We welcome in another Thirsty Thursday here in the Mini mansion with open arms… and open mouths.
We started off the show today by teaching you all some Man Skills. It’s a segment where our wonderful host-man Dan takes you through some skill that all men should know how to do. Today’s skill is how to give a proper massage. Not only is this a great way to grease the wheels with you and your partner, but it’s also a great, free Valentine’s Day gift! The best things in life are free, especially if you’re the one buying.
After that, we talked on the phone with Mr. Skin! It’s been a while since we’ve heard the dulcet tones of his Chicago accent, and we have to say, we kinda missed it. As per usual, Skin brought to our attention some of the best celebrity nudes we can keep an eye out for, including the show “Shameless,” and Aubrey Plaza’s nude debut.
Then, we welcomed in Rick Harrison, star of the wildly popular reality show “Pawn Stars.” Rick’s also got a new trivia game out, that’s available for your smartphone that he says is way more challenging than any other stupid phone trivia game out there. So, set your thumbs to stun, and get to learnin’, cuz it’s trivia time. And if you don’t like it, you can just delete it off your phone, and that’s a Rick Harrison guarantee.
While Rick was in, we played our own trivia game, Know It or Show It. Involving a little bit more nudity than Rick’s iPhone game (depending on whether you’re on the toilet or not), our longest-running naked game show in the history of television is heavy on the nakedness, light on the trivia.
After a short break, we came back to welcome in rapper Kid Ink, whose new album “Full Speed” is in stores now. We checked out his new video for his song “Body Language,” and then brought him in. He talked about his plans for his music career, and his next tattoos (apparently he has some blank space left– for now). Word to the wise: if you’re going to get your fingers tattooed, watch out for the cuticle. Just sayin’.
To close out the show, we had our models (see: “aspiring rappers”) come in and give us some Doggystyle Freestyle. They spat their best rhymes as they got humped from behind, and Kid gave them their rapper handles, before showering them with our comical, over-sized dollar bills.