Tuesday 9/15/15

My name’s Bloggy and I’m here to give you info about the Playboy Morning Show. Read me, son!

Our show started things off today with a little Playboy Think Tank: Tits and Apps Edition. Our models debuted some tech app ideas fresh from Silicon Peaks and Valleys, like the iMHorny, the MoanAble, and Wiener Wise. Buy stock in our startup now before the bubble bursts!

After that, we checked out some news stories both real and totally made up and Dan and Andrea had to guess which was which. If you read the news, you know how hard this game can be… especially if you play on “Florida” difficulty.

Next up, we checked out some Fe-Makes, where our girls inserted themselves into some famous movie characters in honor of Ronda Rousey starring the remake of “Roadhouse.” We saw some she-Terminator, some she-Rambo, some she-Indiana Jones, and Bond, Jane Bond. This might be the next big money-making move from those lazy fat-cats in Hollywood, so don’t be surprised if these things are reality in a few years.

After a quick break, we brought in our guest for the hour, comedian and author Josh Gondelman. Josh is the author of the new book “You Blew It: An Awkward Look at the Many Ways in Which You’ve Already Ruined Your Life”. If you’ve got social anxiety, this may not be the book for you, unless you’re OK with laughing at yourself… then crying at yourself.

To close out the show, we played some Re-Fuck, Friendzone, or Un-Fuck, where our girls gave answers as to what they would rather do with a situation: keep it going, put it on hold, or wipe it from their memories completely. Josh guessed what they would answer, and the girls got naked if he was right. We’ve never been so happy to hear the word friendzone!