This show’ll get you hornier than a narwhal at a unicorn convention. It’s the Playboy Morning Show.
We began this here show today with a quick Robot Sex Update, which was hand-delivered to our hosts by a real robot! Just don’t look at it below the waist.
Next up, we chatted with Mr. Skin about the nudity coming to our eyeballs this week, and also what we can expect to see in the future (once we buy some choice Blu-Rays that is).
Football season is back in full swing, and that means more Lick ’em, Stick ’em, and Pick ’em with Andrea and her magic picking nips. They got some ink on them today, but don’t worry, they’re gonna be ok.
Staying with the football theme, we held another Playboy Fantasy Picks game, with our models teaming up to show off their skills on the gridiron. Tackling, passing, and kicking that pantie field goal were all put to the test, and they passed with flying colors. Hopefully they don’t get concussions.
After a quick break, we brought in our guests for the hour, David Faustino and Mark “Keitel Jr.” Lowe, from the Old Scratch Radio show on Dash Radio. Their show airs Sunday nights at 5pm PST, so pick up that app or go online to hear some great old school hip-hop and whatever else they feel like playing that day. There’s no rules, just like in the Mini Mansion.
To close out the show, we honored the Republican Presidential Debate from last night by playing some very topical Beaurocrat or Busey, where we heard an outlandish quote and have to attribute to either a politician or everybody’s favorite coo-coo bananas actor Gary Busey. This game is impossible to win with any sort of skill, it’s all just dumb luck. And on that, you can quote me.