Archive for September, 2015

Wednesday 9/30/15

Posted in Uncategorized on September 30, 2015 by Playboy Morning Show

It’s Wedgie Wednesday, stuck right between the week’s cheeks.

Our show began today with a huge scientific announcement: we’ve found water on Mars! That’s a pretty cool announcement, but just in case you’re having trouble grasping the enormity of the discovery, we gave you some examples of what that water could be used for, like wet t-shirt contests, topless car washes, and bottling and monetizing an otherwise free commodity!

Next up, we kept with the Mars theme and showed off our latest #WedgieWednesday opus, based on the new Matt Damon film “The Martian.” That whole water-finding thing is great press for the movie, actually.

After that, we brought in our first guest for the hour, Brian Wallos, creator of Bench Warmer cards. If you don’t happen to know what Bench Warmer’s all about, we’ll distill it for you: sexy model trading cards. Our very own Andrea Lowell has a few of her own, and if he plays his cards right, Dan might get his own, too.

We brought our girls in to test Brian’s knowledge of Playboy, in our Hefardy game. Our girls know their stuff, and proved that they’re no push-overs here. It’s trivia, but that doesn’t mean it’s trivial.

After a quick break, we brought in our next guests, Grammy Award-Winning R&B group All-4-One! The guys came in to talk about their new album “Twenty +,” and about how they found a new audience in Southeast Asia. Also, after hearing about how they wingman for their bandmates, and all the baby-making music they’ve put our over the years… we’re pretty sure they’re to blame for all the traffic these days.

To close out the show, we played a special “I Swear” version of Truth or Bare, where our models had to “swear” that what was said in a story happened to them, in honor of the most popular song of All-4-One. We swear that we’ll be back tomorrow!

Tuesday 9/29/15

Posted in Uncategorized on September 29, 2015 by Playboy Morning Show

Welcome to the Playboy Morning Show Blog! Leave a comment, maybe we’ll read it live on the air.

We started off by doing exactly that: reading some increasingly mean comments left on this here blog, on our YouTube channel, and over on Twitter. The only thing that makes this segment worthwhile is the fact that we can have our models get naked while the comments get more incendiary. So keep those babies comin’!

After that, we welcomed in comedian Jacob Sirof to play some Sex Sells with us, where we saw a raunchy billboard and then tried to make our own sexier, funnier version. This game is also great for long road trips, even grandma can get in on the fun!

Next up, we brought our girls in to play Know It or Blow It, where Jacob had to answer trivia correctly in order for the models to lose clothing. It’s a fun twist on everybody’s favorite naked game show, and it actually rewards knowledge of useless facts!

We took a quick break and then came back to play some lawyer-approved Name That Alleged Perv: Animal Style. No, that’s not pervs related to In ‘n Out, it’s our four-legged friends getting down and dirty. All we know is, if reincarnation is real, we wanna come back as a pig…. those half hour orgasms sound awesome.

To close out the show, we had ourselves a little autumnal fashion show, with our models looking extra pumpkin spicy in their leaf-y attire. We even gave a shoutout to LA fall, which is exactly the same as every other season.

Monday 9/28/15

Posted in Uncategorized on September 28, 2015 by Playboy Morning Show

It’s a Monday, but don’t worry, the Playboy Morning Show has the goods to make it better.

Our week began with a quick look at how Dan and Andrea are doing with their NFL picks. Even though Dan is picking with his brain and Andrea with her boobies, they’re both not doing too hot to start the season. But there’s still plenty of football to be played! Tonight, both of our intrepid hosts have picked the Packers to win at home over the Chiefs.

After that, we played a special Rate the Trait: How Mad Am I? Edition. Our girls ranked seemingly innocuous phrases by how much rage is bubbling under the surface. The top pick was “Wow.” So, men, if you hear that word, you done screwed up.

Next, we talked via Skype with Klia Crisafulli, who is holding a giant auction of ventriloquist dummies in Seabrook, New Hampshire. Before you laugh, just know that some of the dolls are expected to sell for tens of thousands of dollars. So who’s the dummy now?

Up next, we heard some letters asking for advice from viewers like you, and then our models and Andrea¬†gave them some sound, thoughtful advice… which was all shattered when Dan threw down some TOUGH LOVE at their whine-holes. Sometimes the love we need the most… is the toughest love of all.

We took a short break and then came back with our special guest, Kate Quigley, host of “Undercover,” right here on PlayboyTV Saturdays at 10 E/P. Kate helped us put some words to some rather funny-looking pictures in our Dick Pics game. Phallic shaped objects are everywhere, if you just know how to look.

To close out the show, our models came in and played our favorite fake Japanese game show game, Blew Balls! You know you’re doing it right when you’re out of breath.

Thursday 9/24/15

Posted in Uncategorized on September 24, 2015 by Playboy Morning Show

Netflix and Chill? How about Playboy Morning Show and screw!

Speaking of Netflix and chill (the go-to hookup move of our lazy culture), we thought it might be fun to test Dan’s knowledge of the slang terms of the day. Is he out of touch, or is timely vernacular getting harder to understand? Maybe that’s just a part of getting old. RADICAL!


After that, we rolled through the Mr. Skin minute and saw some of his pics for the week. It’s always a nice reminder that nearly every movie star has been nude at one point. Thanks, Mr. Skin.

Next up, we brought in comedian Kevin Shea to play Friend Zone with us. Kevin participated in some scenarios, and the models judged whether he could escape the dreaded black hole of the friendzone, or if he would be trapped there forever. Kevin proved why comedians are really quick on their feet: to get with ladies.

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After a short brake, we brought in our second guest for the hour, actor Dash Mihok. Dash also goes by Diz Mihok when he’s rapping, and you can get his new single “Love” free from his website. Dash chatted with us about his lifelong love of rap music, and what it’s like working on one of the best shows on TV, “Ray Donovan.” Acting is kinda like rapping, just with less dank beats.

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To close out the show, we played Just a Dash, where our models showed off their rapping skills, their posing skills, and their Shakespearean acting abilities. In the end, Dash handed out some shirts to the girls and they danced us into Friday. Stay strong friends, and we’ll see you next week.


Wednesday 9/23/15

Posted in Uncategorized on September 23, 2015 by Playboy Morning Show

Welcome to the Playboy Morning Show, Population: 69.

We started our show off today with a nice lesson in Bediquette, where our girls took to the sheets and laid down some ground rules. The talk steered itself toward nipple play, and lucky for us, we even got a nice little demonstration.

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After that, we brought in our first guest for the hour, comedian Nick Swardson! Nick brought his fancy mustache down to our couch to talk about his new movie “Hell & Back”. It’s not often we get to see some animated films brought in to our show, so we relished the opportunity, especially with a cast this awesome. Go see it when it comes out, we’re sure Nick would appreciate it.


In honor of Nick’s new comedy special, entitled “Taste It!”, we played a game of the same name, where Andrea fed fruit to our blindfolded babes and they had to describe it and then guess what it was. You’d think banana would be a gimmie. You’d think that you’d never confuse something like that with a grape. You’d think wrong.

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After a quick break, we welcomed in our next guest, Curtis Young, rapper and son of Dr. Dre. Curtis has a new video out for his song “Jaded,” which you should check out on his YouTube channel. Curtis talked with us about growing up in Compton and how it felt to find out that his father was such a legend, both in his community and around the world. As Dan put it: it’s like finding out your dad is Batman.

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To close out the show, we had our girls come in to try and Shake the Haters Off. Since the dawn of social media, there have been haters, and models and rappers know that they come with the territory. As the music played, our girls did their best to try and get those pesky dislikes to fall off. Can you say BLOCKED?

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Tuesday 9/22/15

Posted in Uncategorized on September 22, 2015 by Playboy Morning Show

Welcome to the Playboy Morning Show, where too much is never enough!

We began things around here this morning by talking about some of Playboy’s Sexiest Cities, straight from the mouths of hot girls who have gone there and gotten it there. You never know, a trip to a new place could be the catalyst for some new romantic fireworks… just make sure you pack lots of clean undies.

Then, we brought in our first guest for the hour, voice actress/singer/actress/generally awesome person E.G. Daily! She caught us up on what’s going on in her busy (single!) life, mainly her headlining show at the Whisky A-Go-Go in Hollywood. And there’s also the small celebration for “Pee Wee’s Big Adventure”‘s 30th birthday, can’t forget about that.

While such a talented voice was in our midst, we saw if our girls could give life to a character of their own creation in our Sock It to Me game. The girls made up their sock puppets and then put them on and gave them a voice. Talk about lucky socks.

We took a break, and then brought in our next guest, comedian Shane Mauss (pronounced “moss,” in case anyone was wondering). Shane talked about his new album, “My Big Break,” where he recounts the story of how he broke both of his feet and had to live in his parents’ basement for months. The real lesson here is never exercise.

To close out the show, we played a little Top Tweets vs. Top Teats, where our girls put their tits up against Shane’s wits in a battle for Twitter greatness. Leave the jokes to the comedian, and leave the selfies to the models.

Monday 9/21/15

Posted in Uncategorized on September 21, 2015 by Playboy Morning Show

The Playboy Morning Show is like a fine wine: it only gets better with time, and also helps if you chug it.

Our old friend Mark Long is stepping in for Dan today, and he and Andrea chatted it up as if no time had passed at all. That’s true friendship.


We started this week of shows off with a little Fuck of the Draw, where our girls picked out scenarios out of suitcases and had to see if they would sleep with the person involved. We got all yeses, which only further proves the point that vacations are the ultimate aphrodisiac.

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Next, we brought in the band Highly Suspect, to talk about their new music video for their song “Lydia,” and about their upcoming tour dates across the pond. The life of a rock star is a tough one, but only if you like sleep.

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Our music friends know a thing or two about tattoos (they’re covered in them), so we decided to play a game of Lady and the Tramp Stamp, where they guessed which of our girls has ink on her lower back. After a strict line of questioning, our girls revealed themselves and only our new girl Tessa was the only one with a tramp stamp. We think tattoos are sexy, but we also think pretty much everything is sexy.


After a quick break, we brought our models back in to talk about sex with your ex in our Hot Girl Focus Group. Let’s be clear about this: it’s a bad idea… but that doesn’t mean it’s wrong.


To close out the show, we played some Know It or Show It, with questions pertaining to our guest host for the day, Mark Long. Our girls tried their best to keep their clothing, but if there’s one thing we’re good at, it’s confusing people. Real life would be a lot more interesting if we lost clothes when we got confused.

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