It’s Thursday here in the Mini Mansion (and the rest of the world, I guess…), and we’ve got the best way to start your day right here!
The show began this fine morning with the first in our series of “Sextionary” words. Slang terms for sex have apparently been around for much longer than you would think, and they make way less sense than some of the ones we have now. We have a few guesses of what “giving a girl a green gown” means, but you probably don’t want to hear them. Anyway, our models came in and acted out some modern examples of sexual slang while Kevin and Andrea tried to guess what it was. Colloquialism sounds like a bad word, but it isn’t.
After that, we paid tribute to the technology of today, by celebrating the selfie. We’ve come a long way in the last decade, and we ran through all the ways hot chicks had to take pictures of themselves before the invention of camera phones. We saw some polaroids, sitting on a photocopy machine, and even simple tracing, and it made us realize… technology has a million practical applications, but it’s mostly just used for sex.
We took a short break, and then came back with a Battle of the Babes: Petite Women vs. Tall Women edition. After a Jug-o-War, Trampoline Trivia, and Posing with the Enemy, the Tall Women came out on top, which is surprisingly appropriate.