Archive for April, 2014

Wednesday 4/30/14

Posted in Uncategorized on April 30, 2014 by Playboy Morning Show

Happy Hump-day AND last day of April. This year is already flying by, just like this morning’s show!

Craziness ensued as we attempted to track down our missing plus-sized inflatable love doll, otherwise known as Fatty Patty. She’s been lost for quite some time now and we’ve narrowed down our celebrity suspects. A crucial piece of evidence was discovered on Instagram by our crack staff… a photograph that seems to show a certain familiar air-filled face in the background, with none other than rapper Kid Ink posing in front. We’re not saying this is case closed, but somebody’s got some explaining to do…

After that, we began our show-long “Shower Hour,” to close out our fabulous April Showers segment. Our girls took part in all sorts of activities that you’d never see in a shower, because we’ve got to hold over until next April. To celebrate this momentous occasion, we talked via Skype with a guy named Rob Greenfield, who hasn’t showered for a full year, and has no intention of stopping. You’d think this guy would stink to high heaven, but he has been bathing via natural means: lakes, the ocean, waterfalls, etc. and he claims that he’s never felt cleaner. Talk about au naturale.

Next, our brand-new model friend Kristin helped us read some Fe-Mail sent to us by viewers like yourselves. Your pertinent questions got direct answers from Kevin and Andrea, and it also became clear that we need to update our spam filter.

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We took a short break and then Skyped with Charles Ramsay, American hero who freed three women last year who were locked in an Ohio basement for close to a decade. It’s been a year since that story took the world by storm, and Charles has a book coming out about his experience called “Dead Giveaway.” You should definitely check it out.

To celebrate talking with Charles, we brought in our hot models to test his knowledge of female non-verbal cues in a game we’re calling “Giveaway or Dead Giveaway.” The ways of the woman are shrouded in mystery, but Charles did well enough for our models to have a rib-eating party right here in the Mini Mansion. We’d definitely want to eat ribs with this dude.

Finally, the women said goodbye to the shower as they washed the barbecue sauce off themselves. Until next April, shower.

Tuesday 4/29/14

Posted in Uncategorized on April 29, 2014 by Playboy Morning Show

It’s Tuesday here in the Mini Mansion, and in the rest of the world, too. Let’s take a look at the show…

We began things today by teasing a mystery celebrity who we believe may have walked away with our beautiful blow-up friend, Fatty Patty. We’ll hopefully be able to tell you more as more clues begin to surface…

After our brief speculation, we welcomed in Grammy-award-winning singer/songwriter M’ya, whose new EP “Sweet XVI” is out now. She’s celebrating sixteen years of fame and success as not only a talented singer, but also dancer and actress, and we were super stoked to have her in the studio with us. We couldn’t let the opportunity slip by us, so we had M’ya show our girls some booty-poppin’ dance moves before she made her way out. Her hips definitely don’t lie.

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We took a short break and then welcomed in Miss January 2004, and centerfold for the 50th anniversary Playboy, Colleen Shannon. She’s recently been released from prison, where she was sent for trying to sneak her boyfriend across the Canadian border, and she gave us a whole laundry list of fantasies to think about, based on her hot jail-time activities. We wanted to see how much slang she picked up in the slammer (that means prison), so we played a game called “Jail Jargon,” where our cop/prisoner models came in and gave us a prison colloquialism and we guessed what it meant. Turns out, not everything is butt-related.

Finally, we finished off the show by taking a dip in our prison-themed April Showers. This is the only time we’ve supported dropping the soap.

Monday 4/28/14

Posted in Uncategorized on April 28, 2014 by Playboy Morning Show

Happy Monday, ya’ll. Let’s get to the show…

We started things off today by checking out a study that said Kenyan fisherman’s wives were more likely to cheat DOWN in size. That’s right, according to the study, women were sleeping around with guys who had smaller dicks than their husbands. Not what we expected, but science has spoken.

Next, we looked at a suit company that’s trying to sell their clothes by posting pictures of naked women on their site. We’re just surprised nobody’s thought of this sooner.

After that, we welcomed in comedian Nick Thune, star of the new movie “Bad Johnson,” in which Nick plays a dick. An actual dick. He also has a comedy special called “Folk Hero,” which is on Netflix right now and you should definitely check out. Since Nick showed off his acting chops by playing a part of the male anatomy, we played a little game called “Name That (Alleged) Body Part,” where we hear stories about crimes and guess the body part involved. Nick proved why he got the part, absolutely dominating the competition. If the comedy thing doesn’t work out, it’s nice to know he has something to fall back on.

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After a quick break, we came back to play a quick round of “Dick-tionary” with Nick, where our girls painted different kinds of dicks on each other… just like high school! After everyone had a nice coat of paint, we ran to the showers for yet another “April Shower,” today with the steam shower. It’s a nice way to end the show, and we’ll be sad to see it go at the end of the month.

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Thursday 4/24/14

Posted in Uncategorized on April 24, 2014 by Playboy Morning Show

It’s another Thursday in the Mini Mansion. Let’s go through the show.

We started things off by talking about the Yankee pitcher who got caught using pine tar during a game. We didn’t want our models doing any cheating during the show, so we gave one a quick strip-search to make sure everything was on the up-and-up. Turns out she was clean… and clean shaven.

Next, we talked with Mr. Skin, who brought us some more celebrity nudity to feast our eyes upon. If you want to get your eyes on some skin, head over to his website and see for yourself.

We also checked in throughout the show with our hot cop who brought to our attention some weird sex laws that exist in some states. We’re doing our best to keep our viewers out of jail, so if you’re in Wisconsin, don’t shoot a gun while your wife is having an orgasm, and if you’re in Iowa, you can’t have more than three drinks while you’re in bed. You’ve been warned.

After that, we welcomed in Ken Davitian, best known for his role in the cult favorite “Borat.” He’s promoting three different movies right now, including the release of “Sharkproof” on DVD. Check Ken out tonight on CBS’s “Two and a Half Men.”

While Ken was on the couch, we played the game “What Happens Next?” featuring another PlayboyTV show that airs on Saturday, “Swing.” We saw the lead-up to an event and then guessed what happened next, with the prize at stake being a sensual massage from one of our hot models. After three rounds, Ken came out the best and won his hard-earned massage.

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After a short break, we talked on the phone with Tim, who spun the wheel of fantasy and landed on “Beer Wench.” Victoria got in her German garb and the other beer maidens gave her a good spank-down. It really didn’t involve beer, but we don’t really mind.

Wednesday 4/23/14

Posted in Uncategorized on April 23, 2014 by Playboy Morning Show

It’s Hump Day! Yey-yeah!

The show started out a little differently today… it’s a Steel Panther Takeover here on the Playboy Morning Show! That’s right, everybody’s favorite over-the-top ’80’s rock band joined us in studio for the entirety of the show, and were gracious enough to play a few songs for us throughout. We know it must be quite early for them.

They started us off with a song called “Party Like Tomorrow is the End of the World,” from their new album “All You Can Eat,” which is out right now! Be sure to pick it up off iTunes when you get the chance. We chatted it up with them for a bit and then checked out a video from a news broadcast that featured two rabbits doing what rabbits do best: making new rabbits. We had some sexier bunnies walking around the studio, so we asked them to recreate it for us right here in the studio. Easter came late this year, apparently.

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After that, we played a very fun game with the Panthers called “Steel or No Steel,” where our models hear a song title and guess whether it’s a real Steel Panther track or one we just made up. It’s harder than you think, when a band has songs like “Handicapped Slut,” “Just Like Tiger Woods,” and “Supersonic Sex Machine.”

We took a break as we heard clips from the band’s songs off their new album and even saw a small bit from their music video for “Gloryhole.” These guys can sure play, and they sure love to get laid.

Finally, we had our ladies come in and make their own “Mini-est Mini Skirts” out of various materials we found lying around the back alley of the Mini Mansion. Bubble wrap, a table cloth, and even plain ol’ saran wrap were utilized in creative and revealing ways to make the sexiest, skimpiest bottoms possible. To close out the show, our ladies danced once again as the band played out “The Burden of Being Wonderful.” Rocking is hard work, you know.

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Tuesday 4/22/14

Posted in Uncategorized on April 22, 2014 by Playboy Morning Show

Howdy out there in internet-land! It’s time to run through another fabulous Playboy Morning Show.

The show began today by checking out Viagra’s new ice cream. That’s right: it’s ice cream that gives you a boner. If you really, really like ice cream, it probably already did that, but we decided to give Viagra some ideas for their new flavors with our Top-less Ten List. We suggested such novel tastes as “Cocky Road,” “Cherry Popping Jubilee,” and “Banana With Veins.” You’re welcome.

Next, we welcomed in Jon Shook and Vinny Dotolo from the restaurant “Animal” to help us judge our internal Food Porn competition. We saw five movies made by people who work right here in the Mini Mansion’s dark halls and had a panel of the professional chefs and professional models decide which was the sexiest. In the end a video featuring two lemons going to town on each other won the top prize.

After that, we welcomed in our brand new model Iana to participate in our Hot Model Adoption. We learned a bit about her, her interests, and her turn-ons and if you know anyone who is looking for a hot model to take home with them, please let us know.

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Finally, it is Earth Day, and we wanted to help you out with some energy-saving tips. Our advice really centered on hot girls’ concerns, but we’re sure you can relate, too, right?

Thursday 4/17/14

Posted in Uncategorized on April 17, 2014 by Playboy Morning Show

It’s Holy Thursday and we had an extra reverent show today to celebrate…

We started things off by talking with our weekly bud Mr. Skin, who brought some brand-new celebrity nudity to our attention. Feel free to feast your eyes yourself at mrskin.com (or mrman.com, if you’re into that).

Next, we had our Playboy Morning Show Confessional. Easter is this weekend, and we felt the need to cleanse some souls with our Holy Water, earning our hot, and recently purified, models their Easter basket for our fun game at the end of the show…

Following that, we talked to Cyber Girl of the Year, Elizabeth Marxs. We talked with her what it was like to shoot nude on top of the Empire State Building, and then ran through a Sexy Skype-enger Hunt. She proved to us why she’s Cyber Girl of the Year, as she breezed right through it.

We took a short break and then welcomed in Marlon Wayans, star of the new movie “Haunted House 2,” which is out in theaters very soon. Marlon talked to us about how he gives his Twitter handle out so that people can tell him what they thought of his movie personally. We thought we’d do one better and have a very brief Constructive Criticism right here in the Mini Mansion. He took it like a professional.

Finally, our girls picked out their eggs from the basket as the show wound down. Have a Happy Easter and/or  a Happy 4/20. This year, you don’t have to choose!

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