Monday 7/27/15

It’s the only sure-fire way to chase away those Monday blues: The Playboy Morning Show!

Our show started off with a little Breas-lemania, due to Hulk Hogan getting blackballed (no pun intended) from the WWE due to his racist comments. Our girls stripped down and went thumb-to-thumb in a tournament of finger champions. Finally, all those hours spent Instagram-posting have paid off in the form of digit power.

Next, we checked out some crazy news stories from around the world in our Stupid Human News segment, where we tried to tell too good to be true from too strange to be fiction. After watching Andrea and Dan have a hard time with it, we don’t know what to believe anymore.

After that, we brought out the real talk for Tough Love, where Dan dropped some necessary truths on questions we got from viewers like you. If you want to have Dan yell at you about your personal problems, e-mail us! You may not want to hear it, but you might need to.

We took a quick break and then came back with Billionaire Hair, in honor of Donald Trump’s totally real, not at all a crazed fever dream run for office in 2016. Our girls made some Trump-esque merkins out of fur and money, just like the real Donald, and then put their creations to the test in our wind tunnel. Only the true Trump knows how his hair stays the way it is, despite any and all weather conditions.

To close out the show, we played Spin the Model, to put a sexy “spin” on horrifyingly devastating oil spills. There’s not much sexy about tons of crude washing up on a beach, even though it sounds like there should be, right? Our girls lubed up and spun our model/spinner to determine what activity they had to do. Caution: our girls are slippery when wet.


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