Archive for November, 2012

Friday 11/30/12

Posted in Uncategorized on November 30, 2012 by Playboy Morning Show


This morning we kicked off the show talking to Playboy contributor Kevin Cook, who is featured in the November 2012 issue of Playboy for his article, The World’s Most Dangerous 18 Holes” – pg. 78.  His new book, THE LAST HEADBANGERS: NFL Football in the Rowdy, Reckless ‘70s: The Era that Created Modern Sports tells the inside story of the most colorful decade in NFL history.  You can also check out his new article “Rebel Nation” in the December 2012 issue.


We also checked in with the famous Robin Leach who is currently in Los Angeles for his five-year health checkup at the Proctologist! With Christmas and New Years Eve swiftly approaching, Las Vegas has a lot of fun events planned ahead.

We announced the FRIDAY AWARDS and the categories were: Wrong Answer of the Week, Celebrating Diversity Moment of the Week and Sexiest Moment of the Week!

The Power Hour:

We kicked off the show with Andrea’s sexy and informative topless Week In Sex. Then we were happy to welcome Groundlings and HBO star, Steve Little from Eastbound and Down! Catch Steve at “The Groundlings Holiday Show” which opens tonight and runs through December 22nd. Click here for tickets!  We also brought in three of our sexy models, DianaCharlotte and Mia, to join Steve for some Topless Improv. The girls were given a sexy scenario as he coached them along the way.Afterwards, the girls were ready for the Mini Mansion Christmas Tree Lightening Ceremony, where they decorated the tree with ornaments and lingerie. To add to the festivities, we also had Diana and Charlotte paint each other’s breasts as Christmas Ornaments! 

Andrea’s Weekend TITTY PICKS: 49ers, Chargers, Bills, Chiefs, Seahawks, Colts, Packers, Texans, Patriots, Jets, Broncos, Steelers, Browns and Cowboys!







Thursday 11/29/12

Posted in Uncategorized on November 29, 2012 by Playboy Morning Show


This morning we chatted with John Bolaris who was featured in the Jan/Feb 2012 issue of Playboy with a fascinating story. John, who lost his job as a weather anchor in Philadelphia last year was drugged and robbed by women in Miami. Also joining us on the phone was his fiancé and Playboy model Erica Smitheman who was recently in the spotlight for hijacking her soon to be husbands twitter account with racy photos.

As if a weekend in Las Vegas isn’t wild enough for Southern Californians, President and CEO, Michael Barron, is about to add five more hours of party to either end. We chatted with Michael about his agreement last week  with Union Pacific Railroad, and how the Las Vegas Railway Express is one step closer to bringing to life the X Train, a luxurious “party train” complete with big screen TVs, recliners and two ultra lounges.

We had a chance to find out who was the most Bi- Curious between Andrea, Gina and Elise by taking another Sexual Aptitude Test by Kevin! Gina scored the highest!

The Power Hour:

Mr. Skin  kicked off the Power Hour giving us the rundown for this week in celebrity nudity, which included a SEXY shot of Elizabeth Banks’ ass! Check out his website for all the latest nude photos. Then we welcomed comedian Jay Phillips back to the Mini Mansion for some fun. Recently on a 40 city comedy tour, Jay shared his worst memory about running into some shady characters at a motel in Minneapolis. To make up for it, we introduced him to three gorgeous models – Caitlin, Amber and Lisa! We played a game called Arma-Get-It-In, where the girls had one last chance to do anything they wanted before the world comes to an end.  According to the Mayans, we only have a few weeks left, so what’s a better way to wrap up life as we know it by having three topless models act out their unfulfilled fantasies?! Caitlin was first to get her Arma-Get-It-In wish – to go streaking. Second, Amber went cage diving with sharks (which actually took place in a kiddie pool filled with fake fish), and our last model, Lisa, had the chance to make homemade wine by rubbing and squishing grapes all over her breasts! The girls were thrilled to have made their dreams come true in the Mini Mansion!

Wednesday 11/28/12

Posted in Uncategorized on November 28, 2012 by Playboy Morning Show


This morning we kicked off today’s show with CRIMES OF PASSION. We dissected a few stories, one of them involving a woman who tried to murder her boyfriend with her boobs, a man who got scratched in the eye balls by his girlfriend for finishing before he could make her climax and a lesbian who was assaulted with an ironing board from her girlfriend due to a misplaced sex toy. These CRIMES OF PASSION stories got a little out of hand when we heard about a woman punching her boyfriend in the face for choosing to watch football over sex! YIKES!

Our Playboy Advisor, Chip Rowe joined in to talk about several questions and concerns. Chip helped us figure out our first question which involved a girl who does not like to be touched while she orgasms. Then we played a round of “What Would Hef Do?” The question we asked Hef was, “What do you say to people who call Playboy obscene?  Mr. Hefner told us his brilliant answer! Before we headed into the Power Hour, Andrea gave us her famous Lowell Down!

The Power Hour:

We introduced new Playmate Miss November 2012 Britany Nola, who stopped by the Mini Mansion. We got to know a lot about our Playmate! For example, in High School she was voted most likely to become famous, as well as best looking – naturally!  Britany’s sexy curves led us into Who Knows a Playmate’s Naked Body Best: Kevin, Andrea or Britney? We zoomed the TV cameras in on different parts of Britney’s Playboy pictorial, and tried to guess what we were looking at. Her breasts? Her arm? Nobody got a perfect score, but it was fun guessing! After that, we gave Britany her Playmate Pick Six. She answered six personal questions, such as, “What’s your favorite sexual position?” Her answer – on top! Of course, Britany got all of her questions right, for a perfect score! We also introduced Travis and Rog from Nat Geo’s Rocket City Rednecks. The show returns tomorrow November 29th for its second season at 9PM ET/PT. These Rednecks even made an Iron Man suit from old car parts they found in a junk yard! We wrapped up the show with everyone’s favorite naked trivia game, “Know it or Show it!” Our models Paula, Britnee and Danielle had three categories to choose from – “Let’s get ready to redneck”– questions about things that are red, “One guy only had 5 out of 6 Powerball numbers and now he has Power Blue Balls” – questions about the lottery, and “The guy who worked for NASA was a real asshole-tronaut” – questions about space. Of course, the beautiful ladies failed to answer the questions correctly, so they lost clothing and we got to see it all!


Tuesday 11/27/12

Posted in Uncategorized on November 27, 2012 by Playboy Morning Show

This morning we discussed a very disturbing topic relating to bestiality laws in Germany.  Bestiality was legalized in 1969, the same year that gay sex was also removed from the criminal code. After that, sex with animals was only punishable if the animal was severely injured. Apparently sex with animals isn’t so rare in Germany. However, the group Veterinarians against Zoophilia says that thousands of Germans exchange information online about sex with animals and that some farms rent out animals for sexual exploitation. The new law would ban these so-called “animal brothels” and also make it illegal to train animals for sex with humans.

We switched to a much better subject when we chatted with Scott Alexander about all things in the technological world. He also told us when you stay in a hotel make sure their locks are not from Onity. They are HACKABLE!

We played a round of “What’s In Their Pant’s?” where we had callers guess what was stuffed down the pants of various adventures in the news. Today we had a baby, two calculators and a bag of pot. Then we had a Fantasy Girl Team update!

The Power Hour:

Today we got to hang with Alec Sulkin, Writer/ Producer of the hit show, “Family Guy.” Alec, who just spent Thanksgiving in his brand new Cape Cod home, also shared his experiences co-writing the movie Ted. Alec was challenged to a Playboy’s Top Tweets vs. Top Teats – a Tweet-off with our two lovely topless models, Hazel and Kimberly. From ‘Salvation Army Bells’ to ‘Foot Fetishes’ our guests were given different topics to tweet about on the spot. The winner of the Tweet-off was none other than “Comedy’s King of Tweeting” himself, @TheSulk. We wrapped up the show when Andrea Titty picked lottery numbers for Wednesday’s record jackpot Powerball drawing – 19,29,32,40,45 and Powerball #23! Nathan in Oregon was kind enough to buy us a lottery ticket using those numbers! 

Monday 11/26/12

Posted in Uncategorized on November 26, 2012 by Playboy Morning Show

This morning we returned live to celebrate CYBER GIRL MONDAY with our Playboy hotties! We checked in with our sexy January 2011 RadioMate, Kari Nautique and took a sneak peek at her Playboy Plus Cyber shoot! Kari shared her secret to a great body, which is paying her personal trainer with sex. Hot!

Then we chatted with Chloe Nelson, the creator of the UK-based Lady Pillow. Lady Pillow is the first company to launch a range of breast and body support pillows made from memory foam. If you have big breasts or know someone who does, this might be the perfect Holiday gift!

We kicked off some Good Naked Bad Naked stories and had everything from men flashing women to naked yoga! All in all, it was a mix of bad and strange naked.

The Power Hour:

Andrea kicked off the Power Hour with her informative Lowell Down, which included a strange story involving a New York doctor marketing Botox to gamblers to help them maintain their poker faces. Joining us in the Mini Mansion, we welcomed lead vocalist Michael Starr and lead guitarist Satchel from the rock band Steel Panther. We heard several sexual experiences that took place with them on tour, and also the latest news on their first DVD “The British Invasion”. The DVD is available now and debuted at #2 on Billboard’s Top Music Videos.  Miss March 2009 Jennifer Pershing joined us to honor Steel Panther, who helped launch her career with Playboy when she was spotted by a Playboy scout at one of their concerts. We also had two sexy Cyber Girls Ashley Sasha and Roxanne Dawn join in on the fun for some Groupie Training. The girls gave us their best tip while shedding clothes in front of the camera, and also demonstrated the best way to “flash” the band, who critiqued their form. Last but not least, Ashley and Roxanne had a panty toss where they had to toss their panties across the studio and into the hands of Michael Starr and Satchel. We wrapped up the show with Andrea’s Lick ‘em, Stick ‘em and Pick ‘em titty pick, which predicted the Philadelphia Eagles to win in tonight’s NFL game!

New Car…Toon-Up!

Posted in Uncategorized on November 26, 2012 by Playboy Morning Show

We missed you last week!

Here’s a new cartoon, from the December 2012 issue of Playboy. Give us your best caption!

Friday 11/16/12:

Posted in Uncategorized on November 16, 2012 by Playboy Morning Show


We talked to Scott Alexander for all the upcoming Black Friday deals. You can get a Galaxy S3 at Sam’s Club for $1 with a contract. Scott told us most of the same deals in stores are available online!

Then we chatted with Robin Leach about all things happening in Vegas including the departure of Garth Brooks. Robin will be celebrating a Rock Thanksgiving at Vince Neil’s home! More details for LV are at

We announced the FRIDAY AWARDS and the categories and winners were: Doctor of the week: Alexyss K. Tylor, Creeper of the week: Jaron’s Heffy winner Uncle Travisand the Sexiest Moment of the week.

The Power Hour:

We kicked off the Power Hour watching Kevin show off his magic trick skills before we met the real magician, Penn Jillette. In the mean time, Andrea gave us her informative topless Week In Sex. Once Kevin was finished we were happy to welcome Penn Jillette to the Mini Mansion. Penn’s new book, Every Day is an Atheist Holiday, was just released this week. Then we introduced three models, Roxanne, Charlotte and Jackie to demonstrate our own Naked Magic Show for Penn. Roxanne was first to show her tricks which involved her breasts and a deck of cards. Next, Charlotte had everyone’s full attention as she magically made her lingerie disappear. Last but not least, Jackie was able to saw off a pair of playboy panties and “magically” have them on her with no tears. All in all, Penn was very impressed!

Andrea’s Weekend TITTY PICKS: Baltimore Ravens, Denver Broncos, New Orleans Saints, Bengals, Packers, Texans, Jets, Redskins, Cardinals, Patriots, Bears, Bucaneers, Browns. 

Thursday 11/15/12

Posted in Uncategorized on November 15, 2012 by Playboy Morning Show


The Weekly Chronicle returned with Mason Tvert, the Co- Director of the Campaign to Regulate Marijuana Like Alcohol. Mason is responsible for the day-to-day operations of the organization, including strategic planning, media relations, lobbying, fundraising, and other assorted mayhem. Now that it’s legal in Colorado, you can read more information at

We chatted with Robin Hustle, a current high-end prostitute who told us what to expect when choosing to be a prostitute. Robin usually charges around $300 an hour, but not only is time management a major factor in this business, but also organization. Robin also discussed her advertising techniques and the risks you take in the prostitution world.  

We talked to Dr. Fahd Benslimane, from Casablanca Morocco that is a plastic surgeon who claims he has found the formula for the ideal pair of legs. He spent twelve years analyzing photographs of models and athletes, Barbie dolls, Greek statues and much more to work out what type of legs were considered the most attractive in the western world. Dr. Fahd said those with perfect pins include the likes of Nicole Kidman, Greta Garbo and Kate Moss.

Elise’s “Perfect” Legs

 The Power Hour:

Mr. Skin kicked off the Power Hour sharing all the latest in celebrity nudity. We got a sneak peek at Kristin Stewart’s breasts in her new film On The Road. Mr. Skin also shared the nudity of Monica Bellucci, and the different pubic styles of Sasha Grey and Helen Hunt, who both have a bush. Andrea used her Lick ‘em, Stick ‘em, and Pick ‘em Titty Pick technique and predicted the Buffalo Bills to beat the Dolphins in tonight’s NFL game. Then we spoke with comedic legend Jon Lovitz about his endless invitations to the Playboy Mansion. You can see Jon this Saturday at the Brea Improv – be sure to tell him we say “Hello!” Next, we brought three models, Gema, Cody and Kalelah into the Mini Mansion for a round of Coochie Casino! Kevin and Andrea felt like gambling this morning so they placed bets on the ladies’ Sexual Past, Present and Future. We learned that Gema loves to give oral sex, Cody’s favorite position is on top and Kalelah loves to take it deep doggy style!

Wednesday 11/14/12

Posted in Uncategorized on November 14, 2012 by Playboy Morning Show


This morning we heard stories regarding the complaints about nudity on in-flight programming.  Bob DeMoss, was shocked when bare breasts and a sex scene confronted him on a recent Delta flight from Los Angeles to Atlanta when he decided to tune into the free on-demand, Starz Channel political drama “Boss.” Bob said “I didn’t expect for a woman to bare her breasts six inches from my face on an airplane. We say lighten up the T & A Team is on the case.

Then we talked to our Playboy Advisor, Chip Rowe who answered our listener’s questions and concerns. For example, our first question was about a married man who loves to wear women’s clothing.

Then we presented our Heffy nominees, where Andrea took the lead with her 110 year old Heffy!  

The Power Hour:

We kicked off the Power Hour by welcoming T.J. Miller into the Mini Mansion for his first time! T.J. discussed his ex-wife of 37 years who shall remain nameless, and also contributed to Andreas belated Machine Gun Titty Salute to honor our Veterans.  Be sure to catch T.J. on Comedy Central’s show “Mash Up” Tuesdays at 12:30AM/ 11:30c. Then we brought in models Caitlin and Destiny for everyone’s favorite naked trivia game, “Know it or Show It!” T.J. stuck around for the nudity, and to be a life line. Today’s categories included T.J. Miller and all other famous TJ’s, Trouble happening with the CIA, Personal Questions and questions about the Election. Of course, the beautiful ladies failed to answer the questions correctly, so they lost clothing and we got to see it all!

Tuesday 11/13/12

Posted in Uncategorized on November 13, 2012 by Playboy Morning Show


This morning we asked the ladies if the bows on the front of their panties piss them off. Apparently the tiny bows used as cute decorations on panties are more than just annoying!

We got the latest on all Games and Gadgets from Scott Alexander. Then Kevin and Andrea dove into the November issue of Playboy with CAN WE GET TO 10! Andrea got to 10 as she called a wedding service, while Kevin also got to 10 when he called a restaurant. It was a tie!

The Power Hour:

Today we kicked off the Power Hour with a game of “What Would Hef Do?” The question we asked Hef was, “Do you hold any World Records?” Hef told us, “I am now in the Guinness Book of Records with the most scrapbooks of anybody.” Well done, Mr. Hefner!  Then we got a chance to meet our Playboy August Miss Social winner Rose Chiauzzi and September Miss Social winner Jessica Lee Flowers.  We were also thrilled to welcome Dr. David Matlock back to the Mini Mansion, a man who has seen over 100,000 vaginas!  Dr. Matlock has dedicated his entire cosmetic practice to Female Genital Plastic Surgery and has invented a new procedure called the “G –Shot.” The procedure involves an injection of hyaluronan into the G-Spot area for increased amount of vaginal orgasms, due to increased sensitivity. Today Dr. Matlock offered one complementary “G-Shot” procedure to one of our two lovely models, Lauren and Molly, depending on who he, Kevin and Andrea felt needed it the most. The girls had to describe why they would be the best candidate for the G-Shot, and also played G-Marks The Spot – a game where they  had to pin a sticker on a demo skeleton while blindfolded, in an attempt to show where the G-Spot is located. Kevin also had Dr. Matlock show him how the injection would look by demonstrating on a raw turkey and a syringe.  After voting who would be the best candidate, Lauren Volker was our G-Shot winner!