Archive for December, 2012

Friday 12/21/12:

Posted in Uncategorized on December 21, 2012 by Playboy Morning Show


Today was our last LIVE show of the year in the Mini Mansion! We kicked it off with The Golden Bunny Awards, celebrating the best of 2012. We celebrated Love Connections, Kevin’s Impression of the Year, Best Stall, Ability to Sexualize Cured Meat, Scene Stealer and many more! We tabulated points for our Fantasy Girl Teams where Gina and Andrea were neck- to- neck! They will continue to keep score throughout the holidays and report back for an official winner in the new year!


Then Kevin, Andrea, Gina, Elise and Jaron did a live Holiday Yankee Swap in studio. From cheap cologne to a fancy LED flashlight, the gifts were dispersed evenly. Then we played back the official Les Bianables, The musical in its entire 13-minute glory!


Today’s Mini Mansion Moving Liquidation Giveaway is a hand sculpted, paper mache statue of Andrea Lowell made by Pauly Palsy! SOLD!!!!



We got the latest on all things in Vegas from the one and only Robin Leach. This years New Years Eve festivities will include an eight minute and twenty-five second firework show. Seven casinos along the Strip, from the Stratosphere to the MGM Grand, will allow loads of explosives to be shot from their rooftops. There have been rumors saying it will include 88,000 fireworks!


We had a Playmate Alert with sexy Irina Voronina on the phone, who translated our interview with the Human Barbie, Valeria Lukanova! If you haven’t researched her before, see more pictures of Valeria here!



The Power Hour:

We kicked off our final Power Hour catching up with the incredibly funny Kevin Pollak! He is challenging our Kevin in the Hollywood Poker Online Holiday Celebrity Charity Tournament! The online Poker Tournament is an Online-Only Event with an exclusive celebrity Prize Pool to the winning celebrity’s charity. Previous tournament winner actor James Woods brought home $10,000 for his charity but this time around they are upping the ante to $25,000. The tournament is this Saturday December 22nd from 10am-1:00pm PST. Then we had two sexy models Canon and Hazel join us in the Mini Mansion for Cameltoe or Mistletoe! Kevin and Andrea had to guess which girl had the Mistletoe in her panties or a real Cameltoe. After the votes went to Hazel, our lovely model Canon fooled everyone when she  pulled down her panties to show off the mistletoe! We wrapped up the show with Andreas Titty Picks against our Mayan Santa Jose.  MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Andrea’s Titty Picks: Falcons, Dolphins, Panthers, Steelers, Cowboys, Packers, Texans, Colts, Patriots, Jets, Redskins, Rams, Browns, Giants, Bears





Thursday 12/20/12

Posted in Uncategorized on December 20, 2012 by Playboy Morning Show


We chatted with Gautham Venugopalan, who is a leading member of the research team at the University of California, Berkeley. Gautham studies the role of external forces on branching morphogenesis and tumorigenesis of the mammary gland. In other words if you squeeze a breast you can reduce growing cancerous cells.  By squashing malignant cells, it can make them grow in a more normal and organized way.


Then we heard Jaron’s Guide to Re-gifting over the Holiday Season! Today, Jaron suggested adding a story behind the gift you re-gift. (Whatever that means) We also gave Jaron some Holiday Menu items to read out loud. If you didn’t already know, Jaron has a VERY hard time pronouncing gourmet foods.

The Power Hour:

Mr. Skin kicked off the Power Hour sharing the Top Nude Scenes of 2012! You can check them out in all their glory at! We welcomed the sexy Lana Fuchs, star of TLC’s show Sin City Rules into the Mini Mansion. Sitting by her side we also welcomed her hot look-a-like sister Natalaya! The Russian born, Brooklyn raised Lana Fuchs began creating one-of-a-kind designs and custom-made apparel Billionaire Mafia. Lana also shared her daily intake of Lambs Blood and usage of sperm under the eyes  to keep a “Youthful appearance.” She offers Karma Sūtra books and her wild sex tips too! Lana and Natalya are quite the hot duo! We wrapped up the show with our Les Bianables, the Musical starring Kitty Davis, Kat and Caitlin!










Wednesday 12/19/12

Posted in Uncategorized on December 19, 2012 by Playboy Morning Show


This morning we took several suggestions for the NEXT BIG CRAZE “Smashing.” Andrea demonstrated by smashing her boobs against the glass in studio! We took a vote and we are leaning towards PREASTING!!!


Then we talked to Shawn Yeager, from PRIMA Cinema about having your own personal movie theater in your own home! PRIMA Cinema presents theatrically released Hollywood films, in the comfort of your home with same day releases! Get your own here.


Like every Wednesday, our Playboy Advisor, Chip Rowe joined in to talk about Marriage, Swinging, Blow Jobs and much more. Hopefully the questions were answered to everyone’s concerns.

The Power Hour: 

We kicked off the Power Hour with today’s Mini Mansion Liquidation Giveaway, which was a Mystery Box! Kevin, Andrea, Gina, Elise and Jaron have each hand- selected one item for the box. Then we got into “Lets Get Wet” as we talked  to Eva Lovia and Tania Funes while they splashed around in the bathtub! We heard each of their very sexy, wet tales and ‘tub talk.’ After that, we had Charlotte stop by the Mini Mansion while Andrea gave us her famous Lowell Down. In honor of our BIG CRAZE we watched Charlotte do her own form of PREASTING!!!


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Tuesday 12/18/12

Posted in Uncategorized on December 18, 2012 by Playboy Morning Show


This morning we began the show with Kevin taking an ADHD diagnostic quiz, but he kept getting distracted!

We talked to Scott Alexander, who gave us The Top 10 Gadgets You Want for Christmas this Year!


  1. Jaybird Freedom Sprint wireless sports headphones. $130
  2. Vaio tap 20 – combo windows 8 desktop and giant surface tablet. 11 pounds, $1000
  3. Kohler Moxie speaker showerhead. Rechargeable bluetooth $200
  4. Mujji leather touchscreen gloves $170
  5. Lacie Cloudbox, 1-3 TB cloud server for home and remote use. $120-$180
  6. Beardski Face Protector. $35
  7. V-Moda Crossfade line of DJ headphones $150-300
  8. Joey Roth Ceramic Speakers – $500 or $1000 with sub
  9. Samsung ES8000 series TVs – $2100
  10. Prima Cinema – A setup that downloads first-run movies to your home for $500 a pop. $35K

We got to learn about the Sugar Daddy lifestyle by talking with Playboy contributor, John H. Richardson. Check out his article, “Sugar On Top” featured in the December 2012 issue on page 144 here.

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 Jaron’s Guide to Re-gifting today was, “freezing your previous gifts of homemade foods (cakes, tarts, etc.) and re-gifting them for the following year! Ha.

Holiday Party Joke Remix:

-What’s the difference between Santa and a bartender?

-Why doesn’t Santa have any children?

-What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve?

-What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

The Power Hour:

We kicked off the Power Hour with our Mini Mansion Moving Liquidation Giveaway item, which was 10,000 naked Playboy models! Then we welcomed Michael Winslow into the Mini Mansion  for his first time! You can see Michael tonight at FlappersComedy in Burbank at 8PM. You’ll have a great time and you can buy your tickets here. After, we introduced two of our lovely models, Britnee and Michele to tell some of their sexy stories. Michael brought Britnee’s naked jacuzzi party back to life with his water sounding noises and then switched his sound effects to whips and screaming when Michele relived her visit to a sex dungeon! Micheal was truly amazing!



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Monday 12/17/12

Posted in Uncategorized on December 17, 2012 by Playboy Morning Show


We’re back and we are celebrating our last week in the Mini Mansion! Today we will be taking your best fake orgasms for review. If you record yourself having an orgasm and leave it on our voicemail line: 323-405- PBMS we can air it! Kevin and Andrea will be the judge.

We heard a new sample of the ‘Les Bianables’ Anthem taking place this Thursday. We also recapped Andrea’s Titty picks from over the weekend. It appears she out performed Stephen Hawking, well done Andrea!

We got to know the stunning PlayboyPlus Cyber Girl, Loni Rae. The beautiful model is single and looking for a good man! Andrea thinks Loni may have the best blow job eyes she has ever seen. See this blonde bombshell at !



We also got into some of the FINAL Good Naked/ Bad Naked stories of 2012! Then we heard Jarons Guide to Re-gifting over the Holiday Season! Jaron suggested to save old gift cards and use them to buy Christmas gifts or better yet take someone out to dinner. His favorite places are Fudruckers, CCs Pizza or Golden Coral.

The Power Hour:

We kicked off the Power Hour with a Fantasy Girl Team update! With all the recent rumors and photos in the spotlight, who will be the winner as we wrap up our teams this week? Then we heard Andrea present us with her famous and informative Lowell Down. Today, we introduced a brand new model, Thi into the Mini Mansion. Thi is currently a sexy bikini bartender who recently had a glass brake on her foot putting her into a cast! Ouch!  Thi also shared her first one night stand memory that took place in a steamy shower in Las Vegas. We also introduced another model of ours, Veronica, returning for another morning of fun. Veronica told us how she uses her vagina instinct whenever she looks for a man. As we celebrate the Holiday’s we played Oh, Oh, Ohh Holy Night with our two models, they each had to fake the best orgasm with the lights out. Andrea and Kevin critiqued the girls on their heavy breathing and moaning skills. Lastly, Andrea wrapped up the show by choosing the New York Jets to win in tonight’s NFL match up! 



New Car…Toon-Up!

Posted in Uncategorized on December 17, 2012 by Playboy Morning Show

Give us your best caption for the cartoon below, found in the December 2012 issue of Playboy magazine.


Friday 12/14/12

Posted in Uncategorized on December 14, 2012 by Playboy Morning Show


This morning we heard a sneak preview of another song from our upcoming musical, Les Bianables! Mark your calendars for next Thursday! After that, we celebrated the Holiday’s with more “Hot Chicks Doing Holiday Flicks.”

Today’s Mini Mansion Moving Liquidation Giveaway was the infamous PANTY CHANDELIER! Next week will be the last time to call us in order to win more playboy prizes! (877) 205 -9796

As we caught up with Robin Leach about all things Vegas, he told us about the newest Limousine drama! The owner of a longtime limousine service, CLS, and two of his top aides were among those arrested by FBI agents Thursday in a multimillion-dollar racketeering conspiracy involving allegations of prostitution, drug trafficking and fraud!For those of you traveling to Vegas, Lookout! Robin also shared that he will be hosting the Culinary Clash semi- finals tonight at the Venetian!


Like every Friday, we announced the FRIDAY AWARDS and the categories were: Sexiest Moment of the Week, Soothing Voice of the Week, and The Moment of Festivity!

The Power Hour:

We kicked off the Power Hour chatting with our sexy Playboy model Joy Glass! Joy told us she will be giving blow jobs until she is 80 years old. Ha! Check out her frisky Friday picture she sent us below. Then we welcomed the pretty Miss Britney Martin into the Mini Mansion. Last time we saw this girl, her perfect ass made quite an impression on everyone. This naughty girl has been rotating her men during the Holiday Season; let’s find out what happens when she returns to our Morning Show at the new studio! Happy Friday everyone!

Andrea’s Weekend Titty Picks:  Falcons, Rams, Dolphins, Packers, Redskins, Texans, Ravens, Saints, Lions, Chargers, Patriots, Raiders, Seahawks, Steelers