Happy Hump Day, ya’ll. Let’s get it done and start going downhill.
We started today off by checking in with yesterday’s post-show Wall of Breasts art project, with our models continuing to add to our beautiful exhibition exhibit, which we will also come back to later in the show.
Next, we talked on the phone to Allen Henson, a professional photographer who is in some legal trouble because he went up to the top of the Empire State building and took some pictures of topless models. Now, we don’t see anything wrong with that, obviously, and wanted to show our support by having our beautiful topless ladies Lisa, Carrie, and Leia stand in front of various monuments from around the world. That’ll really spice up the background of some tourist’s selfie.
After a short break, we returned to welcome in Val Keil, our Miss August 2013, who is campaigning to be our next Playmate of the Year. We actually unearthed some videos from Val’s campaign team that seemed to be smearing other Playmates in order to get ahead in the race. She claimed she knew nothing about them, and we were forced to admit that we made them. Politics as usual.
In order to redeem ourselves, we welcomed in our models, who each had their own PMOY slogan for Val, and she decided on “Real Deal Keil.” Slogan-writing 101: rhyming is key.
Finally, we went back to the Wall of Breasts, and asked our lovely ladies to add their breast-strokes of paint to the canvases. They’re getting more and more realistic, maybe by Friday they’ll be portrait-esque. Don’t hold your breath, though.