Thursday 6/6/13

Happy Thirsty Thursday, folks! We made it! Have a drink on us (bar tabs can be mailed to this address: 123 Fake St.,  Springfield).

We started today’s show off with a little talk about the film “The Purge.” We figured that the plot of the movie, wherein people are given twelve hours to do anything they want (legal or otherwise) could use a little bit of a sexy spin. And who better than the morning show to do that. So! We decided that we are going to host our own “Urge” on January 17th (appropriately Andrea’s birthday), where two people can have sex regardless of their relationship status, no consequences. Mark your calendars, this thing might actually save a lot of marriages, if you think about it.

From there, we talked to Mr. Skin, who helped us fast-forward to the good parts of “Da Vinci’s Demons,” among other films and shows, and also brought to our attention that Lena Headey, star of “Game of Thrones” has appeared nude in numerous films, so check it out.

After that, we brought in the lovely “sexpert,” Emily Morse, to discuss all aspects of sex, which she is surprisingly well-versed in.


Her advice simply wasn’t enough for us, and we decided to test that knowledge a little bit by playing a fun little game called Name That (Alleged) Perv! Kevin, Andrea, and Emily all tried to pin the perverted (alleged) crimes on the three mugshots we had and see who has the eye for sexual deviancy.

Finally, we brought in Jayd and Samantha, our sexy models to go to Kegel Camp, hosted by our three “counselors,” as they were instructed on how to exercise their lady parts, and also have a boob-gasm. Girls just wanna have fun.



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