Tuesday 5/6/14

Happy Tuesday, world wide web! Permit us to take you through the show…

Things got underway this morning with a little re-cap of our special guest Food Porn Contest Winners’ send-off, which featured an exit interview, and more importantly some hugs from Playmate of the Year Raquel Pomplun and Andrea. They had a blast, which just goes to show you that a little meat can go a long way.

After that, we started the first of our many “Howe-To With the Howe Twins” segments, where our favorite British twins come in and explain to us how to do simple tasks. Things aren’t as easy as they sound and are harder than they look, so good thing these ladies are looking out for us.

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After that, we welcomed in Dennis and Ashley from the TLC show “Sex Sent Me to the ER.” We’ve seen stories from this show in the past and we’re officially fascinated with these sex-related injuries. Dennis and Ashley are an adventurous couple whose grocery store remote-controlled vibrator experiment proved dodgy. Their advice? Just go for it.

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We took a short break and then it was time to “Meet the Model”! Our brand new model Kate came in and we learned a little bit about her, especially what it was like to grow up as a smokin’ hot chick in the middle of Utah. We’re surprised she isn’t one of some guys’ wives by now.

Finally, in a continuing segment we’re calling “May So Horny,” we’re learning why May is the horniest month of the year. Today’s evidence came from our models, who explained that with the changing weather, they wear less clothing, and that’s a slippery slope to their slippery slopes. We’re not sure if that’s a real euphemism, but we’re sticking with it.

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