Thursday 11/13/14

It’s Thursday, and we had a kick-ass show for you today. Let’s get to it…

Things got started this morning when we landed our Morning Show outer space probe (not to be confused with our other probe) on the surface of a comet! We’re the first people to send hot chicks to a big ball of rock, ice, and dust that’s hurtling through the galaxy. And what better way to celebrate than to take some selfies and send them back to Earth? You know, for, like, study.

After that, we talked on the phone with Mr. Skin, who had a plethora of celebrity nudity to show us. From Kim Kardashian to Keira Knightly, it was a good week to get naked and have the initials K.K., so be sure to check out his website for more info (and pics, we suppose).

Next, we wanted to test our guest host Rich’s skills with wordplay, in a segment called One-Hundred-One. Our girls gave him body parts and other sexual words and he had to come up with a pun right off the top of his head. Try this out on a first date, if you never wanna have a second one.

Following the joke-fest, we brought our girls to the couch to play Show and Tell, where they saw pictures of things and then told how they would implement them in the bedroom. How would you use a sandwich in bed? Let us know! Address a sealed sandwich (in a bag) to 123 Playboy Rd, Burbank CA and let your voice be heard!

Then, it was time to get enrolled in some Ass Class. You can’t sit down in this class, because we had to learn all about the butt. We saw what kind of panties make good bottoms better, and what positions get the most attention for your backside. But it wouldn’t be class if you didn’t have to show your twerk, because if there’s one thing we can’t stand, it’s cheaters.

We took a short break and then came back to play some Horse or Porn, in honor of the fall season of horse racing getting underway. Our ladies jumped in the saddle and guessed whether a name was the title of a porn film, or the name of a racing horse. It’s a lot harder than you think.

Next, it was time for some Skin to Win, where our ladies locked in their trivia answers by flashing a body part. Jeopardy would be a lot more interesting if that’s how their buzzers worked.

Finally, we came to this week’s titty picks in Lick ’em, Stick ’em, and Pick ’em. Andrea likes the Bills tonight, and the Cards, Seahawks, and Packers this weekend. Tune in Monday to see how she did!

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