The Playboy Morning Show is officially known as the world’s sexiest alarm clock. Wakey wakey.
Things got off to a hot start this morning, as we let our ladies plan their own sexy party, in honor of the article in the new September issue of Playboy dealing with “Eyes Wide Shut”-style soirees. We saw some creative ideas, and even though some pushed the boundary of being too weird, if we got an invite from one of our models to attend, you know we would have to drop an RSVP, alien mask or not.
Next up, we had comedian Joe Torry, who is promoting the 20th anniversary of the legendary Phat Tuesdays comedy show with a special show at Club Nokia tonight! If you’re in the LA area, be sure to come down and check it out. It’s got a star-studded lineup that includes Joe himself, so you know it’s gonna be good.
In honor of Phat Tuesdays, we had our own Phit Tuesday here in the Mini Mansion, where our girls showed off their exercise skills and hidden talents. You wouldn’t believe anything could be hidden in lingerie like that, but you’d be wrong.
We took a short break and came back with a masturbation-themed Hot Girl Focus Group, which featured our hot ladies giving us the juicy details about their self-pleasuring habits. Some people may use masturbation in lieu of sex, but our ladies are just getting warmed up.
To close out the show, we brought in our second guest of the hour, legendary rapper and member of the Geto Boys, Scarface! Damn it feels good to have him in the studio, and we chatted with him about what he’s been up to, and about the new album that’s about to drop, called “Deeply Rooted.” He even played us some sweet sounds from his out-of-tune tiny guitar, which is not what we were expecting, but it was greatly appreciated. Our girls then came in and re-enacted the famous printer smashing scene from “Office Space” that features Scarface’s song. He liked it so much, he got involved himself.