jillisa’s mission was to check out the store lines at Apple and flirt her way to the front to get the new iPhone 5! She made it to the front of the line with her sexy sweet talking and big booty swag.

The Power Hour:

W kicked things off with our nudity expert Mr. Skin, who gave us the latest in celebrity nudity. His favorite women of the week include Emmy nominees Claire Danes, Zooey Deschanel and Sofia Vergara! We also talked to beautiful Polish native and supermodel, Joanna Krupa, who is featured in this season of The Real Housewives of Miami. Voted as the “Sexiest Swimsuit model in the World,” Joanna talked about splitting her time between Los Angeles and Miami, and her four in a half-year long engagement.  She also admitted that the rumors about her ex Dean Cain are true – he’s “well-endowed.” You can watch Joanna Thursdays at 9/8C on Bravo TV. As we got into another round of The Sex Factor, two beautiful Playmates Anna Sophia Berglund and Hiromi Oshima joined us to help judge our three contestants and their sexy talents. Lauren, Ann and Jamie each performed their sexiest talents consisting of:  topless panty juggling, topless hula hooping and flexible sex positions. Our judges gave the winning title to Playboy model, Lauren Volker!