Happy Hump Day, ya’ll! Do your part, hump smart.
We began our wonderful little show today with a couple goals right off the bat! World cup action was heated and the scoring certainly blew yesterday’s out of the water.
Next, we checked out a sign posted in a laundromat that claimed some panties found their way into a basket they didn’t belong in, and cost a man his girlfriend. Tragic, if true, but we decided to undergo a short experiment to see if girls could pick their own underwear out of a big pile. Our girls could, which makes this guy’s story a little less believable. Nice try, though.
After that, we talked with Lisa about another great moment in America’s history: it’s symbolic birthday! That’s right, today’s Horny History features the signing of the Declaration of Independence. And let us be the first to say, our ladies’ powdered wigs look pretty darn good. Let’s bring that look back.
We took a short break and then we ran through a Makin’ Bacon segment, where Andrea brought up a new Tinder-esque site for music festivals, and Kevin showed us a bacon bra. Put ’em both together and you have a recipe for a bear attack.
We then welcomed in Scott Wilson, star of “The Walking Dead,” who was (*spoiler alert*) killed off last season. We talked to Scott about his long, storied history in Hollywood and what it’s like pretending there’s zombies everywhere.
To make him feel more at home, we did a little Cat-walking Dead, where our girls modeled different post-apocalyptic-themed outfits. When the world crumbles, it’s comforting to know that hot girls will be running around in ripped-up clothes to see us through the hard times.