Monday 5/13/13

Happy Monday, everybody! We’re ready to start another sexy week here in the Mini Mansion, and we hope you will join us.

We started the show off today by welcoming back ol’-what’s-his-name, Karl. I mean, Kevin. Yes! Kevin’s back from his Panamanian Adventures in whore-land, and gave us the scoop on how they do things waaay south of the border. Apparently, if you’re looking for an all-expenses prostitute vacay spot, then Panama is the country for you.

Enough about that! It’s the day after Mother’s Day, and we’ve invented our own little holiday tradition here at the Morning Show: M.I.L.F’s Day. It happens the day after Mother’s Day, and it celebrates all those hot moms out there in the world. Strap yourselves in, it’s about to get Oedipal.

Firstly, we called up one of the hottest moms on the planet (and not just because she lives in Florida): Jamie Edmonson. You may remember Jamie from such things as the January 2010 edition of Playboy Magazine, and also Your Dreams. We called her on the phone and had her give us an idea of what it’s like to be both a Playmate and Play-date-mate (it’s a stretch, but we’re sticking to it). Everything from baby weight, to breastfeeding were discussed, and let’s just say, it sounds like this bunny has got this mothering thing down.

Following that, we welcomed into the studio some MILFs of our own: the beautfiul Lindsey and Nicole. These hot little mamas came in and participated in a stroller obstacle course, a mom-next-door striptease, every stereotype you can think of, we had them do that for you. It only comes once a year, so we had to squeeze as much in as possible. What?


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