‘Ello ‘ello, what ‘ave we ‘ere? Why sir, it’s the Playboy Morning Show, it is!
This show got started with a little experiment in the occult, when Dan decided to try out our own version of the “Charlie, Charlie” game that’s sweeping across the internet. After the pencils fell, our girls appeared out of nowhere! Just when you thought internet trends couldn’t get any dumber, we’re surprised again! Guess that makes us the dumb ones.
After that demon was put to rest, we talked on the phone with Mr. Skin, who had a particularly meaty Mr. Skin Minute for us this week, surprisingly without any help from “Game of Thrones” nudity. Guess someone has to pick up the slack once this season eventually ends.
We then welcomed in our first guest of the morning, Tony Denison from TNT’s “Major Crimes,” which returns for season 4 on Monday June 8th, so park yourself down and feast upon its returning glory. Tony talked with us about his days organizing backgammon tournaments and other odd jobs he had before his acting really took off. Everybody’s gotta make a living, right? Well, unless you’re a Kardashian.
While we had Lt. Flynn in studio, we decided to test his interrogation skills on our models in a game called Innocent Until Proven Filthy. He turned on the Good Cop/Bad Cop routine pretty well (especially for just one guy) and guess the correct perp. But remember kids: crime doesn’t pay… unless you get a book deal.
We took a short break and then welcomed in Josh Kelly, star of the new Lifetime show “Unreal,” which premiered at the beginning of this month. The show follows the behind-the-scenes action on a reality show, and is sure to please you if you love reality shows or hate them. As if you needed any coaxing after seeing Josh’s giant billboard where he’s naked.
To close out the show, we played a Josh-centric game of Wheel of Fantasy, drawing on his life and career to have our girls act out scenarios. The best way to be proud of your accomplishments in life is to see them sexualized right before your eyes.