It’s another fantastic morning here in the Mini Mansion, where the weather is always 69 degrees and perky.
We kicked things off today by talking about an American exchange student that managed to get himself caught in a sculpture of a vagina. I really can’t think of any way to make that funnier, so I’m just going to leave it as is.
Next, we continued our Horny History segment, today focusing on Paul Revere’s Ride. Carly came in to explain to us what exactly went down in 1775, and why it was important in American history. Cody and Sara acted out her re-tellings and things got inaccurate fast. Those who don’t know history are doomed to repeat it… poorly.
After that, Kevin and Andrea chatted via Skype with Chandler South, a brand-new Playboy Model whose first gig is “Naked Ambition,” which airs on Playboy TV on the Fourth of July. Be sure to check it out, this 5-footer is definitely worth your time. Who needs fireworks?
We then welcomed in Brooke Burns, host of the new TRUtv show “Motor City Masters,” which airs Tuesdays at 10. The show pits car-makers against each other in a much manlier “Project Runway.” Brooke talked about her time hosting “Dog Eat Dog,” and the Playmate episode they did, which was their highest-rated ever. No surprises there.
We wanted to get Brooke’s opinion on some Dream Cars that our very own Dream Girls dreamed up, so we sent them in with their car ideas for Brooke’s scrutinization. Let’s just say they were more dream than car.
We took a quick break and then jumped right into a lightning round of Know It or Show It, the world’s longest-running naked game show. This soccer-themed round went about as well as could be expected. You know what they say, those who don’t know history are doomed to repeat it.