Archive for June, 2015

Thursday 6/25/15

Posted in Uncategorized on June 30, 2015 by Playboy Morning Show

It’s the Playboy Morning Show, you know the drill, let’s get to the pictures.

Our lovely show started off this morning with a closer look at some people in life that we wished we could use body doubles for. Plumbers crack looks a lot better when it’s part of a hot chick’s body than some guy named Stan.

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We then chatted it up with Mr. Skin, who talked about Lena Headey’s “Game of Thrones” body double in the last episode of this season. It’ll be a long, hot summer without any sweet “GOT” nudity, but hey, Winter is Coming.

Our first guest of the hour was none other than Travis Van Winkle, star of the TNT show “The Last Ship,” (which has the full cooperation of the US Navy, so that’s pretty neat), and the film “Last Call.” Since both of his latest projects have the word ‘last’ in them, we played a game called Playboy’s Last Call with our models, as they tried to get Travis to convince him to go home with them once the bar lights go on. Not an easy choice.

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After a short break, we came back with our next guests, Miles and Ryan from the band Slightly Stoopid. Their new album, “Meanwhile… Back at the Lab” is out June 30th, so be sure to give that a listen with your ear parts. They talked about life on the road and their journey to get to where they are today (musically, not like, literally on the streets).


We split the guys up and had them each command a team of models in our Playboy Feud game. Don’t worry, it’s just a Playboy feud, not a band feud. We don’t have enough money to cover the destroyed hotel room.

Wednesday 6/24/15

Posted in Uncategorized on June 24, 2015 by Playboy Morning Show

Welcome to another Wild Wednesday here in the Mini Mansion, helping you get over the work-week hump since two thousand and something.


We started today with some new information from our Research and Development Department (or R and Double-D for short) concerning clothing with bottle openers built into them. Our ladies modeled some of the latest lingerie technology, making sure that you’re never too un-dressed for a nice, cool brew-ski. Bottoms up!

Then, we brought in our guest for the show, the extremely funny Margaret Cho. She showed off her tattoos and expounded on how painful some of them were (enough that she couldn’t finish), and talked about her upcoming special “There’s No ‘I’ in Team, but There is a ‘Cho’ in Psycho.” With a title like that, you know it’s gonna be good.

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While Ms. Cho was on our couch, we got her opinion on some sexual practices, in our Hell Cho or Hell No game. Our models also threw down some personal preferences, with Hell Cho meaning yes please, and Hell No meaning exactly that. It’s always interesting to hear the likes and dislikes of our models, and even more interesting to hear their explanations.

After a short break, we came back to mourn the death of the inventor of the pink flamingo lawn ornament by playing a game called Ornie or Horny, where Dan and Andrea see pics of zoomed-in nudity or lawn ornaments, and have to guess what they think each is. The name is a bit of a stretch, but c’mon, cut us some slack.

To close out the show, we took a summer trip to Camp Playboy, where our models sat around the fire, and played classic camping games like Never Have I Ever, Wheelbarrow Race, and… Pie Eating Contest? We wanna go to THAT camp!


Tuesday 6/23/15

Posted in Uncategorized on June 23, 2015 by Playboy Morning Show

It’s the Playboy Morning Show, where titty twisters are punishable by death.

We started the show by using some clay to mold our models’ versions of the “perfect vagina,” (or, as Andrea pointed out, more accurately the “perfect vulva”). We called this segment Kitty Putty, and it’s a direct descendant of our clay dick game, Dil-doh. However, if you ever seen genitalia these colors, just run.


After that, we checked out another Summertime Just the Tip and then flew right into some Tough Love, with the toughest lover around, Dan. We read questions from you guys, and our models and Andrea rattled off some level-headed advice before Dan took the reins and made those questions his bitch. If you want your question read on the show, and then beaten into submission, hit us up at!

We then rolled into a game we’re calling Thrust or Bust, featuring the wonderful Thruster toy from Adam & Eve. Our girls demonstrated some of the different vibration settings and thrusting capabilities before then doing their best to find our “G” spots hidden throughout the room before scooping up that big “O”. Check out for this toy and more fantastic ways to get all your letters going.

After a short break, we welcomed in Dr. Ashkan Ghamavi, Beverly Hills Plastic Surgeon who specializes in a new form of breast augmentation that cuts recovery time down to just 24 hours. He doesn’t even suggest taking pain killers or staying in the house! We wish all surgery could be so easy (and so sexy). But since seeing is believing, we brought in Jodi, a patient of Dr. Ghamavi’s who went from a size C to a DD and you know Andrea just had to have a feel. We’ll take her word for it that it’s the best boob job she’s ever felt (and that’s saying something).

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To close out the show, we played a Battle of the Butts, where our girls’ derrieres were categorized by Dr. Ghamavi, who is an expert in butt types as well. Once they all learned more about their backsides, we had them test their acoustic ability, flattening ability, and jiggling ability. We’ll just call this an Ass-titude test.


Monday 6/22/15

Posted in Uncategorized on June 22, 2015 by Playboy Morning Show

Happy Monday, to all you out there in TV-land. We here at the Playboy Morning Show bid you good day.

This particular show began with a quick fashion show, featuring all the hottest new styles in sunscreen to keep you from peeling this summer. Our ladies stylishly modeled the latest trends, and even gave us a lather tutorial. Wax on, whack off.

After that, we brought in Alki David, billionaire entrepreneur and owner of Hologram USA, the same hologram company that brought Tupac to Coachella a few years ago, and hopes to bring hologram technology to the forefront of modern culture. If you didn’t think we lived in the future before, what say you now? Be sure to check out Alki’s documentary about his TV station and crazy billionaire life in the film “Lord of the Freaks,” which is having a red/brown carpet event at the Egyptian theater in LA at the end of the month. Just stay out of the splash zone.

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While Alki was with us, we decided to show off some of our own Hologram Hotties! Our hologram machine brought back Marilyn Monroe, Joan of Arc, Betsy Ross, and Dan’s failed Prom date from high school. Turns out, even though they’re holograms, they still have free will…. We’ll have to work on that.

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We took a short break and then came back with another Summertime Just the Tip for you and your hot, sweaty, sticky friends to enjoy.

We then brought in Briana Ashley, our June Cyber Girl of the Month, to talk about her shoots, and what she’s got planned for next in her career. She even got to make a plea to Hef to see if she couldn’t even get a shot at Playmate. Best of luck, Briana, and if Hef sees what we see, we think you’ve got a good shot.

We then checked out an infomercial video that Briana was part of, along with some of our other models, purporting the benefits of Playboy Boobs. The video starred none other than Raekwon the Chef of the Wu Tang Clan, and if you can’t believe him, then you won’t believe anyone. Check out the video on our Youtube channel!

To close out the show, we played a racing game called the I-Tit-A-Rod, in honor of Briana’s snowy Alaskan past. Our girls split into teams of two and took to the hallway to complete our back-and-forth course to outrace, outwit, and out-sexy the others. Some spills did occur, but when you’re out on the harsh Alaskan planes, that’s only to be expected.

Thursday 6/18/15

Posted in Uncategorized on June 18, 2015 by Playboy Morning Show

Welcome to a special Thursday edition of the Playboy Morning Show, now with 10% more Vitamin T!

Our fun little show got itself started this morning with a little discussion about Butt Selfies, of course. It’s an important part of any balanced Instagram account, and we observed some of our models in their natural habitats getting their daily dose.

While we were on the topic of selfies, our next guest Lara Cole, is a bona fide expert. She’s the host of PlayboyTV’s “Private Selfies,” which premieres tonight at 9pm ET/PT. Her show gets submissions from tons of prospective girls, and they pick the very best to give their phones or laptops a personal show. No directors, no cameramen, no clothing! That’s the recipe for success.

We then rolled into one more of our Summertime Just the Tips, which serve to help get you in the mood for summer. As if the horrible nightmare memories that were last winter weren’t enough.

Our first guest on the show, Erica Spiegelman, is an addiction specialist and counselor whose new book “Rewired: A Bold New Approach to Addiction and Recovery” is out now! Erica also chatted with us about the current state of “hook-up culture” and how our phones and social media are forcing people on the dating scene to drift apart, and have less success. We KNEW it wasn’t just us!


As a surprise to Dan, we brought in our models and had a short Skin-tervention with him, to talk about his addiction to nudity. Our models read some tearful letters and convinced Dan to try a stint in nudity rehab at Homely Acres. Let the healing begin.

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After a quick two-minute break, Dan had already relapsed into his nudity problem, and probably is beyond help. Maybe we shouldn’t have had our models be topless when they read their letters….

We then welcomed in our second guest of the hour, “Bar Rescue”‘s Jon Taffer! Jon’s a veteran of our show, and we always love to hear his crazy stories about how he takes the worst bars in America and turns them on the path to righteousness. If you ever need a good talking-to, look no further than Jon. He’s a pro.

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To close out the show, our models came in to play Know It or Show It, the longest-running naked game show in radio and TV history. Our trivia for this round was based on bars, LA rock bands, and mixology. Despite all this, our girls still ended up naked at the end of the show. We wouldn’t have it any other way.

Wednesday 6/17/15

Posted in Uncategorized on June 17, 2015 by Playboy Morning Show

Everyday is Hump Day here in the Mini Mansion. We call Wednesday Double Hump Day. It’s really inconvenient.

The show started this morning with some talk about binge-ing. Not the overeating kind, but the over-Netflix-ing kind. On the top of all the binge-tastic lists is “Orange is the New Black,” and to get people into the spirit of prison, we played some Jail Jargon with our girls. The models gave us some terms that prisoners know, and Dan and Andrea tried their best to guess. It turns out that in jail, all things sound dirty.

We then brought in our first guest, legendary basketball player and coach Henry Bibby. As a UCLA Bruin and New York Knick, he won four championships in four years. Aside from cheating or lying, that’s as good as you can do. He’s also the inventor of DribblePro, a new basketball product that helps teach dribbling, shooting, and rebounding. If you can get those things down, you’ll be a professional basketball player in no time*! (*You also have to be incredibly tall/athletic/etc.)

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In honor of having such a legend in our midst, our girls showed off their own skills in a Topless Dunk Contest. In the end, Cody came out on top of the two rounds, proving once again that doing a cartwheel is always a good idea.


After a quick two-minute hiatus, we checked in with another Summertime Just the Tip, and if you found it in anyway helpful, may God have mercy on your soul.

Next, we brought in Dr. Buck Parker, trauma surgeon and star of NBC’s “The Island.” Besides having the coolest name ever, Dr. Buck recently was stranded on a desert island by the network television show and left to fend for himself alongside a plethora of other men. Naturally, the topic of masturbation came up, and it turns out that those urges only come about when you’re assured of your continued survival. Go figure.


To close out the show, we went on a very animalistic Sexpedition with our sexy models, following them as the foraged for food, made clothing out of whatever they could find, and even braved a storm. We sure hope they get rescued soon… Although they’ll probably find a few ways to pass the time.

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Tuesday 6/16/15

Posted in Uncategorized on June 16, 2015 by Playboy Morning Show

The Playboy Morning Show is so scarily good, you’ll scream your pants!

The show got going with a short discussion about one-night stands in our Hot Girl Focus Group. Our models sat on our couch and talked about the awkwardness that inevitably follows a drunken hookup with a stranger. The real lesson here is to get in, get out, and get on with your lives.

Next up was Odette Delacroix, a fetish model who specializes in letting BBW’s (that’s big beautiful women) sit on her. At only 84 pounds herself, you’d think this would be a life-threatening line of work, but she seems to enjoy it. And after buying her first house, it seems business is booming. Check out her website, and request a video, if that fetish squishes your fancy.

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Our own models aren’t nearly heavy enough to interest Odette, but they can do their best squashing balloons (which is new fetish territory altogether, but we digress). Two teams of two tried to race through popping balloons and doing the tasks hidden inside as fast as possible. Careful of the snap-back, ladies.

We took a short break and then welcomed in Tom Holland, director of such horror classics as “Fright Night” and “Child’s Play.” Tom talked with us about the new documentary coming out about “Fright Night,” and his latest horror project: “Bite.” Will there be a Fright-Night-Bite movie in the future? Probably not, but we’re not giving up hope!

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To close out the show, our models showed off creepy dolls of their own, which they had just created. One model made the mistake of making hers too scary though, and was attacked by it in the shower. Rule 1 of horror movies: don’t shower. Monsters fear dirt.

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Monday 6/15/15

Posted in Uncategorized on June 15, 2015 by Playboy Morning Show

Game of Thrones may be over until next year, but The Playboy Morning Show marches on! And our naked ladies never get shamed by a scary nun. At least, not yet…

We began the show this morning with news from Pizza Hut that they’re putting hot dogs into the crust of their pizzas. I don’t know why any of us are surprised at this point, but here we are. If that’s the formula for success, we put it to the test in our I’d Stick My Weiner in That segment, which saw our models putting hot dogs into various dishes and seeing if they can strike gold for Pizza Hut’s next food item. We use the term “food” loosely here.


After that, we brought in Nick Spano, whom you might recognize from the show “Even Stevens,” but who is now branching out into the Creative Community game, with his company re/creation. They do yoga, painting sessions, and coming up they have a sexy roller skate rave called Rave on Wheels, so if you’re in the SoCal neighborhood, be sure to wheel on by.


While Nick was in studio, we sent our girls through our Playboy Time Machine back to the ’70’s, and saw their groovy new looks, sexy disco dance moves, and got their new identities. Disco is back from the dead, and it looks great!

We took a quick break and then came back to welcome in Omar Miller, from the new HBO show “Ballers,” about athletes dealing with life after football. Omar talked about what it’s like working with “stud” Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, and adding to HBO’s long list of awesome TV shows, and then it was time for our last game: Knocker Room. Our girls came in only in towels and gave each other pep talks before massaging and stretching it out. It’s hard work modeling all day, and you have to stay limber somehow.

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Thursday 6/11/15

Posted in Uncategorized on June 11, 2015 by Playboy Morning Show

It’s Thursday, and you know what that means: one more day ’til Friday. Because that’s how weeks work.

We started our show off today with one of many Sex-cerpts from a brand new book called “At Night She Cries While He Rides His Steed,” from author/screenwriter Ross Patterson, who we will have on the show later. It’s national Dirty Book Day in the US, and we couldn’t think of a more appropriate or more awesome guest to celebrate this oft-overlooked holiday.Words can be sexy, too.

After that, we chatted with Mr. Skin about some celebrity nudity from another Netflix show, “Sense 8.” Netflix is sure doing a good job keeping up with the premium channels, especially when it comes to naked-ness on screen (or N.o.S. as it’s commonly known).

Next, it was time for an oldie but a goodie, Howe To with the Howe Twins. Today Melissa and Carla showed us how NOT to make a paper airplane, at least in the conventional sense. Lube is not an ingredient in the paper airplane mechanism, as far as we know.

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We looked at another Summertime Just the Tip, and then cooled off in honor of the inventor of the Super Soaker, who just passed on to that big, sprinkler-laden yard in the sky. We had our Howe Twins spray down Chelsie and newcomer Marie to celebrate the man who made getting shirts wet from great distances possible. His ashes are set to be sprayed off in a 21-soaker salute later this week (we hope).

After a short break, we brought in Ross Patterson, author of the new book “At Night She Cries While He Rides His Steed,” the first romance novel for dudes. We’ve heard some excerpts here today, but do yourself a favor and get this thing close to your own eyeballs, because it’s hilarious. Ross also talked about his many film projects, including his latest “Helen Keller vs. Night Wolves,” which is in the funding stage right now. We can’t wait to see and hear it (sorry Helen).

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To close out the show, our girls gave Ross some Constructive Criticism for his new novel, from various readers on the internet. As always, the harsher the words, the easier on the eyes, as our girls got more and more nude to soften the blow. Words can sting, but when they come from a hot chick, it’s a sweet sting.

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Wednesday 6/10/15

Posted in Uncategorized on June 10, 2015 by Playboy Morning Show

It’s a Wedgie Wednesday, stuck right in the crack of your week!

We started things off the Playboy Morning Show today with a discussion about hotel sex: is it worth all the unseen gross-ness to then not have to clean up after yourself? We asked our ladies their opinions in our Hot Girl Focus Group, and came to the consensus that a sexy hotel excursion is more than worth the price of admission, and is oddly freeing in its own way.

We then welcomed in Dave, Jake, and Spud from Jam in the Van, a van that can be found at music festivals and also its regular spot in Venice Beach. But it’s not just any awesomely painted, hippie-tastic vehicle… this van’s got a studio built into it and has featured both up-and-coming artists and more well-known ones as well. Check out their YouTube page for videos and imagine how cool it must be to be in a band.

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While our Van Jammers were in studio, our ladies came in to show us their Jammy Session, a sexy take on the classic sleepover theme. They had a PJ fashion show, fed each other some jam, and then told scary stories, mostly involving Instagram. This is what fear looks like in the 21st century.

After a short break, we brought in Kira Dikhtyar, a Russian supermodel and ex-gymnast who you can see grace the pages of this month’s issue of a little publication called Playboy Magazine. Perhaps you’ve heard of it. Kira gave us the low-down on her life, going from gymnast to model, emigrating from Russia to America, and her paint-inspired shoot for us. Speaking of paint, we closed out our show today with the Morning Show classic Chicktionary, where our models draw clues on each others’ bodies in order to get Kira to guess the word. It’d have been a lot easier if they had memorized the Moscow skyline beforehand.

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