Welcome to the Playboy Morning Show, where your dreams come true, and never too fast.
We started our show today raw…. with some Raw Data! We heard some statistics that were featured in our magazine, and imprinted them on our minds with some helpful nudity. It’s the learning aid that you definitely WILL get hooked on.
Next, we debuted our latest #WedgieWednesday opus, this time featuring some sexy zombies… Brains, indeed.
After that it was time to test out a brand-new game on the show, as we had models Drew, Rayshell, Evey, and Janel try to balance their sex life (a balloon) as they made their way through the perils of a relationship: maintaining your interests while also getting some action. Relationships are all about give and take, so don’t be afraid to take a break and go bowling every once in a while, you know?
One of our favorite games here is Name That Alleged Perv, and whenever some pervs fall into our laps, we love to try and guess who’s who. I guess if you don’t know how this game works, you must be very confused. Anyway, our pervs were all ladies today, and these wily women through everyone for a loop, leaving no one with a perfect score. Tough nuts to crack, this bunch o’ bananas. Damn, now I’m hungry.
We took a quick break and then played a game called Andrea Exposed, which is a game testing Dan’s knowledge of Andrea of course! Why, what did you think the game was going to be about?
To close out the show, we had our girls play some Skin to Win, where they expose a body part as the answer to a trivia question. Who woulda guessed that jugs would throw everyone off? Not us.