Wednesday 2/5/14

It’s the middle of the week, and we’ve got some fun times to get you through the rest.

We started the show off today by checking in with a lonely Denver fan to see if the people there are truly drowning their sorrows in masturbation, following their team’s big loss in the big game. The numbers don’t lie, and neither does a man jerking it on camera. So there you go.

Speaking of masturbation, we continued our pro-playing-with-yourself PSA’s, to stand up for those who can’t stand up for themselves (because they’re occupied with their junk).

Next, we welcomed in Kenny Wormald and Dayo Okeniyi from the new film “Cavemen,” which opens everywhere on Friday. The guys talked about how it’s a bro-mantic comedy that guys and chicks can enjoy this Valentine’s day. We like to take titles literally here, and decided to have a sexiest cave-girl contest with our models Ruby, Leia, Sarah, and Heleyna who showed off the hottest prehistoric fashions and primal mating calls while our guests judged. The competition was tight, and so were the caves.

cavegirls

 

guests

We took a short break, we came back with another one of our rejected Winter Olympic sports, and we gotta say, some of these are winners no matter which country medals.

After that, we talked via Skype with Kim Anami, who recently put out a video talking about why you should lift weights with your vagina. We can’t think of a reason NOT to, so we applaud her for telling it like it is.

Finally, we looked at another set of Valentine’s day lingerie and saw, probably more importantly, how easy it was to take off. Because that’s what Valentine’s day is all about.

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