Happy Topless Tuesday, folks! We had a great show for you today, with no tops to drag us down.
We began the show today by talking Toplessness… for equality. That’s right, one of the pioneers of gotopless.org, a group dedicated to women’s rights, Rachel Jessee joined us in the studio to talk about the group’s recent protest here in Venice Beach, California. We’re behind her 100%: a man can show his gross body on the beach, but a woman can’t show her glorious rack? Absurdity!
In order to help out the cause, we brought in some hot ladies of our own in order to provide her with some helpful ideas for chanting during their next protest. It all makes sense when you can hear the cries and see the bounce at the same time.
After that, we continued our Back 2 School segment with a little history lesson from our very own Ms. Purry. She took us through a time long ago in the year of our Lord two thousand and eight. Times were different back then, and we ended up learning quite a bit about the history of small dick syndrome.
We took a quick break, and then came back to welcome in Diana Branton of CFX, who are featured in this month’s issue of Playboy. They make some kick-ass realistic masks, and she brought two in to show to us. Halloween ideas are already starting to form…
Finally, to round everything out, we played a little game we like to call “Witness Erection Program,” where the ladies came in wearing some of OUR masks (like a chicken, luchador, etc.) and tried to fool us into hiding their identity based on stories they gave us.
After the show, as a special treat, Kevin put on one of the masks! And by special treat, we mean nightmare fuel…