Monday 8/18/14

It’s Monday, and Playboy’s got a brand new bag! That’s right, for a whole week we’ve got guest host Simon Rex in the Mini Mansion in the coveted seat next to Andrea. You know what they say: location, location, location.

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To celebrate Simon’s first show with us (and to let him know how things go in our magical world), we wanted to ceremoniously pop his cherry. Miranda and Bobbi came in and sandwiched some red balloons ’til they burst. We’ve never wanted to be a balloon so badly. Well, there was that one time…

After that, we talked butts. All around the world, people are having “best bum” competitions, even places where they’re not known for large posteriors… like Korea! We, however, ARE known for lavish backsides, and we wanted to put our best butt forward. It’s Playboy’s Bootie Pageant and today’s contestants are Ruby and Drew. The competitions are “Shelfing,” “Twerk-Off,” and “Butt Painting,” and it’s up to you to decide who you want to come back at the end of the week. 

We took a quick break and then we did a little Q & T & A to get to know Simon a little bit better. If only all press junkets were similarly dressed, it’d make the news a lot more titillating. 

Finally, we welcomed in Nev Schulman, host of the MTV show “Catfish,” and star of the movie of the same name. We figured that he’s got lots of experience putting actual faces to information, so we played our favorite game, Name That Alleged Perv. Our girls even got in on the action and proved that hot chicks are much better at detecting pervs than the rest of us. It’s almost like they’ve done it before…

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