Wednesday 2/12/14

It’s the only place where you can see girls as naked as the first Olympians: The Playboy Morning Show!

We started things off today by announcing our new phone number! It even actually spells something. It’s 8-555-PLAYBOY, and we had our operators standing by all day today to field calls and also to pitch the number to each of the time zones. From sea to shining sea, our number stands in… numerology.

After that, we read through our e-mails and Twitter feed to get some Constructive Criticism from some of our more vocal viewers. Our models Gigi, Peru, Lisa, and Sandra came into the studio in increasing levels of nakedness to soften the blow from some of the meaner “suggestions.” Hopefully we were able to clear some things up for you!

Next, we welcomed in Rocky Santiago from “Bad Girls Club All-Star Battle,” which is in its second season on Oxygen right now. You should definitely check it out if you like girls behaving badly (and who doesn’t enjoy that?), and if the twerking contest they held is any indication, the shenanigans have already begun.


We took a short break, and then came back to look at another one of our Valentine’s Day lingerie sets. It seems that anything red or pink is fair game, so get out there and put some on! And then take it off.

Finally, we got around to another one of our Naked Winter Olympic Events, which today featured the ever-popular Boob-sled. Now you don’t have to be Jamaican to understand where this is going. Each one of our representatives from Spain, Australia, and Germany took to the course and (with some help from the other competitors) breezed down our very small track. In the end, Australia went further than anyone else, and took the gold down under.


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