Wednesday 12/3/14

Happy Hump Day! We had a Wonderful Wheel Wednesday in store for you, so let’s give this a whirl.

The show got started this morning with a discussion about aural pleasure. Not the type with your mouth, but with your “aura,” which some people recently linked to a positive sex life. At first, we thought it was about sex in Acuras, but were disappointed to learn the truth.

After that, we announced our Playboy Christmas Cartoon Caption-Off, where you can put your wits to the test by captioning one of our show’s Chrismtas Cartoon homages. Check it out on Twitter, and give it your best shot. We may just put it on the show (if it tickles our fancy, among other things).

Next, we checked another box on our Ass-vent Calendar, this time revealing some sexy carolers! Our girls sang the Playboy version of the “12 Days of Christmas” and stripped while they did it. It almost made that horrible, long song worth it… Almost.

Our fabulous guest host Dan then walked us through 3 Man Things, that all men should know. Ironing a shirt, tying a tie, and how not to give a bad handshake all were covered in great detail, so now you can meet your girlfriend’s parents with poise, grace, and confidence. Just remember to not bring up the fact that you’re banging their daughter.

It is Wednesday. That means Wheel. But you don’t have to be a caveman to enjoy something like this week’s Wheel of Fantasy, which was all Winter-themed. We saw some Snow-y Plowing and Wrapping Paper-kinis that are sure to get you in the spirit. Which spirit? I don’t know. Christmas, maybe. You’ll definitely be spirited, that’s for sure.

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We took a short break and then welcomed in Rick Rosner, the 2nd-Smartest Man in the World, who went back to high school for 10 years! Not because they made him, like with us, but because he wanted to. Alright, alright, alright. We wanted to test Rick’s smarts, so we pitted him against all four of our girls to give it a fair balance. Turns out the Playboy IQ test is a little different than the standard, and our girls held their own. The game ended in a tie, proving once and for all that our models are the brightest in the biz.

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