Step right up, step right up! Come see the bountiful babes, scintillating celebrities, and the bearded… man. It’s the Playboy Morning Show.
We started the show off with a nice reality check for Dan. His new comedy album, “Chinese Affection,” which is brand-spanking new and so are the reviews. To soften the blow from some of the harsher criticisms, our girls wore less and less clothes as the meanness rolled in. Between this and the #MeanMemes from yesterday, it’s a wonder Dan has any self-esteem left at all.
Once the dust had settled, we welcomed in Azie Tesfai, one of the stars of the CW show “Jane the Virgin,” which airs Mondays at 9/8c. She dished on her life as a single lady, being ‘bi-continental,’ and her work with 5 different charities. Five! That’s six more than most people.
After we spoke with Azie, we played a game in her honor called Losing Your Virginity. Our sexy models came in and admitted that there’s things they still haven’t done… and we swiped those V-cards right before your eyes. We had a proposal, horseback ride, feather-filled pillow fight, and a bath for two. Cross those off the ol’ bucket list.
We took a short break and then came back with a Hot Girl Focus Group, this time around talking about ‘undateable guys.’ Ever wondered why you’re still single? Want to find out what to do to stay single (you never know)? Well, this is the segment for you. Three words, gentlemen: hygiene, hygiene, hygiene.
To round out the show, we played Whole Lotta Love It or Hate It, where our girls guessed whether the lovely Andrea Lowell loves something, or absolutely abhors it. They even incorporated some cute auction-type ping pong paddles to help visualize their choices, how thoughtful.