Monday 10/21/13

Happy Monday, everyone! Let’s get down to brass tacks…

We started this brand-spanking-new week of shows by welcoming in another college girl, this time from Berkeley, Alice Ohtsuki. This shy Japanese-born girl was too cute to handle, except when she recreated her picture from the magazine, wherein she got handled by a bear.

Next, we brought in Jena Sims from the film “Last Vegas,” which comes out in November, and features a different Kevin Klein. Or…Kline. Whatever. Anyway! We figured since she didn’t get to actually gamble in Vegas while shooting, she could gamble on some of our hot models. We brought in London, Dahlia, Ally, and Victoria, and Andrea, Kevin, and Jena placed their bets on who did what. I’d call it a “Who-lette” but I don’t want to give anyone pun-induced seizures.

After a quick break, we came back to reveal another costume in our month-long costume countdown: sexy policewoman. It was only a matter of time, and the presence of handcuffs is a sure-fire way to get naughty thoughts going in everyone’s heads.

Following that, we welcomed in Josh Altman and Heather Bilyeu, from “Million Dollar Listing,” on the Bravo channel, and Kevin revealed that he (through Andrea) got Heather her first dildo. Small world.

Finally, to round out the show, we brought all of our models back in to play a quick game of “Real Estate/Fake Estate,” where the housing market experts tried to see if they could correctly appraise which breasts have been augmented. If only that were a real job…

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