Archive for October, 2012

Wednesday 10/31/12

Posted in Uncategorized on October 31, 2012 by Playboy Morning Show

THE TOP 34C BOOB SONGS OF ALL TIME, WHATS IN THEIR PANTS, ESTHER KU AND HAUNTED HALLOWEEN BREASTIVAL!!!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

This morning Andrea and special guest host Jo Koy discussed the pros and cons about push up bras and fake bra inserts. It appears that women who wear bras with inserts to cause breast enhancements are considered a turn off!

We had an update with Superstorm Sandy starring Coco and her breasts! It looks like it’s still wet and windy on the east coast!


People are using Sandy as an excuse to hook up via Craigslist. Looking for their “Hurricane Snuggle Bunny” we decided whether it was a good idea or not.

We revealed the TOP 3 songs today in our countdown of The Top 34C Boob Songs of All Time! Coming in at #3: “Titties #2: “I Love Titties” and #1: “Tootin’ on the Hooters!”

We played a round of “What’s In Their Pant’s?” where we had many callers and Jo Koy guess what was stuffed down the pants of various adventures in the news! A couple items found hidden in people’s pants were drugs, money and legs of lamb! After, we spoke with Playboy Advisor, Chip Rowe!

The Power Hour:

We kicked off our Halloween Power Hour by welcoming comedian and musician Esther Ku into the Mini Mansion for her first in-studio appearance. To celebrate, she dressed as the classic cartoon character Jem! “Ku,” as her friends call her, compared family backgrounds with guest host Jo Koy, which led to an Asian vs. Asian battle of the wits! We also found out that Ku is obsessed with her clit, so she decided to break out her ukulele and serenade us with her song, “Come, Come, Come,” which celebrates her vibrator. Next, we introduced three final Halloween Hotties! Amber, Rebecca and Sarah played the roles of sexy cop, Pocahontas and naughty school girl. For our Haunted Halloween BREASTIVAL celebration, our models had to transform into sexy ghosts by creating costumes using only scissors and sheets. The girls also participated in a Hallowiener Eating Competition! Amber, Rebecca and Sarah had to place hotdogs between their breasts and eat as much as possible. Last but not least, the ladies went Boobing for Apples! Since Amber’s perfect A-cup breasts were too small to fetch apples out of our pail of water, she took Jo Koy’s advice and used her ass cheeks instead! Happy Halloween!!!

Tuesday 10/30/12

Posted in Uncategorized on October 30, 2012 by Playboy Morning Show

JO KOY, HALLOWEEN MANSION, SCOTT ALEXANDER, TOP 34C BOOB SONGS, GARY COLE AND CROSSTABLE /ROUNDFIRE!

While Kevin was live in the eye of the storm in Washington DC, Jo Koy was here to guest host in studio with our one and only Andrea Lowell! We spoke with meteorologist Jeff Masters from wunderground.com about Sandy, and it looks like Kevin will make it back this week.  We also got the latest on Games and Gadgets from Scott Alexander. LG’s Nexus 4 is finally official, we’re looking at a 4.7-inch! Check it out!

In case you were wondering what Jo and Andrea were doing while Scott and kevin talked games, here it is…

 

The Power Hour:

Today, guest host Jo Koy filled in for Kevin, who is currently stuck on the East Coast with “Frankenstorm” Sandy. We kicked off the Power Hour with another Food Porn submission! This one came from Debbie in Miami, who created a mess by using a slice of pizza and a cheeto to have sex. Also, we welcomed actor Gary Cole to the Mini Mansion, a familiar face you may recognize from almost every show created, but most likely as Mr. Lumbergh from the movie “Office Space.” Gary stopped by to tell us about his new web-series “Audrey,” which launched yesterday on WIGS, YouTube’s #1 channel for scripted drama. New episodes are posted every Monday, Wednesday and Friday at 6 a.m. PT / 9 a.m. ET, through November 9th. Then we introduced today’s Halloween Hottie, Nika Bella, who transformed herself into a fancy Tiffany’s gift box. Nika untied her white silk bow to reveal the “gifts” she had inside! (Yes, we mean boobs.) Nika then joined Gary on the couch for a game of CrossTable/ RoundFire. Andrea gave our guests and guest-host Jo a variety of topics to weigh-in on, including Naming Your Genitals, Men With Moustaches and Electric Cars. The consensus? People shouldn’t name their genitals, men with moustaches are creepy, and electric cars are “toys.”

Friday 10/26/12

Posted in Uncategorized on October 26, 2012 by Playboy Morning Show

HAUNTED HOTELS, ROBIN LEACH, FRIDAY AWARDS, PLAYMATES, PLAYBOY ASSWORD, TITTY PICKS!!!

Happy Friday! Winding down the list, we heard more Top 34C Boob Songs of All Time taking us to #7 with “Big Ass Titties” #6: “Fake Boobs” and #5: “Squishy Tits.”

Lisa Nyhart, a Resident Paranormal Investigator chatted with us about her specialty job and the history of The Stanley Hotel. You may recognize this hotel from Stephen Kings, The Shining. It has been reported that all rooms in the hotel have had out of the ordinary experiences. On the fourth floor, you might just hear the children of long ago running up and down the halls laughing and giggling. F.O. and Flora Stanley are said to still spend time at the hotel, however there are no reports of sinister events happening because there are only happy ghosts at the Stanley hotel.

 

Robin Leach, the King of Las Vegas, shared all events taking place in LV for Halloween weekend! Robin also mentioned a new reality show about wealthy women fighting with each other called Vegas High Rollers will air soon.

FRIDAY AWARDS were announced and the categories were:

Flop of The Week:

Advice of The Week:

Sexiest Moment of The Week:

The Power Hour:

Andrea kicked off the Power Hour with her informative Week in Sex, which included the ten health benefits of seminal plasma (Kevin noted that was his least favorite character in “Ghostbusters”). Then we introduced two Halloween Hotties, Hazel and Caitlin. The girls each showed off their naughty schoolgirl attire for this year’s Halloween festivities. We caught a glimpse at another graphic Food Porn video from Mark in Texas, which made us all a little uneasy! It involved a hot dog practicing safe sex with a cinnamon roll. Then we welcomed beautiful Playmates Stacy Fuson and Pilar Lastra into the Mini Mansion. The ladies told us all about their XSP (Exotic Sports Pixx) app for the iPhone and iPad, the “most advanced and sexiest sports betting advice app available.” If you want Playmates and Sports at your fingertips, in one place, check it out! We also reintroduced a game called “Playmate ASSword”! Kevin, Andrea and our Playmates took turns giving each other clues about words written on the sexy bodies of Hazel and Caitlin. All of the words were rear-end related, such as ‘proctologist’ and ‘caboose.’ We wrapped up the Power Hour with Andrea’s famous titty picks, which predicted the Denver Broncos, SD Chargers, Seattle Seahawks, Green Bay Packers, Jets, Rams, Steelers, Eagles, Chiefs, Giants, Saints, 49er’s and the Indianapolis Colts to win their NFL match-ups this weekend. GO TEAMS!

Thursday 10/25/12

Posted in Uncategorized on October 25, 2012 by Playboy Morning Show

WORLDS LARGEST BRA, COUPON CABIN, MISS SOCIALISTS, TOP 34C BOOB SONGS, HAUNTED HOTELS, MR. SKIN, AND ROBERT HERJAVEC!!!

Today we spoke with Adrian Simpson, the director of Chillisauce.co.uk. We asked Adrian all about the world’s biggest bra being auctioned for a breast cancer charity. The bra, modeled on a 34B T-shirt bra, is actually a “mega 1,360B” that is nearly as big as two tennis courts and weighs as much as 1,800 traditional bras. The aim in auctioning the bra is to build awareness and involvement in Wear It Pink Day as well as raise money for Breast Cancer Campaign in the process. The bra is being auctioned on eBay with a starting bid of £500 (U.S. $800.30). The auction continues through October 28, 2012. To view the direct link to place a bid on the largest bra click here.

 

Then we talked to Jackie Warrick the president of CouponCabin.com. Jackie discussed the difference between COOL and CHEAP while on a date. One of our very own morning crew members, Jaron, has been categorized as COOL for using all of his coupons during previous date nights.

 

Playboy’s premier non-nude model search is on the hunt again. We got to know our October Playboy Miss Social Finalists Nelette and Lisa! Make sure you vote at PlayboyMissSocial.com by 12:30pm PT today!

We continued the countdown with our Top 34C Boob Songs of All Time! Cracking the Top 10 is “I Love Breasts” by Karma #9: “Tits Techno” and #8:” “The Titty Song!”

Learning about another HAUNTED HOTEL, we talked to Leanne, the manager of the Lizzie Borden Bed & Breakfast Museum in Fall River, MA.

 

The Power Hour:

As he does every Thursday, Mr. Skin kicked off the Power Hour with lots of sexy celebrity nudity. We got to see beautiful breasts belonging to Halle Berry, Olivia Munn and Gretchen Mol, as well as ALL of Michelle Williams and Sarah Silverman!  Then we introduced today’s Halloween Hottie, Lisa, who was a very sexy cop. Lisa demonstrated the two easiest ways to remove her costume, which were pulling it down or lifting up her mini skirt! Also, Robert Herjavec, from ABC’s show Shark Tank, joined us in-studio to tell us how he has earned his incredible wealth, by overcoming the odds with hard work and intuition. He launched a computer company from his basement, and now has a net worth of over $100 million dollars. In true Shark Tank style, Kevin, Andrea, Jaron and Gina pitched their inventions to Robert, while Lisa and our second model Stacy helped demonstrate them. In the end, Robert was most impressed with Gina’s BridalFlips – handmade bridal flip-flops designed to match a woman’s wedding dress.

Wednesday 10/24/12

Posted in Uncategorized on October 24, 2012 by Playboy Morning Show

TOP 34C BOOB SONGS OF ALL TIME, THE QUEEN MARY, CHIP ROWE, FOOD PORN, HALLOWEEN HOTTIES, TOM LEYKIS, DOES THE CURTAIN MATCH THE DRAPES?!

This week we have been learning more about the top rated Haunted Hotels featured in Playboy! Today we talked to Everette Hoard, Commodore of The Queen Mary! The ship is known to have a number of psychic “hot spots.” This historic ocean liner is now permanently docked, but the ghostly activity continues. The hotel offers haunted history tours, so call ahead to reserve your spot.

We continued with our Top 34C Boob Songs of All Time! At #12: “Rack City” by Tyga #11: “I Must Increase My Bust” by Lords of Acid. Then our Playboy Advisor, Chip Rowe joined us to talk about breast implants, sex partners and much more!

The Power Hour:

We began today’s Power Hour on a sweet note with two more Food Porn Submissions! One demonstrated a marshmallow threesome, and the other involved a cherry pie, a banana and a lobster! See them for yourself here. Also, be sure to email your own submission to us at morningshow@playboy.com! Then we introduced today’s Halloween Hottie, Carlotta, who showed off her ‘sexy fruit lady’ Calypso costume.  After Andrea told her to ditch the ruffled sleeves, Carlotta’s sex factor hit the roof! We also welcomed Radio legend Tom Leykis into the Mini Mansion for his first in-studio appearance. Tom, who is known for talking about his personal life on “The Tom Leykis Show” and telling his listeners how he failed four marriages, broadcasts online these days at BlowMeUpTom.com. Tom also advises men not to marry women when they are young, and to learn from his mistakes. We introduced Tom to two more of our models, Sara Liz and Titania, who joined Carlotta for our new segment, “Does the Carpet Match the Drapes.” Tom, Kevin and Andrea asked each girl a personal question while they hid behind the curtains. Then they had to decide whether the models “curtain” (pubic hair style) was shaved, landscaped or consisted of a bush, and whether it matched their “drapes” (hair).

Tuesday 10/23/12

Posted in Uncategorized on October 23, 2012 by Playboy Morning Show

THE TOP 34C BOOB SONGS OF ALL TIME, SCOOT ALEXANDER, HAUNTED HOTELS, HALLOWEEN HOTTIE, MARK BOONE JUNIOR AND CHICKTIONARY!

In Northern California, High School athletes formed a “Fantasy Slut League” that awards points for sexual conquests. Piedmont High School principal Rich Kitchens says the league, which has existed up to six years, has disbanded. A letter was sent to parents on Friday saying female students are drafted as part of the league and male students earn points for having sex with the girls.

 

Scott Alexander who was declared TABLETGEDDEN, gave us an update on all new Games & Gadgets. The Apple factory has released it’s new iPad Mini or rumoured as the iPad Air !  The brand new seven-inch iPad is now thinner and lighter than before. Apple’s invitation for October 23 makes it crystal clear there’s more new iGear coming this year. It will range between $250 0r $350 depending on storage. Scott also talked about a new 13 in Mac Book Pro in the works.

 Then we played back our Top 34 C Boob Songs of All Time landing us at #15 with “Titties & Beer” #14: “Milkshake” (temporary place holder) and #13: “Touch Them Breasts.” Girls keep touching them titties!

This week Playboy is listing the top rated and most notoriously Haunted Hotels! We started off today talking with Bill Ott, Director of Marketing and Communications for The 1886 Crescent Hotel & Spa.  Dubbed the most haunted hotel in America, the Crescent Hotel located in Eureka Springs was built in 1886 by a couple of tycoons hoping to cash in on a health craze. At the time, Eureka Springs was known for its healing water, which many believed cured ailments and even cancer. They market themselves as a Mountain Top Spa -with ghosts. If you want to read more about the haunting of the 1886 Crescent, visit AmericasMostHauntedHotel.

Before the Power Hour we played a game of “Is This Cheating.” Listeners asked Andrea whether or not their scenarios were considered cheating.  

The Power Hour: 

We kicked off today’s Power Hour with another Food Porn video, this time from Mark in Texas, called “Eat Shit and Pie!” If you haven’t submitted a video yet, you should! Send it to morningshow@playboy.com! Then we introduced today’s Halloween Hottie, Desiree, who was dressed as a sexy vampire – wearing sharp fangs, a sheer body suit, fish net stockings and thigh-high boots! We were also thrilled to have Mark Boone Junior stop by the Mini Mansion. His friends call him Boone, but you may recognize him as “Bobby” on FX’s adrenalized drama, Sons of Anarchy. Boone discussed his busy schedule wrapping up season 5 on SOA, his experiences playing in a band with Steve Buscemi, and his love for riding his Harley Davidson motorcycles. Make sure you catch Boone on FX Tuesday nights at 10pm E/P. Last but certainly not least, we had two sexy girls, Samantha and Krystin, join the fun for a game of Chicktionary! The girls had to guess what pictures were being painted on their chosen body parts by Kevin and Andrea. As a seasonal theme, the first picture was a pumpkin patch, followed by a gas pump and an iPad Mini. The half-naked babes did a great job posing, and Samantha won the game with the most correct guesses.

 

Monday 10/22/12

Posted in Uncategorized on October 22, 2012 by Playboy Morning Show

MANDY CARUSO, SECRETS TO ROULETTE, HALLOWEEN HOTTIE, ALL SORORITY TEAM, TITTY PICKS!!!

We spoke to the beautiful Mandy Caruso who revealed the sexual harassment she endured at Comic Con when she dressed in a racy costume for the gathering of comic book, at comic con New York. It’s common for young women to dress in revealing and deliberately skimpy costumes for comic conventions. It’s also common, Miss Caruso revealed in a post on her blog, for them to be sexually harassed by overzealous fans. She described several encounters at last weekend’s NY Comic Con with men who posed for pictures ogling her breasts. She also recounted being ‘surrounded’ by a camera crew who claimed to be filming a feature on fans, but instead seemed more interested in talking about her cup size.

Then we talked with Math Professor Michael Small from Western Australia University who gave us the secrets to playing Roulette. Small says knowing where the ball starts bouncing and which deflector it hits is key to narrowing down which of the 36 squares (in a casino-grade European roulette wheel) it will eventually come to rest in. Small and colleague Dr. Chi Kong Tse of the Hong Kong Polytechnic University developed a simple model for the motion of a roulette wheel and ball. They showed that if you know the initial position, velocity and acceleration of the ball you can narrow down where it’s going to land, thereby increasing the odds of winning.

 

After, we got into some Good Naked/ Bad Naked stories involving scandalous teachers and naked car thieves.

The Power Hour:

We kicked off the Power Hour playing our Top 34C Boob Songs of All Time in honor of Touch them Titties Month. Today we heard #18: “Feel Your Boobies” #17: “Big Boobs” and #16: “Breast Self Exam Rap.” Then we introduced today’s Halloween Hottie, Jackie, who showed off her sexy long legs in a Fantasy Football costume. Her sheer jersey top and lace-up panties left our imaginations running wild. We brought in two more models, Lindsey and Kat who stopped by to try out for our All Sorority Team in the Rho Beta Chapter (Rho Beta stands for PB)! The girls took turns spinning The Wheel of Playzing, full of special tasks to complete such as Human Centipede, which had the ladies get on their knees, line up mouth-to-ass and walk in unison as a single, SEXY creature. After the girls completed their given responsibilities, we officially welcomed them into our Theta Iota Theta (TIT) Sorority! So far our pledge class is up to six! Before the show came to an end, Andrea’s titties predicted the Chicago Bears to win tonight’s NFL game!